Episodes

  • Tom and Jack react to 2025 predictions...
    Jan 4 2026

    It’s the new year special of the Shut Up I’m Talking podcast, and Tom and Jack look back on past predictions, get into some drama and reflect on both the good and bad moments of the year.↓ SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON for bonus episodes, BTS & exclusive content ↓ https://www.patreon.com/c/shutupimtalking↓ GET YOUR MERCH While stocks last! ↓https://suitmerch.store/In this episode of Shut Up I’m Talking, TommyInnit and Jack Manifold revisit past predictions and reflect on the online drama with Dream, cancelled YouTubers and discuss how they’ve grown over the past year.Tom looks back on his worst comedy gigs, opens up about his mental health journey, and Jack dives into the rise of friend of the podcast AverageHarry.Tom and Jack recall the best podcast guests, worst creators of the year and review advice given to themselves a year ago on the Shut Up I’m Talking podcast.Highlights0:00 Intro4:01 Worst moment of the year10:50 Past predictions14:17 Was anyone cancelled?15:06 Is AverageHarry the biggest?16:54 Tom’s girlfriend18:20 Celebrity beef21:26 Jack’s breakup22:45 Celebrity deaths23:29 Is Tom doing better?27:16 Jack Manifold main channel28:16 Edinburgh fringe32:33 Climate change35:30 Are Tom and Jack still friends?36:33 Cheating allegations38:28 Dream drama41:09 Advice to younger selves46:52 Are Tom and Jack too open?49:20 Best podcast moment52:33 Best podcast outfit53:20 Best guest award54:58 Worst person award57:25 Most improved friend58:06 Most embarrassing moment59:43 Nicest thing of the year1:00:05 Worst YouTube momentShut Up I’m Talking is a comedy podcast featuring TommyInnit and Jack Manifold who talk about life, growing up and the wild world of being an online influencer.Sponsorship enquiries: enquiries@shutupimtalking.co.uk

    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack ManifoldExecutive producer: Mirren MaceDirected by: Mirren MaceProducer: Russell NoonProduction coordinator: Tori SheardSocial media: Tori SheardCamera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar AyyildizEditor: Owen RogersShorts editor & Thumbnail: SnikrepSet design: Mirren MaceChannel manager: smillThis podcast episode was recorded on 16/12/2025Follow us on social media: IG: https://instagram.com/shutuplmtalking X: https://x.com/shutup1mtalkingTikTok: https://tiktok.com/shutup1mtalking

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • The Christmas Special!
    Dec 28 2025

    Tom and Jack get into their festive spirit, talk comedy, and revisit Jack’s awkward moment at the Streamer Awards.

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    In this episode of Shut Up I’m Talking, Jack Manifold explains to TommyInnit why he doesn’t buy Christmas presents, and Tom tells Jack about his awkward public toilet story.

    Jack revisits staying in a sketchy LA Airbnb with AverageHarry and Zoil, teases Markiplier’s Iron Lung premiere, and reveals he played Fortnite with Josh Hutcherson for the new Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 movie.

    Tom has a tense moment with security at the American border, and Jack opens up about receiving backlash from his joke at the Streamer Awards.

    Highlights

    0:00 Intro

    2:20 Worst moment of the week

    13:10 Christmas shopping disaster

    14:30 Why Jack doesn’t buy presents

    18:15 Getting recognised

    19:33 Tom’s public toilet incident

    22:53 Jack’s 24 hour charity stream

    24:56 Fortnite with Josh Hutcherson

    28:45 Tom’s strange dreams

    32:41 Sketchy Airbnb in LA

    36:24 Watching FNAF 2

    40:32 Markiplier’s Iron Lung premiere

    42:00 Getting drunk on stream

    43:13 Tom’s comedy gig in America

    48:55 Tom hosting a comedy show

    51:26 Tom’s Dad gets picked on by comedians

    53:12 Thoughts on streamer awards

    1:00:56 Tom didn’t like Jack?

    1:02:22 Tubbo wins best Minecraft Streamer

    1:03:48 Harry takes bbno$’s ‘boner’ pill

    1:05:48 Worm update


    Shut Up I’m Talking is a comedy podcast featuring TommyInnit and Jack Manifold who talk about life, growing up and the wild world of being an online influencer.

