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Ninja Adventure Book: Ninja Book for Kids: FART BOOK: Ninja Skateboard Farts
- Perfect Ninja Books for Boys - Chapter Books for Kids Age 8-10
- By: Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Chelsea Lee Rock
- Length: 1 hr and 32 mins
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Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio story. This is the New and Enhanced Version of the Famous Fart Book: Ninja Skateboard Farts! Timmie Guzzmann and El Ninjo are on a mission to perform their most effective skateboarding skills powered by Ninja farts. They participate in a skateboarding competition and view it from a Ninja dimension that they call "Farting Around the World".
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Ninja Adventure Book: Ninja Book for Kids: FART BOOK: Ninja Skateboard Farts
- Perfect Ninja Books for Boys - Chapter Books for Kids Age 8-10
- Narrated by: Chelsea Lee Rock
- Length: 1 hr and 32 mins
- Release date: 11-03-15
- Language: English
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Funny Poem Book for Kids - 3 in 1 Compilation
- Cat, Dog, and Unicorn Humor
- By: Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Steve Ryan
- Length: 16 mins
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You and your kids will laugh out loud at the funny sound effects of these jerk unicorn Jokes, jerk cat and dog jokes, and these funny cat and dog pee jerk jokes. That's three times the fun! Cat, dog, and unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious and humorous unicorn, cat, and dog poems and rhymes.
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Funny Poem Book for Kids - 3 in 1 Compilation
- Cat, Dog, and Unicorn Humor
- Narrated by: Steve Ryan
- Series: Just Really Big Jerks Series
- Length: 16 mins
- Release date: 20-10-14
- Language: English
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Zombie Books for Kids: Picture Books for Kids
- Ghost Stories, Villagers, Monsters & Zombie Invasion & Apocalypse Stories for Kids: Boxed Set for Kids
- By: Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Adam Zens
- Length: 30 mins
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Spend a little time with the amazing tale of M craft that includes a collection of hilarious M craft tips and tricks, M craft toys, M craft jokes, funny M craft comics, intriguing M craft building ideas, M craft adventures, and some creepy villagers, monsters, zombie invasion, and apocalypse stories.
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Zombie Books for Kids: Picture Books for Kids
- Ghost Stories, Villagers, Monsters & Zombie Invasion & Apocalypse Stories for Kids: Boxed Set for Kids
- Narrated by: Adam Zens
- Length: 30 mins
- Release date: 20-04-15
- Language: English
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Diary of Don & Jon: Ninja Book for Kids with Slimy Animal Jokes
- Zombie & Ninja Dynasty, Series 1
- By: Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Dr. Michelle Carabache
- Length: 18 mins
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Don and Jon love hunting sneaky snakes and frogs in the Mississippi woods, and soon discover that there are even freakier phenomenons out there in the wild. The twins love hunting everything edible like slimy frogs, snakes, alligators, and even spiders. Inside, you'll find some hilarious Mississippi Bayou hunting stories.
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Diary of Don & Jon: Ninja Book for Kids with Slimy Animal Jokes
- Zombie & Ninja Dynasty, Series 1
- Narrated by: Dr. Michelle Carabache
- Length: 18 mins
- Release date: 19-06-19
- Language: English
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Ghost Stories, Villagers, Monsters & Zombie Invasion & Apocalypse Stories
- Jokes Riddles and Funny Stories for Kids Who Love Building and Zombies
- By: Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Dr. Michelle Carabache
- Length: 18 mins
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Spend a little time with the amazing Tale of M Craft that includes a collection of hilarious M Craft tips and tricks, M Craft toys, M Craft jokes, intriguing M Craft building ideas, M Craft adventures, and some creepy villagers, monsters, zombie invasion, and apocalypse stories. You will love hearing the funny and rhyming dimension of this M Craft adventure book. If you love Dr. Seuss style poems and rhymes and are a true M Crafter you will love these fun and hilarious novels organized in chapter book style like a novel for kids.
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Ghost Stories, Villagers, Monsters & Zombie Invasion & Apocalypse Stories
- Jokes Riddles and Funny Stories for Kids Who Love Building and Zombies
- Narrated by: Dr. Michelle Carabache
- Length: 18 mins
- Release date: 15-04-19
- Language: English
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Children's Books Box Set
- Panda Book for Kids, Snake Adventure Book, and Cat Humor
- By: Kate Cruise, Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Marie Townsend
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
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This three-in-one box set compilation includes Kate Cruise's and Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing and interesting panda and snake fact book for kids plus the LOL Dr. Seuss-style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids.
