When the student is ready, Blaine will appear! The insightful party boy, Mike Eaton, joins Blaine to coach up our Christian accountant powerlifter, ERIC! Our muscle Mormon talks about his struggles with chronic fatigue syndrome, how cheating ended his 8 year relationship, the importance of his Christian faith, losing 50 pounds from lifting weights, why he maps out his date conversations, and why he said he was 10 years younger on his Hinge profile! PLUS: Blaine breaks down the value of finding your self worth... and Mike shares his hot take about women on dating apps!

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Would you fail a background check? Today Blaine is joined by Austin's Kait Calabrese to audit Joshua: A technician, aspiring comedian, and former minister with an eclectic job history. He speculates why he has to therapize women he dates, why his marriage fell apart, how Jordan Peterson inspired him to pursue a career in comedy, bombing during a standup set on KILL TONY, getting kicked off Tinder for catfishing other men, the gray area of his sexuality, and why he beat up a guy he met at church. Yikes!

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Can chewing gum help with resting bitch face? The very candid Uncle Lazer joins Blaine to expand the dating horizons of the resilient VAL! Today, we discuss DATE ME DOCS (yikes), dating older divorcees, getting banned from the dating apps, and borrowing your friend's dog to meet men! PLUS: Lazer shares his fondness for breast milk and how he almost married a witch!

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You can't make this stuff up! The dashing Michael Lenoci joins Blaine to figure out the dating life of Boss Lady Shannon + we have the CRAZIEST MATCHMAKING MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF PODCASTING!! Plus, what is Shannon's upper age limit? Why do all her exes have Peter Pan Syndrome? Would you date a man who makes less money than you? Should you Facetime before the date? And is it okay to give dating ultimatums??

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Do you need someone to save you? The very charming Nicky Paris joins Blaine to audit the dating life of gang interventionist and published author, DAVID! They discuss David's upbringing in a rough area of Long Beach, his search for less chaotic relationships, and his possible savior complex. PLUS: Is camping a good date idea? Should you lead with "I think you're gorgeous?" Is it smart to hit on a woman who's running on the beach? AND why you shouldn't post a video of yourself screaming into a canyon on your dating profile!

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Comedian Katherine Blanford joins Blaine to audit the dating life of the most forthcoming single yet, "Sideline" Stuart! The group delves into ethical non-monogamy and Stuart's open relationship with a single mom, crying on the first date, why Stuart's brother has parental control over his phone, and his burgeoning careers in motivational speaking AND taking feet pics on OnlyFans!

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When is the right time to tell someone you're a virgin? Can you get laid if you're unemployed? Is male loneliness a real problem? Is it okay for a single man to own a cat? Are straight men actually just looking for boyfriends? Blaine is joined by the unfiltered (and late bloomer) Lea'h Sampson to audit JACOB! They discuss how growing up with a single, religious mom shaped his dating life and the unsettling reason why Jacob doesn't bring women to his home! PLUS: Blaine shares dating ideas for when you have no money!

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Has your date ever tried to recruit you to their cult?? Blaine is joined by the insightful and funny Allison Wojtowecz to audit the dating life of JENSON! The team brainstorms why he keeps getting ghosted and Jenson shares a bizarre story of trying to return his date's driver's license! Allison also shares a terrible Hinge date story and how the pandemic has affected her dating life! PLUS: Is it okay to ask if you can kiss someone? Is it possible to flirt with an entire group of women? Can spending more time at the grocery store help your love life? AND Jenson's Dating Profile Audit!

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