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No Phule like an Old Phule

By: Robert Asprin, Peter J. Heck
Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
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Summary

What's a millionaire bachelor to do? Join the army - with his butler - of course.

Meet Captain Willard Phule and his company of misunderstood misfits. Together, they've taken space by storm - and left a tradition of zaniness and laughter in their wake....

Desperate to kick Phule out of the Space Legion, General Blitzkrieg sends a crack team of environmental investigators - including celebrity canine Barky the Environmental Dog - to sniff out Phule and his unnatural disasters.

It doesn't take long. Phule is hosting a group of big-game hunters who think they can bag a dinosaur on Zenobia. Needless to say, dinosaurs are not a native species. But cold, hard facts never stopped a Phule....

And neither will Barky's cold, wet nose.

©2004 Robert Asprin (P)2018 Tantor

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