Episodes

  • Drill Press

    Drill Press
    Feb 9 2026
    Imperial Pete pushes the Astro Van to its limits. Metric Max encouters more yappy German workers. Then the boys unveil a new and improved rating system.

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    35 mins
  • Stud Finder

    Stud Finder
    Jan 26 2026
    Imperial Pete continues trying to wean himself off beer by substituting it with magic mushrooms. Metric Max reveals an eyewitness account of a rare sighting over the Swiss Alps. Then the boys discuss just how pointless the intersection of Silicon Valley tech and jobsite tools can be.

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    36 mins
  • Table Saw

    Table Saw
    Jan 12 2026
    Imperial Pete unfurls "the swastika siding scandal". Metric Max acquires a new target: linear drains. Then they load up for a major tool. Can the guys give the table saw an honest rating? Or has "carpenter's choice" obliterated the already shaky rating system?

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    43 mins
  • Shit Chisel

    Shit Chisel
    Dec 23 2025
    Imperial Pete's tools move into his home. Metric Max ends up in a sticky situation involving the resale of a stripper pole. Then they discuss a tool that is by definition shit, but has its uses.

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    29 mins
  • Marrette

    Marrette
    Dec 8 2025
    Metric Max and Imperial Pete come to the conclusion that any sufficiently advanced electrical work done by a carpenter is indistinguishable from magic to a client.

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    37 mins
  • Fein MultiMaster

    Fein MultiMaster
    Nov 24 2025
    Imperial Pete's neighbours find out about something he was hoping to keep private. Metric Max's migrant worker era comes to an end. The boys show surprising enthusaism for the "Dorito" Fein tool attachement.

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    37 mins
  • Pica Pencil

    Pica Pencil
    Nov 10 2025
    Metric Max has an odd experience at a Hamburg spa. Imperial Pete divulges his go-to Christmas gift. Then our hosts debate the most conentious tool to date.

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    30 mins
  • Tin Snips

    Tin Snips
    Nov 3 2025
    Metric Max and Imperial Pete explore the nuances of dog fucking. A caller implores them to consider other trades when rating a tool.

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    41 mins