Lady Justice

26 books in series
5 out of 5 stars 21 ratings

Lady Justice Takes a C.R.A.P. Summary

How old is too old to dream? Walt Williams always dreamed of being a hero. When retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be, Walt decides it's the perfect time to achieve his dream and give Lady Justice a helping hand. So he decides to become a cop! Follow Walt as he leaves the real-estate world and retirement to solve crime and bring perps to justice. It's a bumpy but often hilarious ride. Walt and Ox, his partner in the Kansas City police department, find very unorthodox ways of bringing criminals to justice. After all, Walt has to rely on his ability to outsmart the bad guys. And they have plenty of help from others in the senior set. In this action packed, laugh-out-loud tale, Walt and his band of scrappy seniors are faced with the terrifying challenge of taking out the Realtor Rapist and the huge job of bringing down the Russian mob. It's a job only the City Retiree Action Patrol can do, and they provide plenty of laughs along the way. I guarantee, after listening to Lady Justice Takes a C.R.A.P., you will come away with a new light-hearted perspective and respect for the triumphs and challenges of the senior set. In fact, you may even be prompted to ask your grandpa what he's been up to lately!

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  • Book 1

    • Lady Justice Takes a C.R.A.P.

    • City Retiree Action Patrol, Book 1
    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
    • Unabridged
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    How old is too old to dream? Walt Williams always dreamed of being a hero. When retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be, Walt decides it's the perfect time to achieve his dream and give Lady Justice a helping hand. So he decides to become a cop! Follow Walt as he leaves the real-estate world and retirement to solve crime and bring perps to justice. It's a bumpy but often hilarious ride. Walt and Ox, his partner in the Kansas City police department, find very unorthodox ways of bringing criminals to justice.

    Regular price: £19.39

  • Book 2

    • Lady Justice and the Lost Tapes

    • Lady Justice Series, Book 2
    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
    • Unabridged
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    When corrupt politicians, the Italian mob, and a dirty cop collude to take over a Northeast neighborhood, Walt is recruited for the most bizarre undercover assignments of his new career. When conventional police work fails to solve the case, once again his band of scrappy seniors come to the rescue. In the process, the amazing discovery of a previously unknown session by a deceased rock & roll idol stuns the music industry. What should be a joyous occasion soon turns dark as lives are threatened.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • "Lady Justice loves her Rock 'n Roll."

    • By Norma Miles on 09-12-16

    Regular price: £19.39

  • Book 3

    • Lady Justice Gets Lei'd

    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
    • Unabridged
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      5 out of 5 stars 2
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 2

    Walt and Maggie are off to Hawaii to tie the knot, but Lady Justice never takes a break - not even for weddings or vacations. Ancient artifacts, political zealots and a tiny lizard drag the honeymooners from their posh hotel into a sacred burial cave in the caldera of an extinct volcano. Willie and Mary join the newlyweds for a tropical adventure filled with intriguing mystery and off-the-wall humor.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • "The rest should be a piece of cake."

    • By Norma Miles on 31-12-16

    Regular price: £19.39

  • Book 4

    • Lady Justice and the Avenging Angels

    • Lady Justice, Book 4
    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Lady Justice has unwittingly entered a religious war. Who better to fight for her than Walt Williams? Walt and his sweetie, Maggie, have just returned from a honeymoon that was packed with love, fun, mystery, and danger. Now it's time for them to adjust to living under the same roof - quite the challenge for a couple in their sixties, both of whom have never been married before! But nothing could be better than having Maggie by his side when a great threat arises and Walt is, as usual, smack dab in the middle.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • IT ROCKS

    • By Mr. R. Esdaile on 26-01-17

    Regular price: £19.39

  • Book 5

    • Lady Justice and the Sting

    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 4 hrs and 57 mins
    • Unabridged
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    In Lady Justice and the Sting, a holistic physician is murdered and Walt becomes entangled in the high-powered world of pharmaceutical giants and corrupt politicians. The Kansas City Police Department and the FBI join forces and Walt goes undercover in a "sting" operation in order to expose those involved in this tangled web of intrigue, and in doing so, becomes the target of a vicious assassin.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Grumpiness and the nature of US healthcare

    • By Matt G on 19-02-17

    Regular price: £14.49

  • Book 6

    • Lady Justice and Dr. Death

    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 4 hrs and 37 mins
    • Unabridged
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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    In Lady Justice And Dr. Death, a series of terminally ill patients are found dead under circumstances that point to a new Dr. Death practicing euthanasia in the Kansas City area. Walt and his entourage of scrappy seniors are dragged into the "right-to-die-with-dignity" controversy.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • "An apple a day keeps the scumbag at bay"

    • By Norma Miles on 28-02-17

    Regular price: £14.49

  • Book 7

    • Lady Justice and the Vigilante

    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
    • Unabridged
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      4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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    A vigilante is stalking the streets of Kansas City administering his own brand of justice when the justice system fails. Criminals are being executed right under the noses of the police department. In Lady Justice and the Vigilante, a new recruit to the City Retiree Action Patrol steps up to help Walt and Ox bring to an end his reign of terror. But not everyone wants the vigilante stopped.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • "like cobwebs which catch small flies..."

