The boys go insane with the world's most famous clown posse in an all new Modern Day Poets!

The boys are a bit late for the holidays, but that won’t stop them from relying on artificial intelligence to bail them out and write some stories and quizzes for them!

The boys give in to Barbie fever with a riveting tale of being yourself.

The boys take part in a sexy quiz with sexy results, though perhaps they learn a little too much about some of the depravity out there, like holy crap you guys some of y’all’s kinks are just CRAZY.

The boys break down a classic daddy-daughter dance ditty in an all-new Modern Day Poets.

The boys choose an adventure of their very own… this time with zombies!

The gentlemen discuss the ever-changing social media landscape to determine the best way to record their vital thoughts for the benefit of humankind, followed by a magical (and very orange) Earotica, and a choose your own adventure where the choosing… will be deadly. But in a fun way.

The gentlemen relive some of their most memorable summer vacations, discussing all those hotels, motels, inns, and suites that shaped their youth. Then it’s time to resurrect a greatly missed segment as The Pitchmen uncover some scandalously sexy undergarments; and it all wraps up with a much-appreciated quiz to reveal just how bitchy these boys can be.