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The Stinky Cheese Man
- And Other Fairly Stupid Tales
- By: Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith - contributor
- Narrated by: Mike Ferrerir
- Length: 21 mins
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It's been years since Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith introduced the world to the Cinderumpelstiltskin, Little Red Running Shorts, Chicken Licken, and the rest of the hilarious cast of characters in The Stinky Cheese Man. In this audio edition, listen to some really off-the-wall fairy tales, including "The Princess and the Bowling Ball", "The Really Ugly Duckling", and "Jack's Bean Problem".
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The Stinky Cheese Man
- And Other Fairly Stupid Tales
- Narrated by: Mike Ferrerir
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 05-12-17
- Language: English
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Guys Read: True Stories
- By: Jon Scieszka, Jim Murphy, Elizabeth Partridge, and others
- Narrated by: Bruce Thomas, Hillary Huber, Robin Weigert, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 56 mins
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A star-studded group of award-winning nonfiction authors and journalists provides something for every listener, all aligned with the Common Core State Standards. Compiled and edited by real-life literature legend Jon Scieszka, Guys Read: True Stories is a mind-blowing collection of essays, biographies, travelogues, and more, all proving that the truth is most definitely out there.
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Guys Read: True Stories
- Narrated by: Bruce Thomas, Hillary Huber, Robin Weigert, P.J. Ochlan
- Length: 4 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 16-09-14
- Language: English
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Sam Samurai
- Time Warp Trio, Book 10
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
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They've conquered the summer reading list, Greek monsters, and Roman gladiators, but a poetry assignment? Stuck writing haikus for English class, Joe, Sam, and Fred take one little break from doing their homework and - BAM! - they land smack-dab in the middle of 17th-century Japan.
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Sam Samurai
- Time Warp Trio, Book 10
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Time Warp Trio, Book 10
- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
- Release date: 23-04-19
- Language: English
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Short Stories for Kids
- Aesop's Fables and Bedtime Stories to Help Your Children Fall Asleep and Relax. The Three Little Pigs, Hansel and Gretel, and More!
- By: Kids Club, The Brothers Grimm, Hans Christian Andersen, and others
- Narrated by: Kids Club
- Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
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Every parent wants two things for their children: One is to have a rich, imaginative life; the other is to have everything they need to be physically healthy. Well, as far as colorful lives and staying healthy are concerned, Short Stories or Kids by Kids Club is just the thing! Using the most famous children's stories—including Aesop's Fables, The Three Little Pigs, Hansel and Gretel, and many more—this book will help your child enrich their life through the magic of storytelling and provide a wonderful, gadget-free sleep routine to help them recover from long, hectic days!
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Short Stories for Kids
- Aesop's Fables and Bedtime Stories to Help Your Children Fall Asleep and Relax. The Three Little Pigs, Hansel and Gretel, and More!
- Narrated by: Kids Club
- Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 17-05-22
- Language: English
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Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Brian Biggs
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
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Frank Einstein loves figuring out how the world works by creating household contraptions that are part science, part imagination, and definitely unusual. After an uneventful experiment in his garage-lab, a lightning storm and flash of electricity bring Frank's inventions - the robots Klink and Klank - to life! Not exactly the ideal lab partners, the wisecracking Klink and the overly expressive Klank nonetheless help Frank attempt to perfect his Antimatter Motor...until Frank's archnemesis, T. Edison, steals Klink and Klank.
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Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Brian Biggs
- Series: Frank Einstein, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 26-08-14
- Language: English
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Hey Kid, Want to Buy a Bridge?
- Time Warp Trio, Book 11
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
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The Time Warp Trio is staying home for once, and Joe's got a perfect way to keep The Book from getting lost. But when the guys find themselves stuck on top of the half-finished Brooklyn Bridge, they realize that Joe's foolproof Book Tracker wasn't so foolproof after all. Now, the guys have to make their way through 1877 Brooklyn and find The Book before they uninvent the light bulb, the phonograph, and - oh, no! - baseball!
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Hey Kid, Want to Buy a Bridge?
- Time Warp Trio, Book 11
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Time Warp Trio, Book 11
- Length: 1 hr and 25 mins
- Release date: 02-04-19
- Language: English
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The Perfect Planet (Dramatized Adaptation)
- AstroNuts, Mission Three
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Chris Stinson, Danny Gavigan, Dawn Ursula, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
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We follow their final mission, where AstroWolf, LaserShark, SmartHawk, and StinkBug must find a planet fit for human life after we've finally made Earth unlivable. Time is up for our friends the AstroNuts. In fact, time is up for you, too. If they don't succeed on this mission, Earth is doomed! So when the team finds out they're being sent to a place called "the perfect planet", their mission sounds way too easy. Unfortunately, the second they land, they realize they'll be dealing with the most dangerous species of all time...humans.
