Serge Storms

21 books in series
4.5 out of 5 stars 110 ratings

Florida Roadkill Summary

Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's Sean and David, who love fishing and are kind to animals - and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs... and the suitcase. In the meantime, there's murder by gun, Space Shuttle, Barbie doll, and Levi's 501s. In other words, welcome to Tim Dorsey's Florida - where nobody gets out unscathed and untanned!

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  • Book 1

    • Florida Roadkill

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George Wilson
    • Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 13
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 11
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 11

    Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's Sean and David, who love fishing and are kind to animals - and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs... and the suitcase.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Not for the squeemish

    • By Peter Evans on 05-07-12

    Regular price: £26.29

  • Book 2

    • Hammerhead Ranch Motel

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George Wilson
    • Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 8
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 7
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 7

    There's a different schemer or slimeball behind every door: cocaine duckpins who have survived only by the dumbest fortune, hard-luck gigolos desperate to score, undercover cops busting undercover cops who are running sting operations on undercover cops.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Hammerhead my imagination

    • By Peter Evans on 27-12-12

    Regular price: £27.19

  • Book 3

    • Orange Crush

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George Wilson
    • Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 5

    Praising Tim Dorsey’s tongue-in-cheek humor, the Miami Herald wrote, “Nobody, but nobody, writes like this guy.” Here Florida politics take the main stage in a rollicking satire that proves Dorsey’s at the top of his game. When a traumatic experience forever changes Florida gubernatorial race candidate Marlon Conrad’s life, he hits the road in a Winnebago to find the “real” Florida. But his odyssey is plagued with would-be assassins and cutthroat journalists.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Dorsey has done it again.

    • By Peter Evans on 07-04-13

    Regular price: £26.29

  • Book 4

    • Triggerfish Twist

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George K. Wilson
    • Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5

    Ensconced in a lovely tropical villa on idyllic Triggerfish Lane, Jim Davenport anticipates the good life to come. But this isn't living -- it's Florida, and the neighborhood is not quite what it seems. It's got overly aggressive Little League parents, drug-free Rastafarians, homicidal hookers, unnatural sex and casual violence. Oh, yes, and there's a psychopathic serial killer-cum-Sunshine-State folklorist named Serge A. Storms living directly across the street.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • All streets should have a Serge Storms

    • By Jumpin' Bean on 22-06-17

    Regular price: £26.29

  • Book 5

    • The Stingray Shuffle

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George K. Wilson
    • Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 3

    In his latest bizarre concoction, Dorsey picks up - sort of - various plot strands from his earlier books, including Florida Roadkill, Hammerhead Ranch Motel, and Orange Crush. There's still the matter, you see, of the briefcase full of cash, and still unresolved are the stories of Serge Storms, the serial killer and history buff; Johnny Vegas, the startlingly handsome virgin; Jethro Maddox, the Hemingway look-alike; and Paul, the Passive-Aggressive Private Eye. Fans of Dorsey's magnificently off-kilter adventures will be thrilled to rejoin these characters....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Dorsey $5000000 magic

    • By Peter Evans on 13-04-13

    Regular price: £26.29

  • Book 6

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  • Book 7

    • Torpedo Juice

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George Wilson
    • Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 13
    • Performance
      5 out of 5 stars 8
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 8

    Internationally best-selling author Tim Dorsey's irreverent and hilarious novels starring evil genius Serge A. Storms, lovable psychiatric hospital escapee, zoom along at breakneck speed, delivering laughs and shocks in droves.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Fabulous Narration

    • By Jumpin' Bean on 26-06-17

    Regular price: £22.99

  • Book 8

    • The Big Bamboo

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: George Wilson
    • Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 10
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 4

    Serge and sidekick Coleman head out west to take on Hollywood bigwigs and L.A. lowlifes in Dorsey's most outrageous novel yet. Before Tinseltown knows what's hit it, Serge has made an unforgettable foray to the Playboy Mansion and come up against Japanese Yakuza and a host of wacky characters.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Hollywood outing for Serge.

    • By Peter Evans on 27-12-12

    Regular price: £28.49

  • Book 9

    • Hurricane Punch

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 10
    • Performance
      3.5 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 6

    Welcome to another typical summer in Florida, the season of the storms. Serge Storms. That loveable serial killer, an under-under-medicated dispenser of truth, justice, and trivia, is back with a vengeance. And not a weirdness-laced moment too soon. His cherished home state is about to take a beating, and from far more than the way-too-routine conga line of hurricanes bearing down on the peninsula. Corpses have begun turning up at a disturbing rate, even for Florida.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Not for the prudish or faint hearted

    • By Peter Evans on 07-04-13

    Regular price: £27.69

  • Book 10

    • Atomic Lobster

    • A Novel
    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 10 hrs and 21 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      3.5 out of 5 stars 6

    Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs. So is Coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered. Then there's good ol' Jim Davenport, the E-Team, the Diaz Brothers, and Johnny Vegas, the Accidental Virgin, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane.

    • 4 out of 5 stars
    • Don't read this first

    • By Jumpin' Bean on 28-06-17

    Regular price: £26.79

  • Book 11

    • Nuclear Jellyfish

    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 4
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 4

    Serge is upset that his beloved state isn't getting its proper recognition, so he sets up his own wildcat Internet travel service site, hyper blogging his way down the coast with his perpetually hammered sidekick, Coleman. Unfortunately Serge's Web presence catches the attention of his nemesis, Agent Mahoney, and the chase is on.

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Whatch the mushroom cloud.

    • By Peter Evans on 27-12-12

    Regular price: £27.69

  • Book 12

    • Gator A-Go-Go

    • A Novel
    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4.5 out of 5 stars 9
    • Performance
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5
    • Story
      4.5 out of 5 stars 5

    That's right: Serge and Coleman do spring break!It's been a long time coming, but they're at the party now - and you¹ll never look at a Frisbee the same way again. But trouble is brewing. After years of quiet, a legendary Miami kingpin from the anything-goes '80s is suddenly back in the news, along with one of the state's most psychotic homicidal monsters, every bit as criminally insane as Serge - except without the morals. And the mysteries continue to mount....

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Back on form. Gripping

    • By Mr. Peter Barber on 14-09-17

    Regular price: £27.69

  • Book 13

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  • Book 14

    • When Elves Attack

    • A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State
    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 5 hrs and 5 mins
    • Unabridged
    • Overall
      4 out of 5 stars 10
    • Performance
      4 out of 5 stars 6
    • Story
      4 out of 5 stars 6

    It’s ho, ho, ho time in this hilarious and wacky Florida holiday tale, featuring bighearted psychopath Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman. Like Santa, Serge knows who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, he is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents. But before that, it’s all a big free-range Christmas office party, where Serge will be spreading his special cheer. And there’s that last-minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves - they bite).

    • 5 out of 5 stars
    • Chistmas fun

    • By Peter Evans on 15-02-13
    • A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State
    • By: Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
    • Length: 5 hrs and 5 mins
    • Release date: 25-10-11
    • 4 out of 5 stars 10 ratings

    Regular price: £20.99

  • Book 15

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  • Book 16

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  • Book 17

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  • Book 18

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  • Book 20

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