Confessions of Georgia Nicolson

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4.5 out of 5 stars 220 ratings

Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (1) – Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging Summary

Brilliantly funny, here is teenage-angst author Louise Rennison’s first audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.

"There are six things very wrong with my life:

  • 1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years.
  • 2. It is on my nose.
  • 3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room.
  • 4. In 14 days the summer hols will be over and then it will be back to Stalag 14 and Oberführer Frau Simpson and her bunch of sadistic 'teachers'.
  • 5. I am very ugly and need to go into an ugly home.
  • 6. I went to a party dressed as a stuffed olive.

Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she tries to overcome the dilemma’s that are weighing up against her, and muddle her way through teenage life and all that it entails: how to replace accidentally shaved-off eyebrows; how to cope with Angus, her small Labrador-sized Scottish wildcat; her first kiss with Peter – afterwards known as Whelk Boy; annoying teachers; unsympathetic friends and family, and how to entice Robbie the Sex God! Phew – she’s really got her work cut out!

©2010 Louise Rennison (P)2010 HarperCollins Publishers Limited
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  • Book 1

    • Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (1) – Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging

    • By: Louise Rennison
    • Narrated by: Louise Rennison
    • Length: 3 hrs and 52 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 48
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 35
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 36

    Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s first audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.There are six things very wrong with my life:1. I have one of those under-the-skin spots that will never come to a head but lurk in a red way for the next two years.2. It is on my nose.3. I have a three-year-old sister who may have peed somewhere in my room.4.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Absolutely hilarious! My favourite series of books next to Harry Potter!

    • By CakeyFace on 04-06-16

    Regular price: £7.99

  • Book 2

    • Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (2) – ‘It’s OK, I’m wearing really big knickers!’

    • By: Louise Rennison
    • Narrated by: Louise Rennison
    • Length: 4 hrs and 3 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 32
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 22
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 24

    Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison’s second audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab? It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God…I think I have snog withdrawal My lips keep puckering up…

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Amazing

    • By EChocolate on 05-09-17

    Regular price: £7.99

  • Book 3

    • Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (3) – ‘Knocked out by my nunga-nungas’

    • By: Louise Rennison
    • Narrated by: Louise Rennison
    • Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 19
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 15

    Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison’s fabby third audiobook download on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Jas said, "Well, what happened? "And I said, "Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged.". "So it was like…""Yeah… a snogging fest.""Sacré bleu!"

    Regular price: £6.99

  • Book 4

    • Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (4) – Dancing in My Nuddy Pants

    • By: Louise Rennison
    • Narrated by: Louise Rennison
    • Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 19
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 11

    Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison’s reads her fourth book ‘Dancing in my nuddy pants’."Yeah… a snogging fest.""Sacré bleu!"Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary.I said, "But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me.""Oo-er…""D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things.""Was he dancing?"

    Regular price: £6.99

  • Book 5

    • Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (5): '...and that's when it fell off in my hand.'

    • By: Louise Rennison
    • Narrated by: Louise Rennison
    • Length: 4 hrs and 37 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 23
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 13

    Brilliantly funny, here is teenage angst author Louise Rennison's fifth book about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson. Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga-nungas, school - urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets) and, of course, boys.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Great book!:)

    • By Mo on 01-10-11

    Regular price: £7.99

  • Book 6

    • Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (6): ‘…then he ate my boy entrancers.’

    • By: Louise Rennison
    • Narrated by: Louise Rennison
    • Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 20
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 14

    Laugh your socks off at Georgia’s tales from her trip to Hamburger-a-gogo land, and her attempts to entice Masimo, the Italian stallion. Can Georgia become the composed sex-kitten she aspires to be…? Surely not!

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  • Book 7

    • Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (7): '...startled by his furry shorts!'

    • By: Louise Rennison
    • Narrated by: Louise Rennison
    • Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 12

    The number-one best-selling author Louise Rennison’s seventh book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager, Georgia Nicolson. You’ll laugh your knickers off! Follow Georgia's hilarious antics as she desperately muddles her way through teenage life and all that it entails: make-up disasters, rapidly expanding nunga nungas, school – urgh, unsympathetic friends, highly embarrassing family (and pets), and, of course, BOYS.

    Regular price: £7.99

  • Book 8

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  • Book 9

    • Confessions of Georgia Nicolson (9) – ‘Stop in the name of pants!’

    • By: Louise Rennison
    • Narrated by: Louise Rennison
    • Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      5 out of 5 stars 18
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 12
    • Story
      5 out of 5 stars 12

    Sound the Cosmic Horn for best-selling author Louise Rennison’s ninth book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson!Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty’s life is never simple…More hilarious confessions.

    Regular price: £7.99

  • Book 10

    • Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

    • Confessions of Georgia Nicholson, Book 10
    • By: Louise Rennison
    • Narrated by: Louise Rennison
    • Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 23
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 14
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 14

    It's the FINAL instalment of Georgia's fab and hilarious diary! Does Georgia escape the cakeshop of luuurve? Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store? Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)! And what about the supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh? Will she FINALLY choose her only one and only?

    Regular price: £8.49