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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.


Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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  • Pete’s Terrifying New Look, Sexy Halloween Nightmares & Petty Candy Scandals!

    Pete’s Terrifying New Look, Sexy Halloween Nightmares & Petty Candy Scandals!
    27 Oct 2026
    We've taken over a friends studio for another episode of The Therapy Crouch! Pete has unveiled a brand-new moustache just in time for November, and let’s just say Abbey is far from impressed. From brutal roasts about whether it suits him to Abbey discovering a BBC study revealing that pet dogs are actually cleaner than men's facial hair, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread. The couple dive headfirst into the madness of Halloween preparations, debating proper etiquette around trick-or-treating, disastrous past outfits, and whether sexy costumes have gone entirely too far. Plus, Pete defends an emergency essentials trip to Decathlon, while Abbey questions why it's treated like a day out. Elsewhere, we hear wild celebrity trick-or-treating tales, discuss the logistics of couples costumes, and unpack an outrageous Agony Abs dilemma involving neighbourhood candy feuds and petty payback. Try Huel with £10 OFF for New Customers today using our code "therapycrouch" at huel.com/therapycrouch If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 - Diabolical Weather & Portugal Banter 03:57 - The Demi Panochet Mystery 05:37 - Why Decathlon Is An Obsession 09:42 - Pete Debuts The New Moustache 11:08 - Dogs Are Cleaner Than Men's Beards 14:29 - The Hips Don't Lie 17:15 - Trick Or Treating Rules 20:48 - Sexy vs Scary Costumes 24:10 - The AI Costume Challenge 27:27 - Couples Costume Disasters 31:16 - Agony Abs: The Stolen Sweets Scandal 35:38 - Sweet Revenge & Petty Feuds 39:49 - Pete & Abbey In A Horror Maze 44:09 - The Ultimate Halloween Prank 48:47 - Approaching Episode 200 To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Ep:199

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  • Pete Crouch Reveals The Worst Locker Room Prank That Went Way Too Far!

    Pete Crouch Reveals The Worst Locker Room Prank That Went Way Too Far!
    22 Oct 2026

    On this Ask Me Anything, Pete and Abbey are back tackling your wild Ask Me Anything dilemmas, from university pranks taken to sickening extremes to Pete getting completely stitched up with Deep Heat in the Stoke City changing rooms. Plus, Abbey exposes Pete's questionable choice of romantic bedroom music and the horrors of getting hammered together on date night.


    In this episode, the debate turns to relationship red flags when a listener asks how to save a best mate whose partner is alienating everyone, leaving Pete and Abbey to discuss whether you should ever tell a friend you hate their other half.


    We also tackle the return from an epic bedroom dry spell, how to rebuild confidence when things get awkward, and Abbey’s horror at Pete’s seduction tactics.


    If you want to submit a question to our next AMA - hit the link below

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1B-c3yvC-4Ew3H1nJc5fD-5d3X9JbK7L2mN1oP0qR8s/viewform


    00:00 - Barn Banter & Where Is Gaz?

    01:00 - The University Kahoot Prank

    03:26 - A Step Too Far: Pete & Abbey React

    05:14 - Pete's Stoke Changing Room Bullying

    06:26 - Dilemma: We Dislike Our Friend's Partner

    08:32 - How To Tell A Friend You Hate Their Fella

    10:28 - Recovering From A Major Dry Spell

    12:05 - Rebuilding Confidence & Post-Baby Bodies

    3:17 - Pete & Abbey's Cinema Date Night

    14:22 - Running Playlists & Dad Rock Debates

    16:16 - Pete's "Bonk Beat" Bedroom Anthems

    17:40 - Alexa, Get Crouchy In The Mood


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    19 dk.
  • Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast!

    Blind Date Waxing Nightmare, Turkey Pillows & The Brutal Family Roast!
    20 Oct 2026

    We're back in the barn for another episode of The Therapy Crouch!


    Pete and Abbey unpack their scenic escape to Norway, surviving endless glasses of "bitch juice," and why Pete's post-golf hosting habits leave Abbey freezing in a house without furniture. Between Abbey attempting to cure a brutal hangover with raw sardines and Pete sleeping with a giant turkey-shaped ostrich pillow on his head, domestic harmony is truly hanging by a thread.


    The team break down the sheer chaos of half-term parenting, navigating four kids with zero overlapping interests, and the extreme parental lies used to keep the peace. Pete reveals why he abandoned Abbey mid-fall during a high-stakes game of 40-40 in the garden, while the pair make another high-stakes charity bet on whether they can survive the holidays completely sober.


    Plus, an incredible lineup of listener dilemmas in Weekly Wines and Agony Abs: from living with a flatmate who commentates every domestic chore like David Attenborough, to a blind date that goes horribly wrong when the woman opposite turns out to be the local waxing specialist. Finally, the gang tackle a truly cursed, wide-eyed horse painting that's destroying one listener’s living room walls.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit


    00:00 - Back From Norway & The Ostrich Pillow

    04:40 - Bitch Juice & 20 Bottles of Wine

    09:35 - Pete’s Golf Mates Invade The Rental

    11:05 - The Sardine Hangover Cure & Kebabs

    12:35 - Weekly Wine: The Housemate Narrator

    15:18 - Best Friend Marriages & Watching Paint Dry

    19:05 - Blind Date With The Waxing Clinic Doctor

    22:20 - Half-Term Chaos & Summer Holiday Debates

    23:26 - Bunking Pilates For Dim Sum & China Trips

    29:03 - The Tree Swing & Pete’s 40-40 Betrayal

    32:26 - Classic Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

    35:46 - The Half-Term Dry Charity Bet

    37:31 - Agony Abs: "You Can Taste The Effort"

    42:50 - Rihanna Ringtone Disasters

    44:33 - The Terrifying Horse Painting Dilemma


    To contact us:

    Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg


    Ep:197

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A refreshingly funny podcast that brightens up my week. Whether they are being honest or having a silly moment the ease and candidness of all involved is hilarious and takes the edge of everyday problems.

Funny, honest and relatable

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The laughs I had listening to this podcast .. I’m married 38 years and met my husband in 1984 … it’s utterly brilliant . It’s like listening to me and my husband 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant

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Really easy listen and very funny. Always puts a smile on my face. Love when Abs rinses Pete.
Love hearing the stories of when they are out together.

Absolutely brilliant

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I’m a massive fan of the Peter Crouch Podcast so saw this and thought I’d give it a go, and it did not disappoint. Both Abbey and Peter are pure class and gives a great insight into their lives and normal day to day problems. I love Abbeys sense of humour, can not stop laughing!

Love it!!

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Love it, it's fun, genuine and interesting with engaging hosts. Love listening to it whenever I can.

Light hearted and real!

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