• Ep. 68 - Eldest: Resurgence, Why Do You Fight?, & Black Morning Glory
    Jan 7 2026

    Eragon, you're so sixteen…


    Lucy and Darien would like Eragon to chill out, please, in chapter 38, "Resurgence," chapter 39, “Why Do You Fight?” and chapter 40, “Black Morning Glory.”


    Talking points include placement of dragon scales, lessons in meditation, Eragon getting knocked down a peg, and Saphira taking a turn on the Embarrass Yourself Ride before Eragon hopes right back on.


    Content Warning: This episode contains description of excessive alcohol consumption.


    Sparks of Inspiration

    • Darien reminds everyone they should read Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series.

    • Lucy started reading Circe by Madeline Miller and she's having a great time!

    Share your Sparks of Inspiration or your thoughts about Eragon with us on Instagram ⁠⁠@EragonPod⁠⁠ or send an email to eragonpod@gmail.com (Here it is, Owen!!)


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    Cover art by Luana Pastor




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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Ep. 67 - Eldest: A Maze of Opposition, Hanging by a Thread, & Elva
    Dec 24 2025

    It's all about lace.


    Darien and Lucy are so excited to spend time with Nasuada in chapter 35, “A Maze of Opposition,” chapter 36, “Hanging by a Thread,” and chapter 37, “Elva.”


    Talking points include Darien struggling to remember which British male fantasy writer to credit for a piece of writing advice, how to actually address crime in a community, Nasuada’s fear of magic, a brilliant solution to a complicated problem, and catching up with that baby Eragon accidentally cursed.


    Sparks of Inspiration

    • Lucy is inspired by an incredibly vivid dream

    • Darien plugs The Dragons' Keep again and praises Kelly Barnhill’s When Women Were Dragons.

    Share your Sparks of Inspiration or your thoughts about Eragon with us on Instagram ⁠⁠@EragonPod⁠⁠ or send an email to eragonpod@gmail.com (Here it is, Owen!!)


    Snag your own ⁠EABA merch!⁠


    Help Lucy meet Toothless at Universal Epic Universe AND listen to our bonus episode about Quest for Camelot and When Women Were Dragons by supporting the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/EABA



    Cover art by Luana Pastor



    No portion of this episode may be used for AI training purposes or to create derivative works without express written permission from the creators and co-hosts Lucy Hart and Darien Smartt.

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Ep. 66 - Eldest: The Secret Lives of Ants & Under the Menoa Tree
    Dec 10 2025

    Saphira has a crush.


    Lucy and Darien have SEEN TOO MUCH in chapter 34, “The Secret Lives of Ants,” and chapter 35, “Under the Menoa Tree.”


    Talking points include Saphira being so basic by having a crush on her teacher, speculating on dragon genes and scale color genetics, reading way too much into Eragon having no one to teach him how to shave, Eragon being weirdly voyeuristic, Arya having destinations in mind, and an extensive lecture on why AI is bad, for real.


    Sparks of Inspiration

    • Darien has FINALLY read This is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone. It's as good as everyone says…

    • Lucy appreciates the large cast and vibrant settings of Hades 2.

    Share your Sparks of Inspiration or your thoughts about Eragon with us on Instagram ⁠⁠@EragonPod⁠⁠ or send an email to eragonpod@gmail.com (Here it is, Owen!!)


    Snag your own ⁠EABA merch!⁠


    Help Lucy meet Toothless at Universal Epic Universe AND listen to our dragon bonus episodes by supporting the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/EABA



    Cover art by Luana Pastor



    No portion of this episode may be used for AI training purposes or to create derivative works without express written permission from the creators and co-hosts Lucy Hart and Darien Smartt.

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Ep. 65 - Eldest: On the Crags of Tel'nae'r
    Nov 26 2025

    We need to stop describing disabled characters as “useless.”


    Darien and Lucy are joined by Cache the Dog in chapter 33, “On the Crags of Tel'nae'r.”


    Talking points include the relief of no longer being alone, the EABA commitment to disagree with canon we don't like, manifesting the Disney+ show, Orik being totally responsible actually, examining the reoccurring ableism in the text, a little bit of Brom backstory, and a very indignant Pomeranian Yorkie making his displeasure known in the background (we're sorry).


    Sparks of Inspiration

    • Lucy enjoys the energy to dedicate to creative pursuits and crafting an improved character backstory.

    • Darien loves Devin Elle Kurtz’s The Bakery Dragon and the Fairy Cake.

    Share your Sparks of Inspiration or your thoughts about Eragon with us on Instagram ⁠⁠@EragonPod⁠⁠ or send an email to eragonpod@gmail.com (Here it is, Owen!!)


    Snag your own ⁠EABA merch!⁠


    Help Lucy meet Toothless at Universal Epic Universe AND listen to our bonus episode about The Bakery Dragon and the Fairy Cake by supporting the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/EABA




    Cover art by Luana Pastor




    No portion of this episode may be used for AI training purposes or to create derivative works without express written permission from the creators and co-hosts Lucy Hart and Darien Smartt.


