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Football Ramble

Football Ramble

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The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously. In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style.Stakhanov Industries Ltd Football (Soccer)
Episodes
  • Jack's Encyclopaedia: Manchester derby XI's, Championship managers, and Premier League loyalists
    Jan 16 2026

    After weeks of negotiation, the Luke Nation has agreed to step away from Jack’s Encyclopaedia (for now)...


    But he is in attendance as the greatest game in football podcasting makes it’s 2026 debut. Today, Marcus Mount, Jimbabwe and Cartalonia lock horns in a vigorous punch-up, Pete of Donaco has the whistle firmly between his moist lips. Who will earn the right to play the ever-present Luke Moore?


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    22 mins
  • The Preview Show: A bottle of aftershock
    Jan 16 2026

    It's the Manchester derby this weekend, so how are both sides preparing? Man United have brought back Michael Carrick for another suckle on Sir Alex's teat, all while Pep Guardiola is turning down free bottles of whiskey. Come on Pep, you cannae be turning down a glass of Scotch from young Gary Caldwell.


    Marcus, Jim, David & Pete are here to look ahead to the big game. Meanwhile, Liam Rosenior goes full Jake Humphrey, Pat Nevin stops Duncan Ferguson from setting fire to a hotel, and - in shocking news to the whole of Scotland - the US has banned Buckfast. WHAT?


    Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.


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    48 mins
  • Ramble Reacts: Carabao chaos at Stamford Bridge
    Jan 14 2026

    Arsenal have the advantage after the League Cup semi-final first leg. Marcus and David were treated to five goals in a slightly confusing night at Stamford Bridge.


    We were left wondering whether Chelsea could buy ANOTHER goalkeeper and if Viktor Gyökeres was the correct choice for man of the match. Plus, Álvaro Arbeloa makes an awful start at Real Madrid.


    Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.


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    25 mins

Featured article: Best football podcasts


From lighthearted commentaries to in-depth analyses, our best football podcasts includes a wide range of shows to entertain, educate and inspire you, from kick-off to extra time. Here’s our list of the best football podcasts to hit play on. ....

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Brilliant content. Tackle the serious and the ridiculous with facts and hilarity. I recommend highly.

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Arguably the best football podcast put there, forget all the glitz and glimmer of the sky sports podcasts and listen to these guys! No nonsense opinions and top banter.

Top Rambling

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Funny and informative football podcast. Good length as well at 45 mins , some football podcasts are too long at well over an hour. Has a variety of speakers which rotate so is always different.

Good Podcast

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I've been listening to the Ramble since 2010 and they continue to provide an entertaining but also well informed view of the world football. The jokes, coupled with different lineups each episode mean while there is familiarity each pod isn't the same.

My only negative is that despite listening (and emailing in) for almost 15 years, seeing 3 live shows and meeting the lads, I've still yet to get official friend of the ramble status. Howay lads!

Best football podcast around

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I've been listening since 2010 and the team provide a very enjoyable football podcast at no cost to me. Lots of laughs, with occasional football content.

If Luke could stop interrupting people, it would be even better.

P.S. Southampton are a bigger club than Portsmouth.

Forza Ramble

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