Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software"
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  • People Born In February Anti-Horoscope: Human

    People Born In February Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software," Book 2

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    • By Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated By Matthew Silver
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    Did you know that people born on February 17th of leap years, or February 18th of common years, not only consider themselves guardians of the very principles of existence, the concentration of all processes, without which nothing in the world can exist, but are also obsessed with the "golden calf?" Did you know that money for them is everything: their life, their passion, the basis of their existence?

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  • People Born in March: Anti-Horoscope: Human

    People Born in March: Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software", Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 33 mins)
    • By Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated By Tyler Shaw
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    Did you know, for example, that people who were born on March 4 in leap years or March 5 in common years are not only people-pendulums subject to fluctuations, but also are real sexual maniacs? Did you know that people who were born on March 9 of leap years or March 10 of common years are like giant ovens: they diligently study various philosophical, religious, psychological, scientific, and cultural systems only in order to "burn" it all later, saying: "This is nonsense"? Also, did you know that they can bring anyone to the state of alcoholism?

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  • People Born in April: Anti-Horoscope: Human 'Software', Book 4 | Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky

    People Born in April: Anti-Horoscope: Human 'Software', Book 4

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 16 mins)
    • By Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated By Jim D. Johnston
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    Did you know that, for example, people who were born on April 5th leap years or April 6th common years are vagrants "here today and gone tomorrow", and are "on the road" all their lives? For them, a good time or fun "to the max" includes...going to prison. Did you know that there are people in this world who not only don't fear prison, but also feel at home and comfortable there?

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  • People Born in May: Anti-Horoscope: Human

    People Born in May: Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software", Book 5

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 55 mins)
    • By Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated By J. Keith Jackson
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    Did you know that those born on May 20th leap years or May 21st common years are not just people with imperialistic ambitions who present themselves as ideal, aristocratic, warm, kind, and noble - but also spend huge efforts to maintain this "bright image" to conceal secrets of their nature? At any point they can turn into judicious, domineering, ferocious schemers with eyes glistening of wrath.

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  • People Born in October: Anti-Horoscope: Human

    People Born in October: Anti-Horoscope: Human "Software," Book 10

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 13 mins)
    • By Andrey Davydov, Olga Skorbatyuk, Kate Bazilevsky
    • Narrated By Josh Berndt
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    This audiobook is for those people who are fed up with "horoscopism," who are tired of listening to nonsense about themselves and other people from psychologists or their "all-knowing" relatives, friends, and acquaintances. It will help you save not just some time in your life, but your whole life, because otherwise you will spend your entire life on something that is impossible. And, it is impossible not because you are idiots, but because Homo Sapiens cannot fully know themselves and other people without an external (and most importantly, objective) source.

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  • People Born in November: Anti-Horoscope: Human 'Software', Book 11 | Andrey Davydov, Kate Bazilevsky, Olga Skorbatyuk

    People Born in November: Anti-Horoscope: Human 'Software', Book 11

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 16 mins)
    • By Andrey Davydov, Kate Bazilevsky, Olga Skorbatyuk
    • Narrated By Mike Paine
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    Did you know that those born on November 1st common years are not only people for whom results of processes (rather than processes themselves) are important, but also (especially in their youth) they don't listen to anyone & therefore are capable of such extreme things, that other people's hair stands up? For example, they can become punks with green hair, pierce all body parts, and eat almost trash?

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