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Why Do I Say These Things? Audiobook

Why Do I Say These Things?

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Publisher's Summary

Why are Jonathan's dogs such a cheap date?
Why is it important to wear underwear while fixing a boiler?
Why did Jonathan accidentally proposition his optician?
And why did he fall in love with a deep sea diver?
Why?

Because this is Jonathan Ross. And nothing is out of bounds when it comes to talking about life as he knows it. From sex and pugs to fashion and fame, Jonathan holds forth as only he can. This sharply observed, laugh-out-loud, outrageous listen will leave you asking just one question . . . Why didn¿t he write it sooner?

©2008 Jonathan Ross; (P)2008 Random House Audiobooks

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    Maria Laindon, United Kingdom 20/02/2011
    Maria Laindon, United Kingdom 20/02/2011

    Copious reader and listener of most genres. Enjoy personal development books, fiction, Sherlock Holmes and real crime. Eclectic or what?

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    "Laugh out loud"

    Oh this was very funny to listen to on the train. My sudden guffaws brought some very strange looks from fellow passengers and I wished I could have shared it with them.
    Jonathan Ross is terribly funny in this audio book, added by his voice providing all the commentary. Very enjoyable. If your sense of humour laughs at 'Diamond Bus Passes' :) you will laugh out loud on this listen and understand my reference by the time you get to the end of the book.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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