What if God decided to set the record straight?

In His first-ever direct written communication to mankind, Almighty God Himself provides a hilariously insightful critique of the religious beliefs and practices of Earth’s inhabitants. If I Were God: How I Would Have Done It will appeal to atheists, agnostics, and believers of all stripes, including religious philosophers, apologists, and others interested in the interplay of religious studies, sociology, and science.

Narrated by God Himself, If I Were God: How I Would Have Done It is a laugh-out-loud, edgy, yet kindhearted exploration of the beliefs of major world religions with a particular emphasis on Christianity, humorously challenging the arguments of renowned philosophers and apologists like Saint Augustine, Saint Anselm, Saint Thomas Aquinas, C. S. Lewis, William Lane Craig, Francis Collins, and Alvin Plantinga. The basic beliefs and teachings of Islam, Hinduism, and Buddhism do not escape God’s witty critique. Organized religions' penchant for early childhood indoctrination receives especially withering commentary.

Join God on a journey of truth and humor while embracing life’s uncertainties and resisting the urge to claim ultimate knowledge. If I Were God: How I Would Have Done It is your guide to a more thoughtful, humorous, and open-minded approach to the age-old question of God’s existence and how religious groups behave in the face of insufficient evidence.