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  • Blotto, Twinks and the Phantom Skiers

  • Blotto Twinks, Book 13
  • By: Simon Brett
  • Narrated by: Simon Brett
  • Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (7 ratings)

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Summary

Blotto and Twinks are off on another adventure - and this time they're bound for the Alpine village of Luzvimmen in Switzerland, where Blotto participates in racing the prestigious and very fast Croissant Run, though someone seems determined to sabotage his chances.

Twinks, on the other hand, is on a mission to rescue her friend's sister from the sinister finishing school she is trapped in - the Convent of the Sacred Icicle. Once inside, Twinks is threatened by an elderly nun who shows her a secret glacier in which the Phantom Skiers are entombed... awaiting resurrection so they can wreak vengeance on people who are too curious... like Blotto and Twinks.

Meanwhile, up at Schloss Luzvimmen, the crazed Count von Strapp is set on global domination via a deadly arsenal of Swiss cheese hardware he's planning to unleash on the world...

Yes, everything's much as usual in the world of Blotto and Twinks

©2024 Simon Brett (P)2024 Hachette Audio UK

Critic reviews

'A new Simon Brett is an event for mystery fans' P. D. James

'Murder most enjoyable' Colin Dexter

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