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The Perfect Planet (Dramatized Adaptation)
- AstroNuts, Mission Three
- Narrated by: Chris Stinson, Danny Gavigan, Dawn Ursula, Holly Adams, Ken Jackson, Nanette Savard, Richard Rohan, Terence Aselford, Tia Shearer, Rob McFadyen, Robb Moreira
- Series: AstroNuts, Book 3
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 01-12-21
- Language: English
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Guys Read: Funny Business
- By: Jon Scieszka, Adam Rex, Christopher Curtis, and others
- Narrated by: Michael Boatman, Kate DiCamillo, John Keating, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
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Funny Business is based around the theme of - what else? - humor, and if you’re familiar with Jon and the Guys Read Library, you already know what you’re in store for: 10 hilarious stories from some of the funniest writers around. Before you’re through, you’ll meet a teenage mummy; a kid desperate to take a dip in the world’s largest pool of chocolate milk; a homicidal turkey; parents who hand over their son’s room to a biker; and more.
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Guys Read: Funny Business
- Narrated by: Michael Boatman, Kate DiCamillo, John Keating, Jon Scieszka, Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 23-09-10
- Language: English
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Guys Write for Guys Read
- Boys' Favorite Authors Write About Being Boys
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Greg Abbey
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
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This fast-paced, high-energy collection of short works features today's most popular writers and illustrators on what it means to be a guy. Contributors include Chris Crutcher, Stephen King, Matt Groening, Daniel Pinkwater, Neil Gaiman, and many more.
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Guys Write for Guys Read
- Boys' Favorite Authors Write About Being Boys
- Narrated by: Greg Abbey
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 22-01-19
- Language: English
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Who Done It?
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Rebecca Gibel
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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When the world's most horrible editor turns up dead, investigator Jon Scieszka has his work cut out for him. The suspect list is long. Very long. Think eighty-three-famous-YA-authors long, including Libba Bray, David Levithan, John Green, Lemony Snicket, Lauren Myracle - you get the picture. They've all got alibis, collected in this very anthology. But the question is ... Who done it? A 2013 AudioFile Editors' Pick.
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Who Done It?
- Narrated by: Rebecca Gibel
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 13-12-18
- Language: English
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Your Question for Author Here
- A Story from Guys Read: Funny Business
- By: Jon Scieszka, Kate DiCamillo
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Kate DiCamillo
- Length: 24 mins
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Funny Business is based around the theme of - what else - humor, and if you’re familiar with Jon and Guys Read, you already know what you’re in store for: an hilarious story.
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Your Question for Author Here
- A Story from Guys Read: Funny Business
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Kate DiCamillo
- Length: 24 mins
- Release date: 04-10-10
- Language: English
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AstroNuts Mission One: The Plant Planet (Dramatized)
- AstroNuts, Book 1
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Chris Stinson, Colleen Delany, Danny Gavigan, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
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Humans have gone too far, wrecking planet Earth. We might need to find a new planet. But who could possibly help us do that? The AstroNuts! Lucky for us, back in the 1980s, NNASA (NotNASA) created four secret superpowered Animal Astronauts - AlphaWolf, SmartHawk, LaserShark, and StinkBug. They were built to be automatically launched into space to check out possible Goldilocks planets if things on Earth ever got too bad. Unlucky for us, things just got too bad.
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AstroNuts Mission One: The Plant Planet (Dramatized)
- AstroNuts, Book 1
- Narrated by: Chris Stinson, Colleen Delany, Danny Gavigan, Dawn Ursula, Nanette Savard, Richard Rohan, Terence Aselford, Tia Shearer, John Kielty, Jenna Sharpe
- Series: AstroNuts, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
- Release date: 01-08-21
- Language: English
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Cowboy and Octopus
- By: Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith
- Narrated by: Mike Ferreri
- Length: 6 mins
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Peanut butter and jelly. George and Martha. Frog and Toad. Cowboy and... Octopus? Yes, that's right. Meet Cowboy and Octopus - the next great pair to become a household name. Cowboy likes beans'n'bacon and bacon'n'beans. Octopus eats raw seafood. Octopus prefers knock-knock jokes, but Cowboy doesn't get them. How will these two ever be friends?
