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Hatchet Job

By: Mark Kermode
Narrated by: Mark Kermode
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A wry, robust and developed defence of accountable critical voices' 4 stars, Total Film

For decades, the backbone of film criticism has been the hatchet job – the entertaining trashing of a film by professional reviewers, seen by many as cynical snobs. But with the arrival of the internet, have the critics finally fallen under the axe? With movie posters now just as likely to be adorned by Twitter quotes as fusty reviewer recommendations, has the rise of enthusiastic amateurism sounded the death knell of a profession? Are the democratic opportunities of the internet any more reliable than the old gripes and prejudices of the establishment? Can editing really be done by robots? And what kind of films would we have if we listened to what the audience thinks it wants?

Starting with the celebrated TV fight between film-maker Ken Russell and critic Alexander Walker (the former hit the latter with a rolled-up copy of his Evening Standard review on live television) and ending with his own admission to Steven Spielberg of a major error of judgement, Mark Kermode takes us on a journey across the modern cinematic landscape.

Like its predecessor, The Good, The Bad and The Multiplex, Hatchet Job blends historical analysis with trenchant opinion, bitter personal prejudices, autobiographical diversions and anecdotes, and laugh-out-loud acerbic humour. It’s the perfect book for anyone who’s ever expressed an opinion about a movie.

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Critic reviews

‘Very accessible, entertaining and relevant . . . warmly recommended 4 Stars, Den of Geek
'Entertainingly incendiary stuff' Empire
‘Insightful, erudite . . . relaxed and witty’ HeyUGuys
‘Puts a populist, accessible front on concepts that lesser authors turn into psychobabble’ Jonathan Clements, MangaUK
'Entertaining . . . lively . . . valiant . . . he still reacts to cinema with the open-minded enthusiasm of someone who sees going to the pictures as a treat' New Statesman
'His enthusiasm for film and film criticism is infectious' The List
'A wry, robust and developed defence of accountable critical voices' 4 stars, Total Film
'Brilliantly puts the shifting sands of contemporary film criticism under the microscope' Digital Spy
‘Annoying, irritating’ Will Self, Guardian
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it's a good book. I'm not going to properly review it because as the book will attest anonymous reviews are pointless and worthless... I'm sure kermode would prefer my non review to be this way.

reviewing this would be ironic surely?

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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

This audio book is like the kermode and mayo show but with out simon stoping kermode ramblings. Mark clearly shows his love of cinema in his thoughtful arguments on a subject which is changing his field of work.

A very intelligent look

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I've enjoyed everyone of Mark's books, and this is no exception. An honest dissection of the art of film criticism and a concerned exploration of the future for this specialism. Littered with amusing anecdotes and narrated by the man himself. Recommended

Wittertainment at its best

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I imagine most (or all) listeners will be very familiar with Kermode's film podcast, and so will come to this knowing all about Mark's likes and dislikes. This time he talks in some depth about movie criticism, from it's origins to it's current position in the hands on amateurs on Amazon and the like. There are rants of course, and some of it feels a little forced, but plenty of good points are made too. I'm not sure what the conclusion was, but it was entertaining to listen to.

This is also a surprisingly foul mouthed book, which isn't a problem, just surprising. Away from the shackles of the BBC, Kermode swears like the proverbial trooper.

A Kermodian rant, and essay on criticism

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Ok Kermode is not a professional reader, I don’t care, yes he asks rhetorical questions, I don’t care. Yes his reading style is a tad erratic and oddly emphasised. DON’T CARE. The book is a laugh, he’s a laugh, it made me smile.

Note it also had some interesting information in there to.

So basically fun and you learn something. That’s about as much as you can ask of any book.

Another Kermode book, top job.

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