THE TINFOIL HATS ARE BACK!!!

Guys, we're doing CONSPIRACY THEORIES PART 3, and apparently Security and I have learned absolutely NOTHING from the first two episodes!

I don't know what happens when we put these hats on, but somehow we immediately lose every brain cell we have.

And this time, things get so ridiculous that we have to bring in an ACTUAL SCIENTIST to settle an argument.

That's right. DR. PIANO MAN IS HERE!!!

But before we get into the conspiracies, I'm talking about the JUST MARRIED TOUR! As you're watching this, I'm in SAN DIEGO performing at Mic Drop Comedy Club, and we've already been to VEGAS!

Now, onto the conspiracies!

In this episode:

• ARE MATTRESS STORES MONEY LAUNDERING FRONTS?!

• THE MATTRESS STORE THAT WASN'T SELLING MATTRESSES!

• IS CHUCK E. CHEESE RECYCLING PIZZA?!

• DOES STARBUCKS SPELL YOUR NAME WRONG ON PURPOSE?!

• THE MCDONALD'S ICE CREAM MACHINE CONSPIRACY!

• IS THE EARTH ACTUALLY HOLLOW?!

And of course, we're bringing back our official conspiracy theory verdicts:

PLAUSIBLE! DEBUNKED! UNDECIDED!

I genuinely don't know why these episodes make me laugh so hard, but every single time we record one, I'm convinced it's going to be a disaster.

And every single time, I watch it back and can't stop laughing.

So put on your tinfoil hats, grab your favorite conspiracy theory, and join us for another completely ridiculous episode!

Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Plump Petunia, Holly Simonson, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man!

THE JUST MARRIED TOUR CONTINUES!

Toronto and Dallas, you're up next! Come laugh with me, play some games, and maybe even GET MARRIED!

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IT'S 3 AM AND I CAN'T SLEEP!!!

Guys, we're back with ANOTHER middle-of-the-night episode of Schall We Talk, and apparently I'm not the only one who can't sleep because half of you were awake with me!

But before we get into our 3 AM therapy session, I have to tell you about one of the COOLEST nights of my career!

I was hired to be the GREEN CARPET CORRESPONDENT for the Fetch Pet Insurance Gala at The Carlyle Hotel in NYC, and I got to interview Broadway stars, meet some incredible people, and attend one of the most intimate concerts I've ever experienced!

And yes, I SANG TO BERNADETTE PETERS. On the carpet. During an interview. Because apparently I just grab the moments!!!

In this episode:

• MY GREEN CARPET DEBUT! I take you behind the scenes of the gala, which raised $1.2 MILLION for organizations helping animals in need! Security came along to film, and I got to interview the one and only Bernadette Peters!

• WHY AM I AWAKE AT 3 AM?! Dr. Piano Man and I are officially house hunting again, and apparently buying an apartment is giving me more anxiety than GETTING MARRIED!

• DID WE FIND OUR DREAM HOME?! We finally see an apartment we BOTH love! It's spacious, renovated, in a great area, and we're so excited that I literally cannot sleep. But just wait until you hear what happens NEXT.

• YOUR ANONYMOUS SECRETS! At 3 AM, I ask the kids to send me their deepest, darkest secrets, and OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS DID NOT DISAPPOINT!

Between the green carpet, the apartment search, the shocking secrets, and Security randomly calling me in the middle of the night, this episode is ALL OVER THE PLACE.

Which honestly feels very on brand for me.

And one thing I want to say about the gala: standing there watching these incredible performers, I had a moment where I realized how grateful I am that I never gave up.

There have been SO MANY times in my career when I've wanted to quit. Even this week! But nights like that remind me why I keep going.

So whatever you're working toward, keep believing in yourself. You never know what's around the corner.

Unless what's around the corner is a building full of mice. Then maybe keep looking.

Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Plump Petunia, Holly Simonson, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man!

THE JUST MARRIED TOUR IS COMING!

Las Vegas, San Diego, Dallas and Toronto! New jokes, new games, new chaos, and I can't wait to laugh with you!

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WE'RE BACK FOR THE FINALE PART OF WEDDING SHENANIGANS!!!

Guys, I think we've officially squeezed every last drop out of this wedding. At this point, you've seen so much footage, heard so many stories, and gotten so much behind-the-scenes content that you might as well have been IN MALLORCA WITH US!

But before we officially close the book on our wedding, we have a few more things to discuss.

And this time, I'm bringing in TWO very special guests: my HUSBAND, Dr. Piano Man, and my Maid of Honor, REGINA!!!

Plus, I'm sharing something I think anyone planning a wedding needs to hear: HOW WE SAVED MONEY!

Because let me tell you, I had NO IDEA how expensive weddings were until I started planning one.

In this episode:

• LET'S TALK MONEY! I break down our wedding budget, where we saved money, what we splurged on, and why knowing your budget BEFORE you start planning is the most important thing you can do.

• DR. PIANO MAN JOINS US! My HUSBAND is here to answer your questions! What was his favorite moment? What did he think was worth the money? What would he change? And what did his family REALLY think of our wedding?

• REGINA IS HERE!!! My Maid of Honor joins us to answer YOUR questions, and I officially declare her the greatest Maid of Honor of all time. And trust me, she EARNED that title.

So that's it, guys. THREE EPISODES. COUNTLESS STORIES. ONE INCREDIBLE WEDDING.

The Wedding Shenanigans trilogy is officially COMPLETE!!!

Now what are we going to talk about next week?

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.

Producer shout-outs: Susan Santoro, Veronica and Deanna, Sarah Wetzel, Plum Petunia, Holly Simonson, Tamar Fix, and Dr. Piano Man!

THE JUST MARRIED TOUR IS COMING!

Las Vegas, San Diego, Dallas and Toronto! New jokes, new games, new chaos, and I can't wait to laugh with you!

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