We’re opening barbershops and definitely going to become millionaires. Someone eats Kevin Bacon. We learn how to politely go for a poo. We’re starting a meme that will definitely not get us in trouble.

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Katie Green tells us why she’s never had a boyfriend. Tom doesn’t know how prawns work. Freddy’s never been lost in lego.

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We are the King now.

Terry Christian everyone.

Hatty is back! And she’s got stories! Tom has been very stupid. Freddy has discovered something new.

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Dave Longley’s here so it’s obviously a very spicy one.

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Mick Miller regales us with tales from his time working with Tommy Cooper and playing football for Stanley Matthews. Rob gets shit in his eye.

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It’s a very dwarf heavy episode this week. Sky Sports have been misogynistic and we simply cannot have that. Freddy has a Christmas rule.

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We’re still reeling from the Terry Christian episode. A Haitian woman makes a bed out of hot pot. We try and order a guillotine.Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpodGet in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.com