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Are you tired of thinking until your brain hurts? Sick of caring about every little disaster life throws at you? Done with the “personal growth” scam that just leaves you broke and eating kale? Then Live, Laugh, Lobotomy is your ticket to freedom—the kind that comes from ditching stress, worries, and any shred of responsibility for a lifestyle of cheerful, blissful vacancy. This isn’t your grandma’s self-help book; it’s a sarcastic, biting manifesto for erasing overthinking and embracing the art of not giving a damn.

Are you one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown existential crisis? Do you regularly Google how to do your own job while hoping nobody notices? Ever sat in a meeting nodding thoughtfully while having no clue what’s happening? Congratulations! You’re just like everyone else. This book is a highly questionable, deeply unserious guide to: Looking like you have your life together while internally screaming.

"Therapy is Expensive, So I Just Gaslight Myself" is the ultimate self-help book for people who have absolutely no intention of helping themselves. Filled with bad coping mechanisms, self-deception strategies, and the sheer audacity to pretend everything is fine, this book is here to validate your disastrous life choices.

WARNING: This is NOT a book for decisive people. If you know what you want in life and confidently make choices without having a full-blown existential meltdown, please move along. This book is for overthinkers, procrastinators, and chronically indecisive disasters who would rather launch themselves into the sun than commit to literally anything.

Congratulations! You’ve found yet another self-help book that you’ll skim through, feel briefly inspired by, and then completely ignore while continuing to make the same bad decisions.

A Glimpse into the History of Afghanistan is a brief yet insightful introduction to the political and historical developments that have shaped the land known today as Afghanistan. Written to commemorate the 52nd anniversary of the establishment of the republic in 1973, this concise work draws on both historical knowledge and the author's firsthand experience to trace the region’s evolution—from ancient empires to the fall of the monarchy and the rise of a republic.

In this third novel in the Series Jake Cooper investigates the theft of a secret gefilte fish recipe, and finds the body of a missing kosher supervisor in a strange place. Jake finds himself in a personal pickle. To further his relationship with Mindy he must first find the murderer, but all the evidence points to her own son. Should he reveal the truth, or suppress the evidence?

The Agent J Universe expands. Now, in book three, the interdimensional, time-warped, theological, labyrinthic mysteries of the Holy Sequence and its offspring, the Holy Darkness must be untangled by the ever resourceful, yet cold and calculating Agent J and his associate, the strikingly beautiful Russian operative, Natasha.

Fire and smallpox have ravaged the town of Zion, Wyoming. Rev. Kit Mann and the few remaining members of his church have spent a long winter praying for the town’s survival. With spring comes the answer, but it is not exactly how they imagined it would happen.

"Change Your Story, Change Your Life" is a transformative guide that unravels the profound influence of personal narratives on the course of one's life, presenting listeners with a roadmap for positive change. This insightful book, written with clarity and compassion, delves into the power of mindset, offering practical strategies to reshape limiting beliefs and foster a growth-oriented perspective.

Welcome, dear listener, as we embark on a thrilling tale that will take you on a journey through the treacherous world of the mafia in Grand Rapids, Michigan. In this riveting novel, you will witness the dangers of associating with a notorious mafia family, Cosa Nostra, set against the backdrop of the vibrant and bustling Furniture City. Brace yourself for a tale of dedication, murder, mystery, sizzling romance, and unwavering perseverance.

This book aims to offer you invaluable insights, tips, and strategies to navigate the complexities of selling your property and achieving a successful sale. We understand that selling a property can be both thrilling and intimidating, as you strive to secure the best possible deal and maximize your return on investment.

Welcome to “Financing Options for Real Estate Investments,” a book designed to provide you with critical information and guidance on the various financing options available in the ever-changing world of real estate. Understanding the complexities of financing is essential to your success, regardless of your level of experience in the real estate market. Real estate investments provide attractive options for wealth creation, passive income generation, and portfolio diversification. However, navigating the complex landscape of financing can be daunting without the right knowledge and strategies.

This book on Turo provides a comprehensive guide to succeeding as a car owner and host on the Turo platform. The book is divided into eight chapters, each addressing key aspects of the car-sharing business. Chapter 1 focuses on getting started with Turo, including signing up as a host, creating appealing listings, and understanding Turo's policies and guidelines. Chapter 2 delves into the importance of vehicle preparation, including cleanliness, maintenance, and proper documentation.

This book serves as a comprehensive guide for property owners, landlords, and aspiring real estate investors on effectively managing rental properties to maximize profit and minimize hassles. It covers various aspects such as property selection, tenant screening, maintenance, legal considerations, rent collection, and fostering positive tenant relationships.

This book is a complete help for both new and experienced investors. It gives important information and useful tips on how to flip houses for profit. It talks about all the steps, from planning ahead and buying a house to fixing it up, advertising, and selling it. The book gives listeners the information and tools they need to succeed in the fast-paced world of real estate and house flipping.

Embark on a journey of suspense, mystery, and profound introspection with 'Why Us'. This riveting novel masterfully intertwines the weight of regret and the resilience of hope, as it takes you through the lives of characters who are bound by a truth so compelling, it threatens to unravel their very existence. Brace yourself for an emotional rollercoaster, as every minute of this book is laden with heart-pumping suspense and spine-tingling twists that will leave you gasping for breath until the very last word.

"Watercress: Nutritional Treasure and Medicine Through Food" explores the health benefits of this aquatic plant. Throughout history, watercress has been valued for its versatility in the kitchen and its medicinal properties. The audiobook details the nutritional properties of watercress, highlighting its richness in vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants. It delves into health benefits such as bone strengthening, immune system reinforcement, promotion of cardiovascular and ocular health, and its diuretic and detoxifying properties.

"Enlisted: A Redleg's Journey" tells the story of a 20-year Army Veteran. The book focuses on the perspective of an enlisted soldier in the United States Army's Field Artillery branch from 9/11 through the COVID19 pandemic. The author chronologically explains his perspective while participating in some of the most important historical events of his time. He delivers anecdotes for professional development and growth within the US Army's Non-Commissioned Officer Corps, while providing entertaining stories of his escapades within the enlisted ranks.

"Enlisted: A Redleg's Journey" tells the story of a 20-year Army Veteran. The book focuses on the perspective of an enlisted soldier in the United States Army's Field Artillery branch from 9/11 through the COVID19 pandemic. The author chronologically explains his perspective while participating in some of the most important historical events of his time. He delivers anecdotes for professional development and growth within the U.S. Army's Non-Commissioned Officer Corps, while providing entertaining stories of his escapades within the enlisted ranks.