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Children's Books Box Set
- Panda Book for Kids, Snake Adventure Book, and Cat Humor
- Narrated by: Marie Townsend
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 31-01-17
- Language: English
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Box Set Children's Books: Horse Pictures & Horse Facts - Frog Picture Book for Kids - Funny Dog Books for Kids
- Intriguing & Interesting Fun Animal Facts - Discovery Kids Books: 3 in 1 Box Set
- By: Kate Cruise, Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Ann M. Thompson
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
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This three-in-one box set compilation includes Kate Cruise's and Timmie Guzzmann's intriguing and interesting frog and snake fact book for kids and beautiful horse book plus the LOL Dr. Seuss-style cat jerk rhyming poem book with hilarious rhyming verses for kids.
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Box Set Children's Books: Horse Pictures & Horse Facts - Frog Picture Book for Kids - Funny Dog Books for Kids
- Intriguing & Interesting Fun Animal Facts - Discovery Kids Books: 3 in 1 Box Set
- Narrated by: Ann M. Thompson
- Length: 2 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 04-03-15
- Language: English
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Dog Poems for Kids: Rhyming Books for Children
- Dog & Unicorn Jerks: 2 in 1 Compilation (Just Really Big Jerks Series)
- By: Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Chelsea Lee Rock
- Length: 20 mins
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You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Dog Jokes, and these funny Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious and humorous unicorn and dog poems and rhymes.
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Dog Poems for Kids: Rhyming Books for Children
- Dog & Unicorn Jerks: 2 in 1 Compilation (Just Really Big Jerks Series)
- Narrated by: Chelsea Lee Rock
- Series: Just Really Big Jerks Series
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 05-12-14
- Language: English
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Humor Unicorns
- Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!, Just Really Big Jerks, Book 1
- By: Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Steve Ryan
- Length: 16 mins
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The author of Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! is always open to some unique and new experiences as well as some jerky inspirations from his dog El Ninjo. Like he did in the past, Timmie trusts the instincts of his dog the most because he knows that following the lead of his freaky dog has never really dissappointed him.
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Humor Unicorns
- Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!, Just Really Big Jerks, Book 1
- Narrated by: Steve Ryan
- Series: Just Really Big Jerks Series
- Length: 16 mins
- Release date: 20-10-14
- Language: English
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Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!
- Just Really Big Jerks Series
- By: Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Steve Ryan
- Length: 13 mins
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In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! explains the jerky and weird behavior and of these egocentric dogs. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious, and whimsical illustrations that reveal doggys at their jerkiest moments.
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Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!
- Just Really Big Jerks Series
- Narrated by: Steve Ryan
- Series: Just Really Big Jerks Series
- Length: 13 mins
- Release date: 20-10-14
- Language: English
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25 Farty Christmas Stories Rhyming Picture Book
- By: Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Bryan Hunt
- Length: 16 mins
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Kids just love the holiday season and they enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cooler kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way.
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25 Farty Christmas Stories Rhyming Picture Book
- Narrated by: Bryan Hunt
- Length: 16 mins
- Release date: 08-04-14
- Language: English
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Cat Humor Book & Unicorns Are Jerks
- A Funny Poem Book For Kids: 2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & Volume 2 (Just Really Big Jerks Series)
- By: Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Kaitlin Ty Warren
- Length: 25 mins
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Cat and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious and humorous unicorn and cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book For Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him.
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Cat Humor Book & Unicorns Are Jerks
- A Funny Poem Book For Kids: 2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & Volume 2 (Just Really Big Jerks Series)
- Narrated by: Kaitlin Ty Warren
- Series: Just Really Big Jerks Series
- Length: 25 mins
- Release date: 08-04-14
- Language: English
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Fart-O-Christmas Ho Ho Ho Epic Christmas Farts
- By: Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Jeannie Lin
- Length: 48 mins
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It's been a crazy holiday for Timmie Guzzmann because recently so many stable factors of his life have been changing for him. He just recently found out about his own fart powers (yes he somehow turned from a normal boy into a fart boy!) that somehow must have been transmitted over to him via some weird transformation technologies, aliens, or some other extraterrestrial and/or unhuman powers.
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Fart-O-Christmas Ho Ho Ho Epic Christmas Farts
- Narrated by: Jeannie Lin
- Length: 48 mins
- Release date: 27-03-14
- Language: English
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Humor Cats: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!
- Just Really Big Jerks Series
- By: Timmie Guzzmann
- Narrated by: Merrick Gumble
- Length: 17 mins
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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats. The poems collected in the audiobook perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche.
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Humor Cats: Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks!
- Just Really Big Jerks Series
- Narrated by: Merrick Gumble
- Series: Just Really Big Jerks Series
- Length: 17 mins
- Release date: 17-03-14
- Language: English
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