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The Hero's Guide to Storming the Castle Audiobook

The Hero's Guide to Storming the Castle

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Prince Liam. Prince Frederic. Prince Duncan. Prince Gustav. You remember them, don't you? They're the Princes Charming, who finally got some credit after they stepped out of the shadows of their princesses Cinderella, Rapunzel, Snow White, and Briar Rose to defeat an evil witch bent on destroying all their kingdoms.

But alas, such fame and recognition only last so long. And when the princes discover that an object of great power might fall into any number of wrong hands, they are going to have to once again band together to stop it from happening - even if no one will ever know it was they who did it.

Christopher Healy, author of the acclaimed The Hero's Guide to Saving Your Kingdom, takes us back to the hilariously fractured fairy-tale world he created for another tale of medieval mischief. Magical gemstones, bladejaw eels, a mysterious Gray Phantom, and two maniacal warlords bent on world domination - all in a day's work for the League of Princes.

©2013 Chrisotpher Healy (P)2013 HarperCollins Publishers

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    Sharon Seigneux, Switzerland 09/04/2015
    Sharon Seigneux, Switzerland 09/04/2015 Member Since 2014

    Yankee city-girl living in rural Switzerland

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    "Entertainment galore!"

    After reading the first book in Hero's Guide series, I had to have the second one. Chris Healy's story, characters, and dialogues are as hilarious as ever, and Bronson Pinchot's performance had me laughing out loud at times. Pinchot does amazing voices and accents for all the characters. (I did wonder why Ruffian the Grey's voice changed from mopey Irish to low caste English, though.) can't wait for the next book to come out on Audible. Three thumbs up!

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    R 06/04/2015
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    "A Storming Storm"

    A phenomenal sequel to the first book. I read these books and laughed out loud. I listened to the audiobooks and almost wet myself! Whether it was the accents or the tendency for sarcasm the narrator brought a new experience to the book. All I can say is well done audible! You have got another happy customer!!

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    EC W Hove, United Kingdom 31/03/2015
    EC W Hove, United Kingdom 31/03/2015 Member Since 2014

    Runner and mother of two from Hove, UK. Relies on good audiobooks to stop the kids from fighting in the car. Occasionally buys one for her.

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    "Fantastic introduction to longer books"

    My boys are 9 and 7 - so getting much better at sitting still and concentrating, but would still rather be doing other stuff. It's very noticeable in the car ....

    This book acted like opium. As soon as it went on, complete and utter blissful silence in the back (yey!) and for good reason. The plot is actually quite complicated, there are jokes that you might miss, stuff happens at speed and ALL THE TIME. I think you'd probably need to be 6 minimum to get a handle on it.

    Despite the fact that we were really only listening to The Hero's Guide in 5 to 10 minute bursts (school run, club run etc) the boys clamored for it. Ideally this book should be listened to for longer periods (30 minutes plus) as there are fantastic set pieces that are pretty tricky to turn off at a sensible point. We ended up sitting in the driveway of our house at one point just to find out what happened down the snake hole.

    Oddly, this book has made the boys realize that some of our other audiobooks are - umm - short. It's just more fleshed out. You have much more character development, more plot, more action, more everything in fact as it's 10 hours long. I really hope this carries over to their reading.

    One small point; both boys commented that the narrator (who is utterly brilliant at voices by the way) has altered his characterization and accent of a couple of the characters from the first book. Not much, but if you are listening to it back-to-back you might notice.

    So I'd give this a PG - some exploration of bullying, nastiness and what it means to have friends. Fantasy violence and madcap action. SPOILER ALERT: Warlord of Dar orders henchmen killed at various points, dungeon master suggestive of torture and some blood. Would not disturb years 7 and older. May upset younger or sensitive children.

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  • Jason
    04/05/15
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    "Bronson Pinchot is wonderful, the story is genius"
    If you could sum up The Hero's Guide to Storming the Castle in three words, what would they be?

    Wonderful for kids and parents.


    What about Bronson Pinchot’s performance did you like?

    He creates voices that fit the character's backstories.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    The book is so clever for kids and adults.


    Any additional comments?

    Absolutely excellent for long family road trips!

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  • CONNIE
    29/01/15
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    "Love"

    Love Love Love Bronson Pinchot. I look to find books he has narrated because I know I will enjoy the time I spend listening to a book.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Amanda
    LAnse, MI, United States
    17/04/14
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    "Worth the Wait"
    Would you listen to The Hero's Guide to Storming the Castle again? Why?

    We will be listening to Hero's Guide to Storming the Castle. This series has been something everyone in our family of seven can agree on. Everyone laughs.

    We have two boys and three girls in the back seats, and with this book everyone was appeased. It was never deemed "Boy-y or Girly."


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Hero's Guide to Storming the Castle?

    When Briar Rose uses the Sword to win a battle of wills.


    Which character – as performed by Bronson Pinchot – was your favorite?

    Briar Rose. She is such a horrible person, yet Bronson makes her sound so unbelievable sarcastic you can't help but smile.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Storming a Castle?
    You and what army?


    Any additional comments?

    We definitely appreciated more of feminine leads. My girls are excited to be brave like the Princess Ella, Snow White, and Lila. Yet rough and tumble boys are totally engaged as well.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Joanne P.
    17/10/16
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    "great book."

    What can you say but great. awesome narration. great story plot. so much funny in just one book.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • kathleen
    Estill Springs, TN, United States
    28/08/16
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    "Wonderfully Funny Fairy Tale for All"

    Bronson Pinchot brings these characters and their follies to life in an engaging, laughable, and heart-warming way. This story is a complete pleasure to listen to and to share with my entire family. Perfect for long trips with little else to do!

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  • Julia
    Canada
    22/07/16
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    "Excellent performance by Bronson Pinchot!"

    Another great book and an even better performance by Bronson Pinchot! I adored the first book and this one did not disappoint either. The story is interesting and keeps the fun coming! But my favorite part of the entire thing was Bronson Pinchot's performance. His voices are the best! I don't know how he manages to keep them all straight in his mind while he's reading, but he never misses a beat. If you're looking for something entertaining and light hearted but also exciting and tons of fun, then I'd definitely recommend this one no matter your age!

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  • Kenya
    LAFAYETTE, IN, United States
    11/05/16
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    "I'm giving more of them a listen"

    I think I liked this one more than the first and that dosn't happen often

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  • Amanda J. Harris
    11/01/16
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    "Completely Hooked!"
    Where does The Hero's Guide to Storming the Castle rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    This whole series is so creative and thoroughly enjoyable. The narration is incredible and all the voices really make the characters come to life!


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  • Emily
    Portland, OR, United States
    28/11/15
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    "Hilarious for kids and adults; best narrator"
    Would you listen to The Hero's Guide to Storming the Castle again? Why?

    Yes, we would -- my son and I both loved this book. This is one of the best series for children and parents to listen to together.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The humor appealed greatly to both my 12 year old and me. Bronson Pinchot is the best narrator -- the different voices, the humor -- he nails it all.


    Any additional comments?

    We were so glad to find this sequel and that Pinchot was narrating it. If you are looking for a great family road trip series, this is it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Elizabeth
    Chicago
    06/07/15
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    "Second book in series brings characters to new levels"

    This book is hilarious. Love it turns the old stories on their ear. This second book expands the characters and really fleshes them out. Bronson Pinchot is an excellent narrator making distinct and memorable voices for each character no matter how minor. Although, this series is marketed for kids it works for adults on a whole different level.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful

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