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Cowboy and Octopus
- Narrated by: Mike Ferreri
- Length: 6 mins
- Release date: 05-06-18
- Language: English
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Oh Say, I Can't See
- Time Warp Trio, Book 15
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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"I cannot tell a lie," said General George Washington. "The Time Warp Trio helped me cross the Delaware River and surprise the enemy troops." So how did Christmas Eve in the 21st century turn into Christmas Day in 1776? Well, it was sort of an accident. And for once, it wasn't Joe, Sam, and Fred's fault! Can American history survive the Time Warp Trio? You'll just have to ask Sam's time-warping great-granddaughter Samantha... and her leaky cat.
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Oh Say, I Can't See
- Time Warp Trio, Book 15
- Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
- Series: Time Warp Trio, Book 15
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Release date: 05-06-18
- Language: English
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The Knights of the Kitchen Table
- Time Warp Trio, Book 1
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
- Length: 54 mins
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How did Joe, Fred, and Sam end up in King Arthur's court? It all started with The Book, a present from Joe's magician uncle. One minute they were looking at pictures of knights in The Book - and the next minute they are knights, battling fire-breathing dragons and gross-smelling giants! Can the Time Warp Trio escape death and destruction - and make it back to the twentieth century in time for lunch?
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The Knights of the Kitchen Table
- Time Warp Trio, Book 1
- Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
- Series: Time Warp Trio, Book 1
- Length: 54 mins
- Release date: 08-12-17
- Language: English
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Squids Will Be Squids
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Mike Ferrerir
- Length: 20 mins
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Sure we'd all love to be able to go around telling stories about all the weird, scary, and just-plain-annoying people that we know. But the truth is, no one likes a gossip. Here, the irrepressible Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith have found a way around that problem - they just make like Aesop and change all the people to animals or food, add a moral to each story, and call the stories fables!
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Squids Will Be Squids
- Narrated by: Mike Ferrerir
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 10-10-17
- Language: English
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Guys Read: Terrifying Tales
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam, Paul Boehmer, Andrew Eiden
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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Eleven masters of suspense - Kelly Barnhill, Michael Buckley, Adam Gidwitz, Adele Griffin and Lisa Brown, Claire Legrand, Nikki Loftin, Daniel José Older, Dav Pilkey, R. L. Stine, and Rita Williams-Garcia - have come together to bring you a bone-chilling collection of original ghost stories, perfect for sharing around the campfire, listening under the covers with a flashlight, and scaring your friends' pants off.
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guys read for girls
- By cmd on 26-09-15
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Guys Read: Terrifying Tales
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam, Paul Boehmer, Andrew Eiden
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 01-09-15
- Language: English
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Guys Read: Thriller
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot, Hakeem Kae-Kazim, Steve West, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 33 mins
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The second volume in the Guys Read Library of Great Reading is chock-full of mystery, intrigue, and nefarious activity. Featuring some of the best writers around, and compiled by certified guy Jon Scieszka, Guys Read: Thriller is a pulse-pounding collection of brand-new short stories, each one guaranteed to keep you riveted until the final page.
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Guys Read: Thriller
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot, Hakeem Kae-Kazim, Steve West, Ramon De Ocampo
- Length: 5 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 20-09-11
- Language: English
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Frank Einstein and the Electro-Finger
- Frank Einstein
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Brian Biggs
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
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Frank is working on a revamped version of one of Nikola Tesla's inventions, the "Electro-Finger", a device that can tap into energy anywhere and allow all of Midville to live off the grid, with free wireless and solar energy. But this puts Frank in direct conflict with Edison's quest to control all the power and light in Midville, monopolize its energy resources, and get "rich rich rich".
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Frank Einstein and the Electro-Finger
- Frank Einstein
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Brian Biggs
- Series: Frank Einstein, Book 2
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 17-03-15
- Language: English
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Summer Reading Is Killing Me! #7
- By: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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Joe, Sam, and Fred just want a relaxing summer. But when Fred accidentally places their summer reading list inside The Book, the guys find themselves trapped in Hoboken while villains from children's classics run amok! The intrepic trio must find The Book before the Headless Horesman, Long John Silver, and a dastardly Mr. (Teddy) Bear do away with the heroes of their stories.
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Summer Reading Is Killing Me! #7
- Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
- Series: Time Warp Trio, Book 7
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Release date: 17-04-18
- Language: English
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