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Die Verwandlung. Eine Novelle.
- By: Hörbuchzeit, Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
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Die Geschichte schildert das Schicksal von Gregor Samsa, der eines Morgens als Ungeziefer erwacht – und mit der Entfremdung seiner Familie und der eigenen Isolation konfrontiert wird. Kafkas Erzählung ist zugleich beklemmend, grotesk und tiefgründig, eine zeitlose Reflexion über Menschlichkeit, Schuld und Ausgrenzung.
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Die Verwandlung. Eine Novelle.
- Narrated by: Sven Görtz
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 29-10-25
- Language: German
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The World Is Badly Made
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 2
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 15 hrs and 47 mins
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Beyond legend lies a reality so absurd it threatens to invert everything. Oscar Teabag-Dooven, poet by nature, Velvet Paw by necessity, is the only hope for a land on the brink of ignition. Some books brighten the world. This one sets it aflame. In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns supreme. Bedlam threatens to engulf the world—unless Oscar can stop it, which he’s willing to try, provided he has an enormous breakfast first.
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The World Is Badly Made
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 2
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 2
- Length: 15 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 15-10-25
- Language: English
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The Alchemists of Vra
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 3
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 19 hrs and 40 mins
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When dark magic and deceit collide, the biggest threat also becomes the most ridiculous. Forget what you know about heroes: this one’s earless, accident-prone and remarkably ineffective. In a world where cats and dogs act like people, absurdity reigns supreme. With Sinson Rascalion threatening to plunge society into darkness, Oscar Teabag-Dooven is once again thrown into the fray. After stumbling upon the arrogant bard The Dodosette and the beautiful cat Vaasi-Vee, the unlikely trio argue their way across the world to do something about it.
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The Alchemists of Vra
- The Velvet Paw of Asquith Novels, Book 3
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 3
- Length: 19 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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With Eyes No Longer Blind
- Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins
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The city of Liebe is gone and Oscar presumed dead. With Tabby Miss Cakes adrift in a crumbling realm of myth and memory, she's not sure what’s real anymore—or if anything ever was. When Oscar reappears, inexplicably alive, the two stumble into a bizarrely wholesome world where people sand horses, kindness is weaponised and no one seems to notice the sky is falling. That’s because a poet is eating reality.
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With Eyes No Longer Blind
- Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 2, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 5
- Length: 13 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
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Oscar Teabag-Dooven, former Velvet Paw of Asquith and occasional poet, is ready to leave the chaos behind. Having faced tendony beasts, collapsing palaces, poetic terrorists, and exploding pastries, he’d much prefer foccussing on the opening night of his theatrical debut. Unfortunately, the world has other ideas.
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To Blunt the Sharpest Claw
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 3, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 6
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 14-10-25
- Language: English
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Lasst mich einfach hier sitzen und Yakisoba essen
- By: Kikuko Tsumura, Katja Busson - Übersetzer
- Narrated by: Ann-Kathrin Hinz
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Die Erzählerin in diesem Hörbuch ist müde - von der Arbeitswelt, ihren absurden Ritualen und entfremdenden Herausforderungen. Allerdings entwickeln auch die abseitigsten Anstellungen ihre Tücken - von Läden, die vom Erdboden verschwinden, über mysteriösen Sekten, zu einem Landschaftspark, der von einem Geist heimgesucht scheint. Fast könnte man meinen, das System ist das Problem ...
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Lasst mich einfach hier sitzen und Yakisoba essen
- Narrated by: Ann-Kathrin Hinz
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 31-10-25
- Language: German
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Metamorphosis
- By: Franz Kafka
- Narrated by: Roger May
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
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Gregor Samsa, a seemingly average salesman and cloth merchant, awakes one morning to find himself transformed into a monstrous insect. Trapped inside his new grotesque form, Gregor struggles to hold down his job and maintain his place in the family who become increasingly wary of him, frightful of his new body. Soon Gregor is unable to communicate at all, and becomes fearful he will forget his human side altogether.
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Metamorphosis
- Narrated by: Roger May
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 28-10-25
- Language: English
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A Masterful Revenge
- By: Thomas Corfield
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
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Oscar Teabag-Dooven, once a Velvet Paw, is all that stands between a fractured universe and total obliteration. But Oscar wanted to be a poet, not a hero, not a destroyer, and certainly not the most loathed animal on the planet. After his avant-garde recital triggers mass death, suspicious reincarnations and catastrophic misunderstandings involving curry, he’s the only one left to blame.
