Kelly Clarkson walked into a Brooklyn shop, asked about a fifteen-thousand-dollar mechanical bird, and says the clerk treated her like she couldn't afford it — her words, treated like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. The store fired back: the bird was a wall mascot, the fifteen grand was for a twin owned by the artist in Seattle, and they offered her a two-thousand-dollar alternative she didn't stick around to see. She's now calling them liars on X.

We debate who was really in the wrong — and then it gets personal. Because being judged by who you are or what you buy isn't just a celebrity story. It's something we both know firsthand, and we get into how it shows up in our own lives.

Fair warning: this one's raw. We don't hold back, and there's some strong language throughout.

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Does date night end when the kids move out?

We talk about our best date nights and what we want going forward — and Becca makes a point that changed how I see it. Going out to eat isn't the same as a date night. Date night is getting dressed up, feeling good about yourselves, and actually paying attention to each other.
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The all telling Wheel Of Doom returns! This time it's delivering random statements on dating and early relationships and you get a front row seat to Jason & Becka's raw and unfiltered reactions.
No script, no agenda, just two people sharing their opinions on dating and relationships.
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