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The Warrior in My Wardrobe

By: Simon Farnaby, Claire Powell - illustrator
Narrated by: Simon Farnaby
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Summary

Merdyn is the greatest wizard of the Dark Ages. Obviously.

Rose is his 21st-century descendent. Lucky her.

And Vanheldon the vandal warrior is FURIOUS! After all, last time they met, Merdyn turned his army to stone.

Seeking revenge, Vanheldon comes up with a way to kidnap Rose and transport her back to Dark Ages Transylvania, set on luring Merdyn into a terrible trap. Except - whoops! - his magical minion kidnaps Rose's teenage brother, Kris, instead.

Rose, Merdyn and Bubbles-the-guinea-pig must team up to save the day. But can they rescue Kris without creating historical mayhem? Will Rose's wizard ancestor even remember her? (And want to help them?) And will Bubbles ever stop pooing?

From the writer of the Paddington 2 movie and writer and star of Horrible Histories and Ghosts, this hilariously silly, heartfelt comedy of errors with a historical twist is perfect for fans of David Walliams and David Baddiel. The follow-up to The Wizard in My Shed.

©2021 Simon Farnaby (P)2021 Hodder & Stoughton Limited
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brilliant book!

Really enjoyed this fantastic book 🙂 Loved it. My favorite character was Wolf and Vanheldon . my favorite part is everything 😍

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Loved it

It is amazing and extramely intriging definatly buy it is the best book ever .

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To be honest I loved this book, firstly because it is realy funny and genrely has a very interesting story behind it. I also enjoyed the way the author read the story and the whole plot of the story and the way its linked to book 1. I hope Simon Farnby gets to write another one of these books!

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The whole family loved this book

We have listened to both books in this series and would highly recommend. Had parents and kids laughing out loud. Just what we needed.

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One of the best books ever

Brilliant book I loved that the author read the story I think it's almost as funny as the first book

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One of the best books ever I loved reading it and listening to to the best book ever!

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