    • By Norma Miles on 03-03-17

    Regular price: £18.79

  • Book 8

    • Lady Justice and the Watchers

    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Suzanne Collins wrote The Hunger Games, Aldous Huxley wrote Brave New World and George Orwell wrote 1984. All three novels were about dystopian societies of the future. In Lady Justice and the Watchers, Walt Williams sees the world we live in today through the eyes of a group who call themselves 'The Watchers'. Oscar Levant said that there's a fine line between genius and insanity.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • "Why do they always seem to be shades of grey?"

    • By Norma Miles on 26-04-17

    Regular price: £19.39

  • Book 9

    • Lady Justice and the Candidate

    • Lady Justice, Book 9
    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Will American politics always be dominated by the two major political parties or are voters longing for an independent candidate to challenge the establishment? Benjamin Franklin Foster came on the scene capturing the hearts of American voters with his message of change and reform. Powerful interests intent on preserving the status quo with their bought-and-paid-for politicians were determined to take Ben Foster out of the race. The Secret Service comes up with a quirky plan to protect the candidate and strike a blow for Lady Justice.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • "Here's to the crazy ones ..."

    • By Norma Miles on 09-05-17

    Regular price: £14.49

  • Book 10

    • Lady Justice and the Book Club Murders

    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 5 hrs and 14 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Members of the Midtown Book Club are found murdered. It is just the beginning of a series of deaths that lead Walt and Ox into the twisted world of a serial killer. In the late 1960's, the Zodiac Killer claimed to have killed 37 people and was never caught - the perfect crime. Oscar Roach, dreamed of being the next serial killer to commit the perfect crime. He left a calling card with each of his victims - a mystery novel, resting in their blood-soaked hands. The media dubbed him "The Librarian". Walt and the Kansas City Police are baffled.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • "What a waste of good pancakes."

    • By Norma Miles on 05-06-17

    Regular price: £19.39

  • Book 11

    • Lady Justice and the Cruise Ship Murders

    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 4 hrs and 59 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Ox and Judy are off to Alaska on a honeymoon cruise and invite Walt and Maggie to tag along. Their vacation plans are soon shipwrecked by the murder of two fellow passengers. The murders appear to be linked to a century-old legend involving a cache of gold stolen from a prospector and buried by two thieves. Their seven day cruise is spent hunting for the gold and eluding the modern day thieves intent on possessing it at any cost.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Friends in high places

    • By Norma Miles on 27-10-17

    Regular price: £14.49

  • Book 12

    • Lady Justice and the Class Reunion

    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
    • Unabridged
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    For most people, a 50th class reunion is a time to party and renew old acquaintances, but Walt Williams isn't an ordinary guy - he's a cop, and trouble seems to follow him everywhere he goes. Old flames, bullies, and a scorned classmate make Walt's reunion one to remember. The Mexican drug cartel is recruiting young Latino girls as drug mules and the Kansas City Police have hit a brick wall until Walt is given a lead by an old classmate.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Batman and Robin meet the Three Amigos.

    • By Norma Miles on 28-10-17

    Regular price: £19.39

  • Book 13

    • Lady Justice and the Assassin

    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
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    Two radical groups have joined together for a common purpose - to kill the President of the United States, and they're looking for the perfect person to do the job. Not a cold-blooded killer or a vicious assassin, but a model citizen, far removed from the watchful eyes of Homeland Security. When the president comes to Kansas City, the unlikely trio of Walt, Willie, and Louie the Lip find themselves knee-deep in the planned assassination.

    Regular price: £14.09

  • Book 14

    • Lady Justice and the Lottery

    • By: Robert Thornhill
    • Narrated by: George Kuch
    • Length: 5 hrs
    • Unabridged
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    Two septuagenarians win the lottery's biggest prize, dragging Walt and Ox into the most bizarre cases of their career. The two "oldies" are determined to use their new-found wealth to re-create the past but instead propel Walt into the future where he must use drones and Star Trek phasers to balance the scales of justice. When an extortion plot turns into kidnapping, Walt must boldly go where no cop has gone before to save himself and the millionaire.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • No amount of money can turn back the clock.

    • By Norma Miles on 13-11-17

    Regular price: £18.79

  • Book 15

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  • Book 17

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