    Sponsorship enquiries: enquiries@shutupimtalking.co.uk


    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold

    Executive producer: Mirren Mace

    Directed by: Mirren Mace

    Producer: Russell Noon

    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard

    Social media: Tori Sheard

    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz

    Editor: Owen Rogers

    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep

    Set design: Mirren Mace

    Channel manager: smill

    This podcast episode was recorded on 16/12/2025

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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Celebrating Christmas with Jedward!
    Dec 21 2025

    It’s episode 6 7 of the podcast, and Jedward make a return!


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    In this episode of Shut Up I’m Talking, Jedward discuss their differences with TommyInnit and Jack Manifold, their impact on the music world, and everyone makes plans to form a boy band.

    Jedward reflect on the most absurd things their fans have done, get jemotional, and storm off after Tom and Jack might have pushed it too far.

    Everyone gets into the Christmas spirit with a festive poem about the Shut Up I’m Talking podcast, and we get a surprise visit from Elmo and Kermit.


    Highlights

    0:00 67?!?

    4:08 Drinking some Jaileys

    5:50 Worst moment of the week

    9:25 What should people know about Jedward

    13:10 Wildest Jedward ideas

    16:28 Biggest differences

    18:48 Getting jemotional

    21:18 Jingle bells jingle

    21:52 Getting deep about fame

    27:50 Forming a boy band

    30:26 Improving the podcast

    35:19 Pokemon card collecting

    36:34 Do Jedward fight?

    43:20 Fake friends

    44:23 Absurd fans

    46:05 Jedward storm off

    47:10 What’s happening in the world?

    50:23 Christmas poem

    55:48 Elmo and Kermit impressions

    57:30 Worm and Glorbo update


    Shut Up I’m Talking is a comedy podcast featuring TommyInnit and Jack Manifold who talk about life, growing up and the wild world of being an online influencer.


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    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold

    Executive producer: Mirren Mace

    Directed by: Mirren Mace

    Producer: Russell Noon

    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard

    Social media: Tori Sheard

    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz

    Editor: Owen Rogers

    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep

    Set design: Mirren Mace

    Channel manager: smill


    This podcast episode was recorded on 09/12/2025


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    1 hr
  • Tom Unveils his Drag Persona
    Dec 14 2025

    Tom unveils his drag persona, shares his James Marriott gig catastrophe, and Jack explains how he ended up sharing a bed with AverageHarry in Italy.

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    In this episode of Shut Up I’m Talking, TommyInnit introduces us to his drag queen persona, and spills the tea with Jack.

    Tom revisits his disaster at a James Marriott concert, and Jack opens up about his breakup with WillNE.

    Jack tells the embarrassing story of an awkward bus ride in Italy, reveals what it’s like to share a bed with AverageHarry, and again questions his magical powers after running into someone unexpected.

    Highlights:

    0:00 Intro - Tom’s drag debut

    3:35 Jack’s awful airport experience

    7:35 Tom’s toe injury

    11:40 Tom at James Marriott gig

    16:21 Meeting WillNE

    18:36 Tom’s drag backstory

    20:50 Staying with AverageHarry in Italy

    25:35 Jack’s awkward bus story27:05 Tom flirts with Jack

    30:15 Tom’s disastrous birthday party

    37:40 Jack runs into an old character

    42:03 Tom discovers how to use a toilet

    45:18 Tom discovers gambling

    46:48 Jack runs into Philza’s old friend

    51:10 Trump at the McDonalds rally

    55:00 Worm and Glorbo update


    Shut Up I’m Talking is a comedy podcast featuring TommyInnit and Jack Manifold who talk about life, growing up and the wild world of being an online influencer.


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    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold

    Executive producer: Mirren Mace

    Directed by: Mirren Mace

    Producer: Russell Noon

    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard

    Social media: Tori Sheard

    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz

    Editor: Owen Rogers

    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep

    Set design: Mirren Mace

    Channel manager: smill


    This podcast episode was recorded on 20/11/2025

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    57 mins
  • TommyInnit’s Childhood Best Friend: Embarrassing Stories with Freddie Badlinu
    Dec 7 2025

    Tom and Freddie revisit the time they were almost mugged in a park, and get deep about their friendship.

