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Tales From The McFlipperties: Volume 5 - Bar to Bar: A Hilarious 1980s Childhood Memoir

Yazan: Adam Brooks
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A National Emergency in the McFlippertie Household!Step back in time to April 1988, where a catastrophic biological outbreak has breached the perimeter of the McFlippertie terrace fortress. A bug has unleashed a merciless stomach plague, systematically reducing the family into high-velocity puke and liquid turd bags.With three "spewkers" down with the back-door belly blastsincluding Dad spraying a solid line of vom over the bogNurse McFlippertie (Mum) declares a state of total lockdown. But containment is utterly futile. Soon, the creeping splatter bug claims everyone except ?, who proves to have an iron stomach and "ain't got time to bleed".Desperate to escape the house of horrors, Adds 11 and The Kevster (13, aka "War") venture out to the local park. Trying to show off in front of the older girls, Hayley and Danielle, the brothers decide to dance with the devil on the playground's most lethal attraction: The "Bar-to-Bar" swings.To achieve maximum street cred, Kevin attempts the ultimate, high-stakes, zero-gravity stunt: The Jumping Jack Frost. Flying high into the stratosphere, he launches into the move, screams his signature battle cry "BOW!"... and misjudges his momentum.In a horrific, crunching instant, Kevin drops out of the sky and lands bean-bag-first right onto the solid metal A-frame strut.With his spuds completely pulverized into a pair of Jaffa-orange-sized purple nuts, a squeaking Kevin is rushed away in the back of an ambulance. But the nightmare isn't over. As he sits in his hospital gown the next morning with plums the size of bowling balls, the delayed wrath finally catches up with him??? Available on Kindle, "Loosely based on true events"©2026 Adam Brooks (P)2026 Adam Brooks
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