Adventures of a Middle School Zombie

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Dead Jed Summary

Dead Jed is Shaun of the Dead meets Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Jed's not your typical middle school geek. He is, to use the politically correct term, cardiovascularly challenged. And while his parents have attempted to shield him from the implications of being different for as long as they could (Jed was eight and at a friend's sister's birthday party when he blew his lips off onto the cake in front of everyone, finally prompting the "big talk" from his parents and an emergency superglue repair by his dad), seventh grade at Pine Hollow Middle School as a target of Robbie the supreme school bully and his pack of moronic toadies is rapidly becoming unbearable.

From being stuffed in a filled trash can as "dead meat" and into a trophy case as the bully's "prize" to literally having his hand pulled off in the boys' room (Jed's always losing body parts - but with a good stapler and some duct tape, he's back in the action), Jed's had enough and is ready to plan his revenge. Besides, it's awesome what you can do when you're already dead.

©2013 Scott Craven (P)2013 Blackstone Audio, Inc.
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  • Book 1

    • Dead Jed

    • Adventures of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1
    • By: Scott Craven
    • Narrated by: August Ross
    • Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Jed's not your typical middle school geek. He is, to use the politically correct term, cardiovascularly challenged. And while his parents have attempted to shield him from the implications of being different for as long as they could (Jed was eight and at a friend's sister's birthday party when he blew his lips off onto the cake in front of everyone, finally prompting the "big talk" from his parents and an emergency superglue repair by his dad), seventh grade at Pine Hollow Middle School as a target of Robbie the supreme school bully and his pack of moronic toadies is rapidly becoming unbearable.

    • Adventures of a Middle School Zombie, Book 1
    • By: Scott Craven
    • Narrated by: August Ross
    • Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
    • Release date: 03-12-13
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    Regular price: £16.39

  • Book 2

    • Dead Jed 2

    • Dawn of the Jed: The Adventures of a Middle School, Book 2
    • By: Scott Craven
    • Narrated by: August Ross
    • Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
    • Unabridged
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    After a tumultuous first semester in seventh grade, Jed Rivers returns triumphant - or so he thinks. After embracing his undeadness to put his archenemy Robbie in his place, the 13-year-old zombie thought he'd have a much easier time surviving the second semester relatively intact. That was before he came across the antizombie propaganda published by the mysterious NZN Network, a group trying to push Hollywood stereotypes as the truth.

    • Dawn of the Jed: The Adventures of a Middle School, Book 2
    • By: Scott Craven
    • Narrated by: August Ross
    • Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
    • Release date: 12-12-14
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    Regular price: £19.69