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Football Ramble

Football Ramble

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 The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously. In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny as ever and the Ramble remains as essential as it ever was for football fans everywhere. Join them throughout the week as they discuss the world's biggest football stories in their inimitable style.Stakhanov Industries Ltd Football (Soccer)
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  • My Biddy Aunt: January Transfers

    My Biddy Aunt: January Transfers
    Jan 2 2026

    Everyone bangs about new beginnings when the new year rolls around *cough*Jake Humphrey*cough*, but at Ramble HQ, we actually mean it. David Cartlidge is here making his long-awaited My Biddy Aunt debut!


    Today, Cartlidgenstein declares war on the Democratic Republic of Jimbabwe, with Pete manning the buttons. Will it be a debut win, or will Jim's natural bloody charm swing it?


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    23 mins
  • The Preview Show: Can I get sacked in the morning?

    The Preview Show: Can I get sacked in the morning?
    Jan 2 2026

    Enzo Maresca is set to embark on a new career as a novelist. Will his first book be a tragedy by any chance?


    Today, Pete, who is still covered in Christmas Pâté, is joined by Jim and David to share their thoughts on Chelsea’s decision to part ways with Enzo Maresca. Plus, there is extremely devoted fans and political turmoil at AFCON. Would we wish for anything else?


    Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.


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    43 mins
  • Best of Ramble Uncut 2025

    Best of Ramble Uncut 2025
    Jan 1 2026

    Happy new year Ramblers! Whether you're nursing a hangover like Pete or nursing a sugar crash like Marcus, we've got the tonic for you today with some of our favourite moments from Ramble Uncut over the past 12 months.


    On today's episode, José Mourinho seeks vengeance against Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Clint Hill may or may not take pills, and Carlos Quieroz cannot shake his appetite for Sir Alex Ferguson's milk. Come join us down the Ramble Uncut rabbit hole!


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    Find us on Bluesky, X, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.


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    34 mins

Featured article: Best football podcasts


From lighthearted commentaries to in-depth analyses, our best football podcasts includes a wide range of shows to entertain, educate and inspire you, from kick-off to extra time. Here’s our list of the best football podcasts to hit play on. ....

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Brilliant content. Tackle the serious and the ridiculous with facts and hilarity. I recommend highly.

Top Quala

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Arguably the best football podcast put there, forget all the glitz and glimmer of the sky sports podcasts and listen to these guys! No nonsense opinions and top banter.

Top Rambling

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Funny and informative football podcast. Good length as well at 45 mins , some football podcasts are too long at well over an hour. Has a variety of speakers which rotate so is always different.

Good Podcast

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I've been listening to the Ramble since 2010 and they continue to provide an entertaining but also well informed view of the world football. The jokes, coupled with different lineups each episode mean while there is familiarity each pod isn't the same.

My only negative is that despite listening (and emailing in) for almost 15 years, seeing 3 live shows and meeting the lads, I've still yet to get official friend of the ramble status. Howay lads!

Best football podcast around

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I've been listening since 2010 and the team provide a very enjoyable football podcast at no cost to me. Lots of laughs, with occasional football content.

If Luke could stop interrupting people, it would be even better.

P.S. Southampton are a bigger club than Portsmouth.

Forza Ramble

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