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Alec Baldwin Doesn't Love Me & Other Trials From my Queer Life

By: Michael Thomas Ford
Narrated by: Ryan Borses
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Summary

An irreverent, insightful, and wickedly funny humor collection that shows just how queer life really is by one of the more charming voices in contemporary gay prose. Oh, wait, we're talking about Michael Thomas Ford. Well, he's still a good guy; he's kind to dogs, donates to homeless porn stars, and has stopped sending Mr. Baldwin selfies. Buy this book. He needs a new smartphone to take pictures.

This collection won the Lambda Literary Award for Humor.

©2015 Michael Thomas Ford (P)2015 Lethe Press

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