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    Big thanks to Neil from The Penny Farthing Club for facilitating this month's Jacktivity. You can check them out here: ↓

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    In this episode of the Shut Up I’m Talking, TommyInnit and Badlinu look back on childhood memories, revisiting all the mischief they used to get up to, and begin to question whether Tom is a good friend.

    Jack reveals he learned to ride a penny-farthing bike—taught by the same instructor who trained Max Fosh, and Freddie shares the story of how his 10,000 calorie challenge inspired by the Sidemen almost ended in disaster.

    The boys open up about their flaws, get real about their friendship, and start to question whether Jack Manifold might actually be evil.


    Highlights:

    0:00 Intro

    2:50 Jack ignores Freddie’s messages

    4:10 Jack rides penny farthing bike

    5:02 Freddie’s 10,000 calorie disaster

    9:45 Tom and Freddie almost got mugged

    15:53 Tom and Freddie’s heist

    20:05 Is Tom a bad friend?

    22:25 Why are Tom and Freddie friends?

    24:52 Tom does Freddie dirty

    29:25 Who knows Tom better?

    32:20 Best man debate

    37:16 Jack upsets Freddie

    40:23 Tom is a cheapskate

    43:15 Deep Chat: Freddie’s guide to life

    46:03 Does Jack spread hate?

    50:32 Freddie on spreading love

    53:11 Is Jack evil?

    58:29 Freddie is quitting streaming

    1:00:52 Worm and Glorbo update


    Shut Up I’m Talking is a comedy podcast featuring TommyInnit and Jack Manifold who talk about life, growing up and the wild world of being an online influencer.


    Sponsorship enquiries: enquiries@shutupimtalking.co.uk


    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold

    Executive producer: Mirren Mace

    Directed by: Mirren Mace

    Producer: Russell Noon

    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard

    Social media: Tori Sheard

    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz

    Editor: Owen Rogers

    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep

    Set design: Mirren Mace

    Channel Manager: smill


    This podcast episode was recorded on 20/11/2025


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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Reading TommyInnit’s Childhood Diary
    Nov 30 2025

    Home renovation disasters, Traitors & The Diary of a Mouthy Kid

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    In this episode of Shut Up I’m Talking, Jack Manifold faces the chaos of home renovations, dealing with big holes where the windows used to be, destroyed furniture, and freezing rooms.

    Hear all about their trip to Traitor’s Experience in London, where strategy, lies, and blindfolded kisses collide, and how Tom did a rap battle and felt like a god.

    We also explore TommyInnit’s childhood diaries, revisit Minecraft escapades, and hear about Jack’s media struggles, from album releases to Instagram reels.

    Along the way, they plan future adventures in China, tackle travel drama, and keep us updated on the worm and the less-than-healthy Glorbo.

    From sushi mishaps and train encounters to heartwarming moments and epic diary readings, this episode is full of comedy, chaos, and charm.


    Highlights:

    ● Jack vs. builders: furniture carnage and frozen, upside down offices

    ● Traitor’s Experience in London: games, betrayals & blindfolded fun

    ● Tom reads his childhood diary: Diary of a Mouthy Kid

    ● Minecraft drawings, winter Pokémon Go, and global travel plans

    ● Worm and Glorbo updates


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    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold

    Executive producer: Mirren Mace

    Directed by: Mirren Mace

    Producer: Russell Noon

    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard

    Social media: Tori Sheard

    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz

    Editor: Owen Rogers

    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep

    Set design: Mirren Mace


    This podcast episode was recorded on 11/11/2025

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Tom’s Worst Heckler Interaction
    Nov 23 2025

    Tom & Jack Survive Stand-Up Disasters, Comic Con Adventures & Jack’s Magical Predictive Powers.

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    Tom battles brain fog after one tiny cider, while Jack survives chaotic Halloween parties, glitter showers, and a wild Jedward concert.