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A Masterful Revenge
- Narrated by: Thomas Corfield
- Series: Morigan Tetralogy, Book 4, The Velvet Paw of Asquith, Book 7
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 07-10-25
- Language: English
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Lost in the Wonderland
- Three Tales
- By: Elizabeth Fanning
- Narrated by: Rachel Sloane
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
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Lost in the Wonderland is a journey through strange roads, wild rivers, and half-remembered songs. It begins with a botched bank robbery and spirals into a netherworld where music is seeded and rises in the airwaves. When the worlds collide, the spell shatters, leaving the odd, the brave, and the broken-hearted to search for their lost spark, through misguided choices, stolen Christmas nativities, roadside attractions, pills, and flamethrowers. Blending magical realism with mythic undertones, Lost in the Wonderland follows people caught between worlds, driven by longing and the need to belong.
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Lost in the Wonderland
- Three Tales
- Narrated by: Rachel Sloane
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 07-10-25
- Language: English
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The Sight Eater
- By: Brian Dale Babiak MD
- Narrated by: Maria McCann
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
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For Justyna Kowalski, who lost her sight as a child, the world is a map of sounds and textures. So when a freak accident allows her to see by consuming a human eye, she doesn't just embrace the miracle—she starts a spreadsheet. In a gritty, mutated Warsaw where the grotesque has become mundane, she rates each borrowed glimpse of the world for clarity, duration, and side effects, sourcing her supply from a semi-legal food truck called "Eye Scream."
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The Sight Eater
- Narrated by: Maria McCann
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 03-10-25
- Language: English
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Get Stuffed
- An Anthology of Badly Behaved Teddy Bear Tales
- By: Tara York, Rob Bon
- Narrated by: Chuck Chapman
- Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
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They're soft, they're snuggly, they're adorable, and they're absolutely deranged! Welcome to the plush nightmares of Get Stuffed--a hilariously unhinged collection of short stories where teddy bears commit arson, attend Furry club events, infiltrate Wall Street, and sabotage doomed couples in remote cabins for kicks. These aren't your regular bedtime stories. They're blood-soaked, trauma-inflicting emotional roller coasters!
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Get Stuffed
- An Anthology of Badly Behaved Teddy Bear Tales
- Narrated by: Chuck Chapman
- Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 02-10-25
- Language: English
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Cigarettes for Dinner
- By: KJ Moore
- Narrated by: Hayden Coward
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
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Mike is a foley artist who traveled from England to work with his friend Dwain—the first foley artist in the porn industry. On set, Mike finds himself drawn to Chloe, an actress who looks like Marilyn Monroe… if she’d been involved in an industrial accident. The loss of her leg hasn’t stopped Chloe from becoming a top star in Freak Porn. Inspired by his feelings for her, Mike sets out to bring a touch of artistry to the sleaziest corner of cinema by creating tastefully erotic films featuring abnormally shaped performers.
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Cigarettes for Dinner
- Narrated by: Hayden Coward
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 03-10-25
- Language: English
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Kafka & Satie
- By: Stefan Laux
- Narrated by: Stefan Merki
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
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Kafka und Satie - Erzählungen von Franz Kafka inszeniert mit Musik von Eriki Satie. Franz Kafkas kurze Erzählungen vereinen Phantastisches, Paradoxes und Absurdes. Unglaubliches und Unerhörtes wird da beschrieben, minutiös, nüchtern-ernst und oft verblüffend komisch. Grenzbereiche unseres Lebens werden ausgeleuchtet, existenzielle Grund- oder Ausnahmesituationen in unvergessliche, traumverwandte Bilder gefasst, geschrieben in einer wunderbar klaren Sprache, die im Deutschen ihresgleichen sucht.
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Kafka & Satie
- Narrated by: Stefan Merki
- Length: 1 hr and 18 mins
- Release date: 02-10-23
- Language: German
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Hunted by a Cult
- By: Meredith Watson
- Narrated by: Matt Harris
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
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Homeless couple Isaac Newton and his girlfriend both harbor secrets. When Marsha tells Isaac that she is pregnant, Isaac, the half-breed angel shares with her that he has wings when he pulls them out inside the cardboard box they inhabit. When a mysterious video of him goes viral, Isaac, unbeknownst to himself, becomes the target of a man whose job it is to hunt down half-breeds.
