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Payback’s a Bitch

By: Missy Johnson
Narrated by: Chris Chambers, Elizabeth Hart
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Summary

I'm the girl who likes "the c--k in the back hole." At least, that's what the dating profile my so-called friends set up for me claims. I'm also into BDSM, furries, and, "I'll try anything twice."

I have no idea the profile exists until the replies start rolling in. They range from funny to downright creepy, and everything in between. Just as I'm shutting down my email account for good, a new message pops up.

He's funny, and he's the only one to suspect the profile is a joke, so I think, what the hell? I reply.

When he suggests that we meet, I say yes. When I walk into that bar, he's sitting at a table, facing the other way. He turns his head just enough for me to be able to make out his face....

F--k. It's Cameron Hunter, one of the rudest, most arrogant assholes I've ever had the displeasure of meeting. He's also the son of one of the state's most influential judges. The same judge who's about to become my step-father....

Contains mature themes.

©2019 Missy Johnson (P)2019 Tantor

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I laughed most of the way through this. It’s so wrong and twisted and ridiculous

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Love these books, they are so funny, they keep you captivated... totally recommended..definitely read it...

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A great light read that keeps you occupied. Good fun story and is definitely recommended for fome good laughs.

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Great, hilarious little story

This one made me laugh and chuckle out loud so many times. The hilarity of some of the things the couple in the book got up too in their quest to one up each other was soooo funny! 😂😂 some things like the destiny of some side characters like a patient and the mmc younger brother where left hanging and never got resolved which felt like a bit of a plot hole and would have gotten the book a higher rating had they been but considering the length of the book I think something had to give. Just wish it might not had been brought up at all would it not be elaborated on.
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