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Critical Failures: Caverns and Creatures, Book 1
- Caverns and Creatures, Book 1
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
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Summary
Tim and his friends find out the hard way that you shouldn't question the game master, and you shouldn't make fun of his cape.
One minute, they're drinking away the dreariness of their lives, escaping into a fantasy game and laughing their asses off. The next minute, they're in a horse-drawn cart surrounded by soldiers pointing crossbows at them.
Tim now has the voice and physique of a prepubescent girl. Dave finds that while he lost a foot or two in height, he somehow acquired a suit of armor and a badass beard. Julian's ears have grown ridiculously long and pointy. And Cooper... well Cooper has gotten himself a set of tusks, a pair of clawed hands, and a bad case of the shits. He also finds that he's carrying a bag with a human head in it - a head that he had chopped off when they were still just playing a game.
Shit just got real, and if they want to survive, these four friends are going to have to tap into some baser instincts they didn't even know existed in their fast-food and pizza delivery world.
It's fight, flight, or try to convince the people who are trying to kill them that they don't really exist.
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- robert brooks
- 21-06-16
ever played d&d
if you have you gota read this it's a blast
just like we used to play lol
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- Oliver
- 19-05-16
Tosh
Bad jokes, poorly written and terribly unsatisfying conclusion. It seems to have been written by a 14-year-old with a need to constantly sweat and make sexual innuendo. Concept was interesting, and the characters, for the most part, were endearing. Still, I am requesting a refund on this.
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- legeon
- 16-08-15
D20
Propper laugh out loud stuff. Need the other books in the series
Come on audible get them
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-05-17
Unpleasant banter, interesting situations
'Gay' repeatedly used as an insult reduced the joy I got from reading this book.
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- rasmus
- 22-12-16
Occasionally funny and very uneventful
The humor consisted mostly of "your mom" jokes and profanity.
Almost nothing happens in the story and its mostly just the characters being confused and angry with each other.
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- iamjameshannam
- 04-07-16
in.bloody.credible!
this is a fantastic audio book! The characters and voice overs are fantastic! As someone who hasn't played D&D (C&C) all I want to do now is play it! can't wait for the next book!
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- ScallN20
- 22-06-17
Good start but was missing something
I enjoyed this but feels like the first half of a book. Hopefully the second will push the story forward at a more satisfying pace. Overall though I'd recommend it.
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- Slug
- 02-06-17
Great!
Brilliant characters with a great plot. They really have CRIT FAILED and on to book 2
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- Derek Gardiner McInerney
- 05-06-19
Why must you cliffhang
It ended so abruptly it startled me. Narrator 10/10, currently searching for the next book
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- Tigs
- 24-01-19
Very entertaining
Anyone who has played a role playing game will find this book funny and a great time passer. The story is not meaningful or an epic tear jerker but it is not meant to be. The whole book does not take itself too seriously and skips along nicely.
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