• The Monorail Episode: Baltimore Stadium Deal, Spirit Trade Bethune & DC United Preseason Update
    Feb 17 2026

    Ted and Jon break down Jason Levien's big Baltimore press conference — a 12-15K seat stadium, public money asks, Carmelo Anthony, and zero interim plan for MLS Next Pro. Plus DC United is giving away free tickets to the home opener after spending $11 million on the roster.

    On the pitch: another 0-0 preseason draw against Minnesota, rookie Markovic emerging as a potential starter, and the team beating St. Louis 3-1 behind closed doors — because they can only score when nobody's watching.

    Then: the Washington Spirit trade Bethune to Kansas City. It stings, but this roster is deep enough to handle it.

    Want the extended show? Ted and Jon sit down with Todd Lewis from the Free Kick Pod for a full Philadelphia Union preview ahead of Saturday's home opener — Tiburcio scouting report, the Kai Wagner hole, Champions League in Trinidad against a team literally made up of the defense force, and a score prediction DC fans will like. Available now for $5+ Patreon subscribers at patreon.com/rfkrefugees.

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    35 mins
  • Why Are You Here? I Thought You Were Financially Stable (PREVIEW)
    Feb 13 2026

    Welcome in ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, to RFK Refugees Podcast.

    Ted sits down with Jason Longshore from Soccer Down Here and 92.9 The Game to talk about Atlanta United and how they will look in 2026. They share in the struggles of both teams last season and look ahead to the new division structure, which sees them sharing more matches. This is a free preview, for the full episode head over to our Patreon and contribute at the $5 level.

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    11 mins
  • DC United's Official Kebab Partner & Other Preseason News: Baltimore Announcement, MLS Cuts & the 4-4-2
    Feb 10 2026

    The boys are back and there's actual soccer to talk about. Ted and Jon break down DC United's 0-0 preseason draw against Portland at the Coachella Valley Classic — yes, it was actually broadcast this time. No bounty hunters with iPhones required.

    Up top: DC and Baltimore are cooking something. Jason Levien and the mayor of Baltimore are holding a press conference on February 12th. Next Pro team? Stadium land deal? An official Old Bay-flavored beer partnership? We speculate wildly.

    Then: MLS takes an axe to its Apple TV broadcast operation. A quarter of Spanish language talent cut, MLS 360 in Spanish gone, the wrap-up show gutted, and games being produced out of London. Ted has feelings about the league's inability to invest in content long enough for it to actually grow. Jon just wants the British-style highlight show back.

    On the pitch: Boribo hit the crossbar and looked like the real deal. Jackson Hopkins is roaming free as an 8 with a green light to create. Montaño and Karakawa are still works in progress. And the cameraman provided some of the commentary. We are thankful for whatever we can get.

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    31 mins
  • Is There Another Doctor In The House?
    Jan 27 2026

    Welcome in ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, to RFK Refugees Podcast.

    Ted and Jon dig into Trinity Rodman's record-breaking contract, making her the highest-paid female soccer player in the world, plus a flurry of Spirit roster moves as the team reloads for another championship run. On the DC United side: a new head of recruitment, five centerbacks and counting, and the glaring hole at the #10 position. Will the front office address it now or wait for summer? Plus listener questions and MLS roster rule changes.

    00:00 Introduction and Show Overview

    02:26 Soccer Season Preparations and Fantasy League

    05:25 Patreon and Show Structure

    07:56 Washington Spirit's Recent Developments

    18:01 DC United's Recruitment and Future Plans

    26:15 Introduction and Player Discussions

    28:50 New Acquisitions and Team Strategy

    31:44 Roster Updates and Game Allocation

    34:32 Winter Window Grades and Central Midfield Concerns

    37:17 Roster Rule Changes and Their Implications

    40:12 Final Thoughts and Future Prospects

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    27 mins
  • The Gang Pays $10 Million for a Romanian
    Jan 13 2026

    Welcome in ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, to RFK Refugees Podcast.

    Ted talks about the new record breaking DP signing Louis Munteanu and what he could bring the roster. He also talks about the waiving of David Schnegg and Dominque Badji, possible loan of Kim Joon Hong and much more. If you are Patreon subscriber, head over and enjoy the full episode including a deep dive into the current roster and where the team might be looking next.

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    26 mins
  • Help Wanted!
    Dec 1 2025

    We're hiring a Producer for the 2026 season, this is a paid (not a lot, but!) position with commission potential on advertising. This role will have editing, social media, and live show responsibilities 1x a week during the season. Please send a notice of interest to rfkrefugees@gmail.com.

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    1 min
  • Want RKFR in the offseason? Join our Patreon!
    Nov 6 2025

    We are releasing an offseason episode every 2 weeks for our $5 patron on www.patreon.com/rfkrefugees. Considering joining us! Vamos

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    2 mins
  • A Super Brief Review of DC United in 2025
    Oct 21 2025

    Welcome in ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, to RFK Refugees Podcast.

    Ted and Jon talk very briefly about DC United in 2025 (don't check the runtime). They review the final game, talk roster decisions for 2026, and just what the plan is. They also discuss the future of the show moving into the long cold offseason.

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    1 hr and 31 mins