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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Ep. 64 - Eldest: Conviction, Repercussions, & Exodus
    Nov 12 2025

    Peak Folk Hero


    Lucy and Darien are ready to answer the call in chapter 29, “Conviction,” chapter 30, “Repercussions,” and chapter 31, “Exodus.”


    Talking points include the cousins having different days, Roran’s growing resentment of Eragon, a study in character conviction, an incredible call to action, and a casual reminder of the political and moral stance of the hosts (with an invitation to find free entertainment elsewhere if needed).


    Sparks of Inspiration

    • Darien recommends all makers read Every Tool's a Hammer: Life is What You Make It by Adam Savage

    • Lucy shouts out the interesting dragon lore in Emma Hamm’s Fire Heart

    Share your Sparks of Inspiration or your thoughts about Eragon with us on Instagram ⁠⁠@EragonPod⁠⁠ or send an email to eragonpod@gmail.com (Here it is, Owen!!)


    Snag your own ⁠EABA merch!⁠


    Help Lucy meet Toothless at Universal Epic Universe AND listen to bonus episodes about The Legend of Zelda and Spirited Away by supporting the show on Patreon: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/EABA





    Cover art by Luana Pastor



    No portion of this episode may be used for AI training purposes or to create derivative works without express written permission from the creators and co-hosts Lucy Hart and Darien Smartt.

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Ep. 63 - Eldest: Queen Islanzadí & Out of the Past
    Oct 29 2025

    Arya’s secret is out!


    Darien and Lucy discover some secrets of the elves Eldest chapter 27, “Queen Islanzadí,” and chapter 28, “Out of the Past.”


    Talking points include the big reveal, Arya being manipulated into forgiveness, Eragon’s ever-present crush, a new werecat friend, the weight of inheritance, Orik being a Grade-A friend, and ANOTHER DRAGON?!


    Sparks of Inspiration

    • Lucy acknowledges the value of unwavering pettiness.

    • Darien sings the praises of Milicent Patrick and The Lady from the Black Lagoon by Mallory O'Meara

    Share your Sparks of Inspiration or your thoughts about Eragon with us on Instagram ⁠⁠@EragonPod⁠⁠ or send an email to eragonpod@gmail.com (Here it is, Owen!!)


    Snag your own ⁠EABA merch!⁠


    Help Lucy meet Toothless at Universal Epic Universe AND listen to bonus episodes about The Legend of Zelda and Spirited Away by supporting the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/EABA




    Cover art by Luana Pastor




    No portion of this episode may be used for AI training purposes or to create derivative works without express written permission from the creators and co-hosts Lucy Hart and Darien Smartt.


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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Ep. 62 - Eldest: Arrow to the Heart, The Dagshelgr Invocation, & The Pinewood City,”
    Oct 15 2025

    Arya has a secret.


    Darien and Lucy go deeper into the woods in Eldest chapter 24, “Arrow to the Heart,” chapter 25, “The Dagshelgr Invocation,” and chapter 26, “The Pinewood City.”


    Talking points include the best strategy for world building/info dumping, hammering out the timeline, examining metaphor in the death of the gyrfalcon, a good use of Eragon waking up, a hood not being enough of a disguise, forest orgy, and elven architecture.


    Sparks of Inspiration

    • Darien wants everyone to know that Hades 2 is good.

    • Lucy finds inspiration with Moonlight Cottage ASMR https://youtube.com/@moonlightcottageasmr?si=5RdXW9nZefarcWDl


    Share your Sparks of Inspiration or your thoughts about Eragon with us on Instagram ⁠⁠@EragonPod⁠⁠ or send an email to eragonpod@gmail.com (Here it is, Owen!!)


    Snag your own ⁠EABA merch!⁠


    Help Lucy meet Toothless at Universal Epic Universe AND listen to bonus episodes about The Legend of Zelda and Spirited Away by supporting the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/EABA



    Cover art by Luana Pastor



    No portion of this episode may be used for AI training purposes or to create derivative works without express written permission from the creators and co-hosts Lucy Hart and Darien Smartt.

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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Ep. 61 - Eldest: His Enemy's Face
    Oct 8 2025

    Six days, Roran?!


    Lucy and Darien are helpless as everything goes wrong in Eldest chapter 23, “His Enemy's Face.”


    Talking points include reflecting on the first real series impact of inheritance, you, who is holding onto hope, some idle speculation about what Roran and Katrina do off page, the clever chapter title, and Sloane being the worst for real.


    Sparks of Inspiration

    • Lucy is creatively inspired by this book!

    • Darien is creatively inspired by listening to “Your Idol” from the K-Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack on repeat.


    Share your Sparks of Inspiration or your thoughts about Eragon with us on Instagram ⁠⁠@EragonPod⁠⁠ or send an email to eragonpod@gmail.com (Here it is, Owen!!)


    Snag your own ⁠EABA merch!⁠


    Help Lucy meet Toothless at Universal Epic Universe AND listen to bonus episodes about The Legend of Zelda by supporting the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/EABA


    Cover art by Luana Pastor




    No portion of this episode may be used for AI training purposes or to create derivative works without express written permission from the creators and co-hosts Lucy Hart and Darien Smartt.


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    1 hr