Threadbare Series

3 books in series
4.5 out of 5 stars 40 ratings

Stuff and Nonsense Summary

Nominated, 2019 Audie Awards - Best Male Narrator  

Meet Threadbare. He is 12 inches tall, full of fluff, and really, really bad at being a hero. 

Magically animated and discarded by his maker as a failed experiment, he is saved by a little girl. But she's got problems of her own, and he might not be able to help her.

Fortunately for the little golem, he's quick to find allies, learn skills, gain levels, and survive horrible predicaments. Which is good, because his creator has a whole lot of enemies …

Warning: Contains profanity and violence.

©2017 Andrew Seiple (P)2018 Podium Publishing
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  • Book 1

    • Stuff and Nonsense

    • Threadbare Series, Volume 1
    • By: Andrew Seiple
    • Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
    • Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15

    Meet Threadbare. He is 12 inches tall, full of fluff, and really, really bad at being a hero. Magically animated and discarded by his maker as a failed experiment, he is saved by a little girl. But she's got problems of her own, and he might not be able to help her. Fortunately for the little golem, he's quick to find allies, learn skills, gain levels, and survive horrible predicaments. Which is good, because his creator has a whole lot of enemies …

    • 2 out of 5 stars
    • Very disappointed in the book

    • By Allan on 06-06-18

    Regular price: £27.49

  • Book 2

    • Sew You Want to Be a Hero

    • Threadbare, Volume 2
    • By: Andrew Seiple
    • Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
    • Length: 13 hrs and 50 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 14

    Threadbare has not had a very good time of it recently. His little girl has been taken from him, and he must travel the kingdom, finding allies old and new, living and dead, to help him rescue Celia. Fortunately, he's got a voice now and access to all those fun skills he couldn't before use. He may only be a very small teddy bear, but he's got the persistence to plow through dungeons of rascally raccoon monsters, the wiles to turn a town full of undead on its ear, and the sanity to survive an encounter with a mediocre old one.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • GOOD BOOK

    • By Teitur Ásgeirsson on 26-01-19

    Regular price: £27.49

  • Book 3

    • The Right to Arm Bears

    • Threadbare, Book 3
    • By: Andrew Seiple
    • Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
    • Length: 14 hrs and 28 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 11

    Threadbare has reunited with his little girl, even if it didn't go exactly like he'd hoped it would. But war still rages through the kingdom, and the fluffy heroes must stop the tyrant king and restore peace to their home. Celia, Threadbare, and the rest of their allies must join the final resistance, to fight for the fate of everyone within Cylvania. It's a daunting task. Fortunately, they're not alone. Doom comes for the tyrant king, on soft, fuzzy little feet.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • I love this one

    • By Anonymous User on 20-10-18

    Regular price: £27.49