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    • A Robot Named Clunk

    • Book 1 in the Hal Spacejock Series
    • By: Simon Haynes
    • Narrated by: Graeme Hague
    • Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Clunk, a clapped-out robot, is convinced he's about to be junked. Instead, his penny-pinching boss is sending him off to be refurbished. Being old and wise, Clunk knows there's a catch, but at first it doesn't seem too bad. He just has to help a freelancer pick up some cargo. Unfortunately, Hal Spacejock - the freelancer - is obstinate, over-confident, and woefully under-skilled, and he's never going to let a lowly robot fly his precious ship.

    Regular price: £18.29

    • A Butt of Heads

    • Robot vs Dragons, Book 2
    • By: Simon Haynes
    • Narrated by: Graeme Hague
    • Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
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    Laugh as your favourite characters spit in the face of danger...then run for the hills. Admire the verbal jousting and witty wordplay...or is it the other way round? Gasp as kings and queens lose their heads. "Enjoy" the groanworthy puns and suffer the slings and arrows of poorly-trained archers.

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    • A Portion of Dragon and Chips

    • Robot vs Dragons, Book 1
    • By: Simon Haynes
    • Narrated by: G.M. Graeme Hague
    • Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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    Clunk's lost his memories. He doesn't know who he is or where he came from. And there's nowhere to get a recharge. But fear not, because Clunk is resourceful and intelligent. He won't let marauding dragons, a bloodthirsty queen, and a vengeful champion get in his way. Not even the whopping great cast of minor characters all vying to become major players. But how's Clunk going to escape this medieval madness? How's Clunk going to get home?

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    • A Pair of Nuts on the Throne

    • Dragon and Chips, Book 3
    • By: Simon Haynes
    • Narrated by: Graeme Hague
    • Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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    Ahh, the Old Kingdom. Come and pet our angry, fire-breathing dragons. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our lovely warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves. For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday. Survival is optional, and highly unlikely. *Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed.

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