    This week on Shut Up I’m Talking, TommyInnit and Jack Manifold talk stand-up gig fails, awkward audience encounters, and Tom’s adventures at Comic Con in Sweden, including unvetted Q&As, karaoke shenanigans, and meet ups with John Pork and some Furries.

    Jack reveals he has magical predictive powers, while Tom navigates a punishing gig schedule, bowel emergencies, and geocaching adventures with Philza, Kristen, and Freddie Badlinu.

    Plus, updates on Glorbo the Venus Flytrap and we ask, How’s the Worm Doing?

    Episode Highlights:

    ● Tom’s disastrous 5-minute stand-up set & drunk hecklers

    ● Jack’s chaotic Halloween night

    ● Jedward & Jack get flashed at boyband 5ive’s Brighton concert

    ● Comic Con Sweden: fans, Q&As and karaoke

    ● Jack’s magical predictive powers & Minecraft woes

    ● Geocaching adventures with Philza, Kristen and Freddie Badlinu

    ● Casino chaos & addictive thrills

    ● Glorbo the Venus Flytrap & worm updates

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    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold

    Executive producer: Mirren Mace

    Directed by: Mirren Mace

    Producer: Russell Noon

    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard

    Social media: Tori Sheard

    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz

    Editor: Owen Rogers

    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep

    Set design: Mirren Mace

    This podcast episode was recorded on 04/11/2025

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    59 mins
  • Alex O’Connor on Death, Meaning & Why Our Brains Lie to Us
    Nov 16 2025

    Get ready for a collective existential crisis.

    TommyInnit puts on his big brain thinking cap as Cosmic Skeptic Alex O’Connor joins the Shut Up I’m Talking podcast for a mind-bending deep dive into consciousness, free will, fear of death, religion, and why our brains lie to us.


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    The boys dig into Alex’s Catholic upbringing, how he got from three U grades to Oxford University via his YouTube channel and how debating Richard Dawkins and Christopher Hitchens shaped him.Tom admits he’s terrified of death, Jack questions whether meaning is something we create or discover, and Alex explains philosophical zombies, panpsychism, and what it feels like to lose your sense of self on psychedelics.

    They explore consciousness, blind sight, ego death, split-brain experiments, why the self might be an illusion, and whether a worm or a bat experiences reality anything like we do. Alex also opens up about burnout, grounding himself, and trying to keep philosophy fun rather than content-driven.


    Topics:

    00:00 - Intro

    02:20 - Alex O’Connor introduces himself

    04:25 - Alex’s worst moment of the week

    06:30 - Early life & journey into philosophy and theology

    11:15 - What happens when we die?

    15:10 - How to stop fearing death

    19:40 - What is meaning?

    23:50 - Alex’s view on purpose

    27:00 - Conscious experience and why it exists

    29:23 - The Philosophical Zombie

    30:14 - Do plants feel pain?

    33:00 - What is consciousness?

    37:55 - What is Jack Manifold?

    41:28 - Ego death and psychedelic experiences

    44:12 - Left brain & right brain

    46:01 - Crazy split brain experiments

    51:00 - Alien hand syndrome

    52:00 - Does Alex get tired of debating?

    53:15 - How to switch off from thinking so deeply

    54:20 - How Alex winds down

    55:55 - Playing Warzone whilst talking about the bible

    58:30 - Bruce Springsteen & free will

    1:00:00 - How philosophy can help with anxiety

    1:02:00 - Everyone is going to play PUBG together

    1:03:40 - Content, social media & control

    1:04:42 - How’s the worm doing?

    1:05:35 - How to get into philosophy

    1:05:56 - The mystery of consciousness

    1:07:24 - ‘Mary’s Room’ thought experiment

    1:09:38 - TommyInnit invites Alex O’Connor for a pint

    1:09:50 - Transition over to Patreon


    Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold

    Executive producer: Mirren Mace

    Directed by: Mirren Mace

    Producer: Russell Noon

    Production coordinator: Tori Sheard

    Social media: Tori Sheard

    Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz

    Editor: Owen Rogers

    Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep

    Set design: Mirren Mace


    This podcast episode was recorded on 25/10/25

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    1 hr and 10 mins