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Caffeine Controversy

Caffeine Controversy

By: Cara and Levi Garrett
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Welcome to Caffeine & Controversy — where an 80s baby/millennial married couple gathers in “the basement” (yes, wood paneling included) to overshare, overthink, and over-caffeinate their way through trauma from our mamas, life choices we’re still unpacking, and pop culture chaos.

Raised on dial-up, reality TV, and emotional damage, this is just the continuation of the tradition.

Messy, caffeinated, unfiltered. New episodes every Monday.

Cara and Levi Garrett 2026
Episodes
  • Podcast About Nothing
    Jun 1 2026

    Levi and Cara spiral from perimenopause brain fog, GLP-1 side effects, and birthday expectations into a wildly unhinged conversation about ho phases, bar fights, getting kicked out of churches, online dating as a bigger girl, generational trauma, bad exes, relationship roles, and why being the “responsible one” is exhausting. Along the way they debate modern music, body confidence, growing up too fast, surviving your 40s, and the reality that most people are just stacking inherited dysfunction on top of fresh adult chaos. Somehow it all circles back to marriage, weirdness, and why being normal sounds deeply overrated. Timestamps: 00:00:00 — Pepcid, Perimenopause & Running on Deadlines 00:02:54 — Ho Phases, Villain Origins & Life Choices 00:10:14 — Trauma, Exes & Learning How to Be a Partner 00:32:00 — Who Actually Runs This Relationship? 00:33:42 — Grief, Strong Mothers & The Weight of Family 00:39:25 — Fat Kids, Friend Groups & Personality as a Survival Skill 00:47:10 — A Podcast About Nothing (And Being Proudly Weird)

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    52 mins
  • Can't Fix Stupid
    May 25 2026

    This week on Caffeine Controversy, Levi and Cara go from black cat chaos to a surprisingly deep conversation about mental health, burnout, and why adulthood feels like one long decompression session.

    After watching the documentary Sky King, they unpack the story of the airport employee who stole a plane during a mental health crisis, leading into a candid discussion about workplace pressure, economic exhaustion, emotional suppression, and the lack of safe spaces for men to talk openly about mental health.

    Levi shares personal experiences with grief, therapy, and surviving multiple unaliving attempts, while both hosts explore how outdated expectations, burnout, and constant doom scrolling are shaping mental health across generations.

    Also included:

    • Retail burnout & work-life decompression
    • Kids not knowing checks, checkbooks, or senior pictures
    • Final Destination fears & millennial coping skills
    • Spectrum-coded grandparents, NSYNC nostalgia & late-night news memories
    • Mama Levi wisdom: “You can fix ugly, but you can’t fix stupid.”

    At its core, Episode 7 is about surviving modern life, navigating mental health, and figuring out how to keep going when everyone’s just a little burnt out.

    As always: caffeine comes first, the filter does not.

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    40 mins
  • The O Word
    May 18 2026

    This week on Caffeine Controversy, Levi and Cara dive headfirst into body positivity, fat liberation, perimenopause burnout, and the internet’s latest obsession: Jillian Michaels vs. the “O word.”

    The episode kicks off in classic chaotic fashion with Cara describing her brain as “mush” from perimenopause while Levi questions whether he’s been emotionally numb since birth. Between jokes about hating people at work, reclaiming emotional energy, and being the villain in other people’s origin stories, the duo spiral into a surprisingly honest conversation about burnout, neurodivergence, and no longer having the energy to pretend to care.

    From there, things get deeper.

    After watching the viral Jubilee debate featuring Jillian Michaels and advocates from the body positivity/fat liberation space, Levi and Cara unpack why the conversation felt so messy — and why internet discourse around weight has become increasingly extreme. They discuss the difference between body positivity and fat liberation, why terms like “obese” spark controversy online, and how social media often turns real advocacy into outrage bait.

    Cara reflects on her own experience living in a larger body with lipolymphedema, navigating surgeries, mobility issues, and the judgment that comes with existing outside society’s “acceptable” standards. Levi opens up about his own 250-pound weight loss journey, bodybuilding, emotional eating, and how health isn’t always visible from the outside.

    Together, they argue that everybody deserves dignity regardless of size — while also acknowledging that health is complex, personal, and often weaponized online from both sides of the debate.

    Also included:

    • Levi admitting he started a “fat supremacy group” in college
    • Perimenopause apparently exposing hidden ADHD/autism traits
    • Why skinny talk can be just as toxic as fat talk
    • Airport wheelchair discourse
    • The emotional damage of BMI culture
    • “The O Word” becoming the most dramatic phrase on the internet
    • And yet another reminder that both hosts desperately want to quit their jobs

    At its core, “The O Word” is less about weight and more about identity, judgment, burnout, and trying to exist in a world that constantly comments on people’s bodies.

    As always: caffeine comes first, the filter does not.

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    28 mins
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