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  • The Care and Feeding of Stray Vampires

  • By: Molly Harper
  • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
  • Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (331 ratings)
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By: Molly Harper
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Summary

Iris Scanlon, Half-Moon Hollow's only daytime vampire concierge, knows more about the undead than she'd like. Running all their daylight errands - from letting in the plumber to picking up some chilled O neg - gives her a look at the not-so-glamorous side of vampire life. Her rules are strict; relationships with vamps are strictly business, not friendship - and certainly not anything else. But then she finds her newest client, Cal, poisoned on his kitchen floor, and only Iris can help.

Cal - who would be devastatingly sexy, if Iris allowed herself to think that way - offers Iris a hefty fee for hiding him at her place until he figures out who wants him permanently dead. Even though he's imperious, unfriendly, and doesn't seem to understand the difference between "employee" and "servant", Iris agrees, and finds herself breaking more and more of her own rules to help him - particularly those concerning nudity. Turns out what her quiet little life needed was some intrigue and romance - in the form of her very own stray vampire.

©2012 Molly Harper White (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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Fantastic series

I love this series. The characters in Mystic Bayou. are brilliant. I look forward to listening to more by this author.

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Well written and performed

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

This book is really funny. It's an adventure, romantic comedy and delivers on all fronts. It's enjoyable and fun. Not deep so it's relaxing and enjoyable.

Who was your favorite character and why?

The main 3 are equally great. Their characters are full of personality.

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?

She delivers the stories various aspects and characters really well. She sums up the characters really well.

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It made me laugh.

Any additional comments?

It is well worth buying and I plan to get the rest of the series.

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More of the same

I sort of enjoyed this- it’s comforting as you know what you’re getting- a bit of humour, some childish, some innuendo, romance with a supernatural the protagonist doesn’t get on with to start with and fun sex. Nothing new though but still works in a relaxing into a warm bath kind of way.

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Fun

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I'd listened to a Molly Harper previously and loved it so I thought I'd try another. The narration was excellent and really the best thing about it. The story was very similar to the last one and it is clear the author doesn't stray too far from the formula. That said it was entertaining and got a lot better as the story developed, very funny towards the end.

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Vampires - Good. Love Story - Poor

Thought the explanation of the vampire world was good but didn't buy the love story or the dynamic between the main character and her wee sister. The wee sister is treated and acts like she is 13-14 years old but then find out she's 17?

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