The latest victim to face-off Sarah in the kitchen quickly takes the upper-hand with her blue Balenciaga bag and cunning intimidation tactics. Audio erotica superstar and published writer Veronika Kelemen was raised with the Eastern European survival skills (and stomach lining) to digest Sarah's attempt at a Hungarian Dobos Torte.

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2:57 Setting the Safe Word & Addressing Veronika's Doubts of Sarah
4:23 The Infamous Un-Sellable Blue Balenciaga Bag
9:52 Intimidation
11:24 A Catastrophic Breakup Story
17:53 Writing Audio Erotica for Dipsea
24:49 Dating in the UK vs. the US
26:04 The Formative Short Bus Experience
29:26 Eastern European Survival vs. Supermodels
31:37 Cosmetic Procedures & Privilege
34:55 Eastern European Childhood Rules & The Pledge
39:05 The Family Poop Chart
42:40 The Angelina Jolie Dress
47:05 Battered Woman

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Comedian Hunter Hills braves the kitchen to fuel himself up on two essential food groups: milk & meat. Armed with tales from being on the road with Iliza Schlesinger and from the shock of discovering his grandpa was CIA...Hunter is ready to face his biggest challenge: peanut butter b00bs.

Bits & Bobs:
1:10 Baking Peanut Butter Blossoms/B00Bs
2:20 Breast Milk Bit
3:02 Getting Tricked into Standup
5:11 Touring with Iliza Shlesinger
8:20 The Extreme Birthday Kidnapping Story
14:50 Worst Heckles & Stage Disasters
19:13 Grandpa's CIA Secret
24:44 Let It Rest: Hot Takes on Society & Dog Ages
30:11 Battered Woman
31:15 Key Ingredients: The 2013 Horsemeat Scandal
38:28 Meeting CIA Agents in Europe
41:09 Female vs. Male Comic Tours aka Blueberries and Water
42:48 "Honey I didn't cheat aren't you proud of me"
44:44 Deep Secrets Podcast

Happy Gobbleween Vultures. It's a hard time of year for John Goblikon, as much misunderstanding of the Goblin culture is afoot. He thinks he may have depression, but that's ok because so do we all. Sarah makes a NYC rat cake for John, which stirs up deep emotions surrounding Goblin dating culture (aka Rye Bread aka Raya), Reddit, and long-distance family relationships (other galaxies). The duo Let it Rest, give Key Ingredients, and Batter Thy Woman, as always. It's spooky. Enjoy.

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Crucial Appropriations:
2:43 - Feeling Deserted & Mental Health
3:43 - Making Chocolate Rat Cake
6:15 - Dating Goblins & Relationships
11:38 - RyeBread Dating App (Raya)
13:36 - Favorite Podcast Guests
16:34 - Guest Caveats & Roast
18:51 - Family & Goblin Moms
20:27 - Putting Hair in a Ponytail
22:46 - Halloween Stigma
25:23 - Reclaiming Goblin Season
30:24 - Living in New York vs. LA
36:43 - Key Ingredients: The Rats Subreddit
42:03 - Let It Rest
51:32 - Battered Woman: Failed Roasting
54:14 - Eating the Rat Cake & John Escapes