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Table for Two

Table for Two

By: Vulpes Valentine
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Table for Two is a weekly podcast focusing on the weird and wonderful world of tabletop roleplaying games. Each month we pick a different game to learn, play, and discuss, so feel free to follow along and try out these excellent games!

Host - Vulpes Valentine

Co-Host - Kadmor

Theme Music - Distorted Future by Elektrobear

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Episodes
  • Realis - Part 2 - "We're so buried in our phones"

    Realis - Part 2 - "We're so buried in our phones"
    Jan 9 2026

    "Cosmos, for the last time, put down the podcast description! Drop it! Drop iiiit!"

    Table for Two is a weekly podcast focusing on the weird and wonderful world of tabletop roleplaying games. Each month we pick a different game to learn, play, and discuss, so feel free to follow along and try out these excellent games!

    Host - Vulpes Valentine (vulpesvalentine@bsky.social)

    Co-Host - Kadmor

    Theme Music - Distorted Future by Elektrobear

    Support the show and get monthly bonus episodes at patreon.com/tablefortwopod
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    1 hr and 32 mins
  • Realis - Part 1 - Professor Bartalamee’s Urban Environments Tours Featuring the Comedy Stylings of Cosmos the Six-Legged Wonder Dog

    Realis - Part 1 - Professor Bartalamee’s Urban Environments Tours Featuring the Comedy Stylings of Cosmos the Six-Legged Wonder Dog
    Jan 2 2026

    Today we start our unit playing Austin Walker's "Realis".

    Table for Two is a weekly podcast focusing on the weird and wonderful world of tabletop roleplaying games. Each month we pick a different game to learn, play, and discuss, so feel free to follow along and try out these excellent games!

    Host - Vulpes Valentine

    Co-Host - Kadmor

    Theme Music - Distorted Future by Elektrobear

    Support the show and get monthly bonus episodes at patreon.com/tablefortwopod
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Cairn 2E - Part 4 - Rexulti the Barbarian

    Cairn 2E - Part 4 - Rexulti the Barbarian
    Dec 26 2025

    We discuss our time with Cairn 2E and reflect on the interplay between TTRPG character creation and pharmaceuticals.

    Table for Two is a weekly podcast focusing on the weird and wonderful world of tabletop roleplaying games. Each month we pick a different game to learn, play, and discuss, so feel free to follow along and try out these excellent games!

    Host - Vulpes Valentine

    Co-Host - Kadmor

    Theme Music - Distorted Future by Elektrobear

    Support the show and get monthly bonus episodes at patreon.com/tablefortwopod
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 14 mins
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