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We Will Rank You

We Will Rank You

By: Adam Dan n' Jim
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The songs from the best albums ever made, ranked from awful to awfully good by longtime music and list-making friends. Everything from new wave & indiepop to classic rock & bygone oldies from the early 00s and beyond. Recorded in exotic California locales, the hosts and allstar guests rank and rile each other up with sarcasm, fanboy fervor, indie-snobbery and fascinating facts. Please stalk us and share YOUR rankings on F-book, Intagramps and Threads @wewillrankyoupod !Adam, Dan n' Jim Music
Episodes
  • 49. Oasis - The Masterplan ranked
    Jan 26 2026

    What's your most loved and least favourite song on the Oasis b-sides collection the Masterplan? FINALLY, our long awaited Oasis episode and Jim threw us a curveball choosing this collection with some of his favorite Gallagher tunes. SHIELDS UP as he takes on two non-fans for a fookin' Brit battle. Adam was the singer of North America's first(?) Oasis coverband, the short-lived parody the Fookin' Wankers, but he loves taking the piss, so he and Dan cranked up the willpower trying not to buzzkill Jim's superfandom TOO badly. Lots of fun show tales from San Francisco's tiny, infamous Britpop royalty/meth supply show to their biblical Rose Bowl reunion show. Legendary Denver Britpop/soul DJ Tyler Jacobson reads our closing credits and weighs in as our guest ranker and...more. Available at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Youtube, Spotify and everywhere underneath the sky. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook, Bluesky and Threads @wewillrankyoupod !


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    acoustic guitar, Acquiesce, Gem Archer, Burt Bacarach, because we need each other, the Beatles, Andy Bell, Blur, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Britpop, b-sides, Canned Heat, Creation Records, does it matter if it's out of tune, England, Fade Away, fauxasis, fookin' wankers, the Fookin' Wankers, Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Going Nowhere, Half the World Away, harmonica, Headshrinker, horns, I Am the Walrus, (It's Good) To Be Free, Tyler Jacobson, the Jam, the Kinks, Lipgloss, Listen Up, Manchester, The Masterplan, The Masterplan Conspiracy, Oasis, Oasis25, Oasiz (the mentioned San Diego Oasis tribute), organ, Ride, rock and roll, Rockin' Chair, Rose Bowl, rude, see how we are, Sex Pistols, singles, the Soundtrack of Our Lives, Stay Young, Rod Stewart, The Swamp Song, Talk Tonight, Underneath the Sky, Paul Weller, Wham!, 1994-97.



    Fookin Wankers (fauxasis Oasis parody) highlights https://youtu.be/f7ni3aXwgPU
    Oasiz (San Diego Oasis tribute Adam alluded to but stupidly forgot to mention) https://www.facebook.com/Oasiz.SD.tribute

    End mashup by Audio Ammunition https://youtu.be/Ll39IOf4d6c
    Tyler Jacobson https://www.facebook.com/tylerdjacobson
    The Casual Sound Brit-Pop Podcast https://thecasualsound.com/

    Tyler's Pixels' Doolittle EP https://open.spotify.com/album/3gL8v4x1CStj0CDYe6w1oV


    US: http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com wewillrankyoupod@gmail.com
    NEW! Host tips: Venmo @wewillrankyoupod
    http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    https://www.threads.net/@WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/user/dancecarbuzz (Dan's playlists)

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    2 hrs and 3 mins
  • REPOST 18. Rod Stewart - Every Picture Tells A Story ranked
    Dec 30 2025

    POD STEWART! What are your most favorite and least-loved songs on Rod Stewart's classic album Every Picture Tells A Story? Since three of us hail from 1971, Dan chose this Rodrecord that divided the hosts with its boozy, bluesy goodness and raspy crooning. A must-listen for fans of the phrase “a long time”. Hear it at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify and your local donut shop. Follow us and weigh in with your favorites on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter @wewillrankyoupod . ***THIS IS A REPOST. This episode was taken down for third-party copyright strikes but think we might've submitted our "critic" loophole incorrectly so here it is again.


    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    Amazing Grace, Theodore Anderson, Arthur Crudup, donuts, Bob Dylan, Every Picture Tells a Story, Faces, (Find a) Reason to Believe, Cornelius Grant, Tim Hardin, Henry, Eddie Holland, (I Know) I'm Losing You, Maggie May, mandolin Mandolin Wind, Martin Quittenton, Seems Like a Long Time, solo album, Rod Stewart, That's All Right, Tomorrow Is a Long Time, Norman Whitfield, Ronnie Wood, 1971.


    US: http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com
    wewillrankyoupod@gmail.comNEW! Host tips: Venmo @wewillrankyoupod
    http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.YourOlderBrother.com (Sam's music page)
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4OFTIda46Di4HkS0CDvM7L (Dan's top 100 songs of 2020)

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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • 48. Cocteau Twins - Heaven or Las Vegas ranked
    Dec 24 2025

    What's your most loved and least favourite song on Cocteau Twins' 1990 album Heaven or Las Vegas? Ranking such a semi-wordless shimmery masterpiece was a strange, wonderful experience. TMI abounds. San Diego's Cocteau coverband, the Mocteau Twins inspired Adam to choose it and the whole band was kind enough to send us their story and favorites! Available at WeWillRankYouPod.com, Apple, Spotify and Las Vegas. Please tell us how YOU would rank tonight's tunes on Instagram, Facebook and Threads @wewillrankyoupod !
    FILE UNDER/SPOILERS:
    Ambient, baby, Blue Bell Knoll, Kate Bush, Capitol Records, Cherry Coke, Cherry-Coloured Funk, Christmas lights, Cocteau Twins, the Cure, Miley Cyrus, dream pop, electronic, experimental, Fifty-Fifty Clown, Fotzepolitic, 4AD, Elizabeth Fraser, Frou-Frou Foxes in Midsummer Fires, GARLIC FONDUE, harmonies, Robin Guthrie, Heaven For Last Vegans, Heaven or Las Vegas, Iceblink Luck, Jericho, Johnny and the Self Abusers, Las Bagels, London, Lucy Belle, Massive Attack, misheard lyrics, Mocteau Twins, Alanis Morrissette, newborn, pedals, Pitch the Baby, Matt Pond PA, psychedelia, Simon Raymonde, reverb, Ride, Road River and Rail, Chappell Roan, Scotland, September Sound, shoegaze, Simple Minds, the Sundays, swirling, Twickenham, Wolf in the Breast, 1990.
    US: http://www.WeWillRankYouPod.com wewillrankyoupod@gmail.com
    NEW! Host tips: Venmo @wewillrankyoupod
    http://www.facebook.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.instagram.com/WeWillRankYouPod
    https://www.threads.net/@WeWillRankYouPod
    http://www.YerDoinGreat.com (Adam's music page)
    https://open.spotify.com/user/dancecarbuzz (Dan's playlists)
    http://www.instagram.com/MocteauTwins

    http://www.alwaysontherun.net/cocteau.htm (Cocteau Twins lyrics site)

    https://pitchfork.com/thepitch/how-fake-my-bloody-valentine-and-cocteau-twins-lyrics-ended-up-on-spotify/

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    1 hr and 44 mins
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