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The Answer’s a Lemon

The Answer’s a Lemon

By: The Answer’s a Lemon
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The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.Copyright 2023 All rights reserved.
Episodes
  • 75: Delirium, The Episode

    75: Delirium, The Episode
    Jun 23 2026

    Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.

    Questions asked:

    • What animal were you obsessed with as a kid?
    • What's stressing you out right now?
    • You have been handed the Mantle of Edward Something Hands. What is that something?
    • Which band name would be your best nickname?

    Send us your weird questions:

    • lemonanswers@gmail.com

    Chill with us on social:

    • Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
    • TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
    • Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
    • YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
    • BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

    Website:

    • theanswerisalemon.com

    Artwork by @Melindaington

    Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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    54 mins
  • 74: Tuesday is the Best Day, and I Will Brook No Argument

    74: Tuesday is the Best Day, and I Will Brook No Argument
    Jun 9 2026

    Oh dang, it's Evan's Tuesday Rant.

    Questions asked:

    • What's one of life's small pleasures?
    • If you were to murder someone, how would you do it?
    • You get to design your own fragance. What's it called and what are its notes? (Leah)
    • What's your favorite day of the week?

    Send us your weird questions:

    • lemonanswers@gmail.com

    Chill with us on social:

    • Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
    • TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
    • Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
    • YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
    • BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

    Website:

    • theanswerisalemon.com

    Artwork by @Melindaington

    Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • 73: Miracle of Miracles

    73: Miracle of Miracles
    May 26 2026

    I can't believe it happened.

    Questions asked:

    • What novelty food/candy do you want to make a comeback?
    • You can only play one video game from now on. What is it?
    • Worst candy that you actually enjoy?
    • We've had hot girl summer. We've had sad boy summer. What summer is it?

    Send us your weird questions:

    • lemonanswers@gmail.com

    Chill with us on social:

    • Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
    • TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
    • Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
    • YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
    • BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon

    Website:

    • theanswerisalemon.com

    Artwork by @Melindaington

    Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!
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    1 hr and 17 mins
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