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We Will Rank You

We Will Rank You

By: Adam Dan n' Jim
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The songs from the best albums ever made, ranked from awful to awfully good by longtime music and list-making friends. Everything from new wave & indiepop to classic rock & bygone oldies from the early 00s and beyond. Recorded in exotic California locales, the hosts and allstar guests rank and rile each other up with sarcasm, fanboy fervor, indie-snobbery and fascinating facts. Please stalk us and share YOUR rankings on F-book, Intagramps and Threads @wewillrankyoupod !Adam, Dan n' Jim Music
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  • 51. Soul Coughing - Ruby Vroom ranked with Jeff Miller, Black Crystal Wolf Kids
    May 11 2026


    What's your most favorite and least-loved songs on Soul Coughing's debut album? Dan chose this crazy bit of 1994 word salad jazz hiphop fusion for us to rank. He and Adam share stories of seeing the band, their kind submission for the Songs For Summer memorial album and witnessing their first time playing together in 25 years while Jim struggles to find nice things to say. FIGHT! Black Crystal Wolf Kids' Jeff Miller chimes in via video from Mexico. Hear it at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify, Reseda, Wichita but not Chicago.
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    Alternative hiphop, Tori Amos, the Andrews Sisters, Beastie Boys, Ben Folds Five, Black Crystal Wolf Kids, Tchad Blake, Blueeyed Devil, Summer Brannin, Bus to Beelzebub, cartoon music, Casiotone Nation, Ray Charles, City of Motors, Courageous Cat Minute Mouse, Mark de Gli Antoni, Digable Planets, Mike Doughty, Down to This, the five percent nation, Mitchell Froom, Ruby Froom, Fu Schnickens, Fugazi, funky, Yuval Gabay, HFStival, hiphop, Howlin' Wolf, I'll get the wrists, Is Chicago, Is Not Chicago, Janine, jazz, Knitting Factory, Jeff Miller, Mr. Bitterness, Mister Roger's Neighborhood, the Modern Lovers, Moon Sammy, New York, noir, rap, reunion, Ruby Vroom, sampling, Schoolhouse Rock, Raymond Scott, Screenwriter's Blues, Solid Steel Radio Show, Songs For Summer, Soul Coughing, spoken word, standup bass, Sebastian Steinberg, Igor Stravinzsky, Sugar Free Jazz, Supra Genius, television themes, Toots and the Maytals, A Tribe Called Quest, True Dreams of Wichita, Uh, Zoom Zip, upright bass, Suzanne Vega, velvet crush, voulez-vous the bus, yellow number five, Yor, you get the ankles, John Zorn, 1994.
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    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/user/dancecarbuzz (Dan's playlists)

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    2 hrs and 6 mins
  • RERUN: Elvis Costello & The Attractions - Blood & Chocolate ranked (2022)
    Apr 29 2026

    RERUN: Elvis Costello & The Attractions - Blood & Chocolate ranked (2022)

    Hey everybody. Dan here. So it’s my turn to choose a ReRun Episode we recorded earlier and are bringing back and I chose Elvis Costello’s “Blood & Chocolate”. You may know that sometimes I go for an album that is going to be a surefire crowdpleaser with my cohosts. But most of the time, I like picking an album where I genuinely don’t know how at least one of them is going to react. It doesn’t always work out. Please see the episode where we discuss Lana Del Rey’s “Born To Die” if you want to see 90 minutes that left me scarred for life. BUT, the seemingly impossible dream for me was always to introduce an album to all my co-hosts that they didn’t know previously and have not one, not two, but ALL THREE of them fall in love with it.

    Now don’t get the wrong idea - that was never the goal of my picks. I’m far too obsessive to make it that simple. It’s a complicated algorithm that tries to counterprogram against my past five picks across year of release, genre, and artist characteristics combined with whatever’s in my gut at that moment. It’s mostly the gut thing actually. But that “what if” idea was always in the back of my head in general. And with this pick, I passed up the typical Costello albums you’d expect to be the go-to pick here because I’ve always felt Blood & Chocolate was the underappreciated underdog. And I love a good underdog.
    I’m sure you know that feeling of introducing someone you love to music they also decide to love. There’s nothing better. I hope you’re listening either because you already dig this album or because you’re looking to fall in love with something new. And I hope you’re happy now. If you don’t get that yet, you’ll get it after this episode. Enjoy.
    What are your most favorite and least-loved songs on Elvis Costello & The Attractions' 1986 album Blood & Chocolate? Dan chose to bring back this raw/ragged fan favorite instead of a more well-known record to get three fresh opinions from casual admirers of Mr. McManus. Contains lots of praise and the best story you will ever hear about his stage name. Be sure to stick around to the end for a historic announcement about our next few episodes. Hear it at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify and your local bloodbank. Follow us and weigh in with your favorites on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter @wewillrankyoupod .
    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    Battered Old Bird, The Beatles, Blood & Chocolate, Blue Chair, Elvis Costello, Lou Costello, Crimes of Paris, Bob Dylan, Napoleon Dynamite, Home Is Anywhere You Hang Your Head, Honey, Are You Straight or Are You Blind, I Hope You're Happy Now, I Want You, Penn Jillette, Leave My Kitten Alone, Live Aid, Los Lobos, lyrics, Declan McManus, Next Time Round, Steve Nieve, Cait O'Riordan, Poor Napoleon, Elvis Presley, The Rutles, searing, Bruce Thomas, Pete Thomas, Tokyo Storm Warning, Uncomplicated, 1986.
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    My band my band my band @rookiecardthemovie @getoffofmylawn @stonesnrosesusa

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    1 hr and 54 mins
  • 50. Pixies' Doolittle ranked, Request/50th episode with Zachary Goode (Smash Mouth) and Alex Maizel (Hey Clip video star)
    Mar 20 2026

    New episode up! What's your most loved and least favourite song on Pixies' 1989 album Doolittle!? Our big 50th anniversary AND our fifth request episode, kindly nominated by @Keefrow1 (MIA) and Zachary Goode from Smash Mouth, who shows up for his record-breaking second guest ranker spot. We give thanks and reveal our most and least listened to episodes to date then take some listeners' questions before getting into one of alternative rock's biggest building blocks. Early Youtube star/Pixies video director Alex Maizel weighs in from Vietnam about her famous "Hey" lipsync fame. Available at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Youtube, Spotify and heaven. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook, Bluesky and Threads @wewillrankyoupod !
    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    Alternative rock, Amherst, Bailey's Walk, Frank Black, Boston, b-sides, Crackity Jones, Dead, Kim Deal, Debaser, Doolittle, Downtown Recorders, 4AD, Black Francis, Zachary Goode, Gouge Away, Here Comes Your Man, Hey, Hey Clip, I Bleed, Israel, La La Love You, lipsync, Loudquietloud, David Lovering, Alex Maizel, Manta Ray, Massachusetts, Mr. Grieves, Monkey Gone to Heaven, Nirvana, Gil Norton, No. 13 Baby, Pixies, Joey Santiago, screaming, Silver, slicing up eyeballs, Smash Mouth, spanish, Tasha, Tame, There Goes My Gun, Charles Thompson, Wave of Mutilation, Youtuber, 1989.
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    Hey Clip /https://youtu.be/CSo1gOd48
    "Ring The Bell" video https://youtu.be/fCRZrfonyZU
    Tyler's Pixels' Doolittle EP https://open.spotify.com/album/3gL8v4x1CStj0CDYe6w1oV

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    2 hrs
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