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    • The Very Hungry Honey Badger

    • A Children's Book for Grown Ups
    • By: S.m. Torres
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 8 mins
    • Unabridged
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    Honey Badger is angry because Honey Badger is hungry. In The Very Hungry Honey Badger, you’ll witness the angriest mammal in the animal kingdom get into several fights as he searches for food. From scaring off buffalo to battling cobras, Honey Badger will show you he does not mess around when his stomach’s grumbling. Someone get him food, pronto!

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    • To summarise, Honey badger don't give a f**k

    • By ScottishJay on 31-10-18

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    • The Horrible Life Lessons Tree

    • A Parody of Parenting Gone Wrong
    • By: S. M. Torres
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 8 mins
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    Once there was a tree, and she loved a boy - and already this story is getting weird. This tree did everything for the little boy, spoiled the heck out of him, only to raise a monster, proving to everyone that trees make terrible parents. But whoever thought trees would make good parents? In this satirical, cautionary tale about the consequences of over-coddling your kids, watch the downward spiral of bratty-child-turned-evil-lunatic against a tree who was just trying to live her tree life. Enjoy this dark parody of indulgent parenting gone horribly wrong.

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    • An Elbow, a Flower, a Stairwell or Two

    • By: Dale Stubbart
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 27 mins
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    From across the room, he noticed her elbow. As he traced the curve of her elbow with his eyes, he noticed something stenciled there. At this distance, he should not have been able to tell that that something was a flower. But he could, so he gave up reasoning for reality. His eye started tracing the lines of the flower. He was only vaguely aware that the flower was drawn on a woman's elbow some 20 yards away.

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    • Bagua Map to Love: MBTI Game of Clue

    • By: Laura Cone
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 15 mins
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    Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, takes readers on a feng shui tour of the Tudor Mansion to learn how to attract the right MBTI lover. Our INFJ girl visits the Tudor Mansion for the first time to hear about Sir Tudor's fascination with Carl Jung’s theory of psychological types - the basis for the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) personality assessment.

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    • Pavlik-Pavlik

    • The Sub-Bohemian
    • By: Dale Stubbart
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 24 mins
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    What is a Sub-Bohemian? A Sub-Bohemian is one who lives an unconventional lifestyle. He has artistic interests which drive his unconventionality. But, in our Superhero's case, his unconventionality is also driven by the necessity to avoid being crushed. Sub-Bohemian's are the smallest people in the world. Well, actually there is only one Sub-Bohemian, our Superhero. Introducing: Pavlik-Pavlik! The Sub-Bohemian! Our Superhero! 

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    • Every Man's Dream or Nightmare as the Case May Be

    • By: Dale Stubbart
    • Narrated by: Gareth Johnson
    • Length: 21 mins
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    Every man dreams of falling in love. But sometimes when he has that dream too often and still has yet to find his love, that dream can become a nightmare, always haunting him. The only solution sometimes is to go off in pursuit of your dream, no matter how unlikely it seems that you will actually fulfill your dream. If you'd like to hear a clean romance story with a little adventure and mystery thrown in, this is it!

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