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Hunted by a Cult
- Narrated by: Matt Harris
- Length: 4 hrs and 51 mins
- Release date: 29-09-23
- Language: English
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A Suitable Companion for the End of Your Life
- By: Robert McGill
- Narrated by: Marina Deltcheva
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
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Distraught and hopeless, an eighteen-year-old distance runner, Regan, decides to end her life. And she’ll do it through an unusual new method available only on the dark web. Enter Ülle, a woman with amnesia, who will, inadvertently, make Regan’s wish come true.
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A Suitable Companion for the End of Your Life
- Narrated by: Marina Deltcheva
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 30-06-22
- Language: English
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Not Anywhere, Just Not
- By: Ken Sparling
- Narrated by: Ken Sparling
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
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The boy and the girl have been married for decades, mostly getting along as they go about their lives. But one day, like thousands of people around the world, the boy vanishes, and the girl is left to wait, wonder, and worry. Will he return? Who might she be if she moves on without him?
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Not Anywhere, Just Not
- Narrated by: Ken Sparling
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 18-10-23
- Language: English
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The Loneliest Band in France
- A Novella
- By: Dylan Fisher
- Narrated by: Jimmy Moreland
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
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Mistaking an ad to join the titular The Loneliest Band in France for one to sell his blood, Migara de Silva, the novella’s narrator—a Sri Lankan student, new to Montpellier—finds himself, instead, under the sway of the band, drinking heavily and being recruited to play a battle-of-the-bands-esque concert (that night) at the local Café Bovary with its four members: Noël, Guy, Lucien, and Michel. Not only is there prize money attached to the concert, the bandmates also see this as an opportunity to debut a new song—one, they claim, that can hurt—even kill—its listeners.
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The Loneliest Band in France
- A Novella
- Narrated by: Jimmy Moreland
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 22-09-23
- Language: English
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Birthweek of a Hikikomori
- By: Kameron Rex Hansen
- Narrated by: Eric Sweigert
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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In this audacious and honest debut, a college student’s life in New York City serves as a satirical endorsement of modern life everywhere. Collin finds the self-service kiosks at McDonald’s consistent and calming in an otherwise chaotic world. He stands before one, swiping through the interactive menu as a way to ground himself more firmly in his reality—a reality of video games, posting furniture on Craigslist, and chatting with strangers on Discord. He mutters, “No man is an island,” and then realizes he hasn't spoken out loud since he last said, “semipermeable membrane."
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Birthweek of a Hikikomori
- Narrated by: Eric Sweigert
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 18-08-23
- Language: English
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Juan and Willy
- By: Lorraine Ray
- Narrated by: Gordon B. Diamond
- Length: 2 hrs and 45 mins
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Who hasn't dreamed of finding a fortune in gold? After Juan Verdugo and Willy Jent are fired from their jobs as car detailers at a dealership, a desire for gold possesses them. Locating a lost mine, however, means they have to outsmart a kid, a huge challenge for this pair. With an idea of where some lost gold might be, they search for a truck with an intact transmission that isn't full of feral cats. Of course, abandoned mines aren't safe places either, a fact especially true for these buddies.
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Juan and Willy
- Narrated by: Gordon B. Diamond
- Length: 2 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 14-08-23
- Language: English
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Gstaad
- Die Andere Bibliothek 464
- By: Arnon Grünberg, Rainer Kersten - Übersetzer
- Narrated by: Kevin Kasper
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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Das frühe Meisterwerk des niederländischen-Bestseller-Autors - erstmals auf Deutsch. Menschen, die nichts werden können, müssen das werden, was sie spielen. Für den jungen François Lepeltier, der hier scheinbar unbedarft seine Lebensgeschichte ausbreitet, ist das die Essenz des Überlebens. Von der Mutter, einem Zimmermädchen mit kleptomanischen Anwandlungen, wird François in der Pension Sonnenhügel in Baden-Baden aufgezogen.
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Gstaad
- Die Andere Bibliothek 464
- Narrated by: Kevin Kasper
- Series: Die Andere Bibliothek
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 15-08-23
- Language: German
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