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Ask The Nincompoops

Ask The Nincompoops

Yazan: Andy Stanton & Carrie Quinlan
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A riotously funny all-ages podcast where Andy Stanton (author of the Mr Gum books, extremely bright) and Carrie Quinlan (of Radio 4, also extremely bright) allow children (not bright) to ask any questions that they want the answers to. Who invented cheese? What are trees for and why are they everywhere? What’s the opposite of a kettle?


Using their immense brains, Andy and Carrie will answer the questions your children ask. The only catch? They’ll do it very, very badly.


If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to askthenincompoops@gmail.com - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!


Reviewers call the show ‘amazing,” ‘so good”, and “the best podcast on Planet Earth.” Even the ACTUAL REAL newspaper FOR CLEVER ADULTS, The Guardian, said it's "hilariously surreal...a child-friendly twist on Vic-and-Bob."


Picked as one of the BEST PODCASTS FOR CHILDREN by The Huffington Post, The Guardian's BEST PODCASTS FOR KIDS, and a British Podcast Award nominee for BEST FAMILY PODCAST.


Love from

Carrie and Andy

(aka the Nincompoops)

xx

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    Term 4 Lesson 7: Do Clouds Have Feelings?
    17 Oct 2026

    Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.


    But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer.


    Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE.


    This episode's questions are...


    • DO CLOUDS HAVE FEELINGS? (Felix, age 10 and Inny, age 8)
    • HOW DOES A RADIO WORK? (Abigail, age 11)
    • HOW DO PLANTS GROW? (Alex, age 9)


    It's time to....ASK THE NINCOMPOOPS!


    This podcast is suitable for all the family.

    If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to askthenincompoops@gmail.com - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    Term 4 Lesson 6: Why Are There Speed Limits?
    10 Oct 2026

    Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.


    But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer.


    Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE.


    This episode's questions are...


    • WHY ARE THERE SPEED LIMITS? (Teddy, age 6)
    • HOW ARE COLOURS MADE? (Charlie, age 7)
    • HOW WERE CHAIRS INVENTED? (Will, age 13)


    It's time to....ASK THE NINCOMPOOPS!


    This podcast is suitable for all the family.

    If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to askthenincompoops@gmail.com - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    Term 4 Lesson 5: Who Invented Food?
    3 Oct 2026

    Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.


    But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer.


    Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE.


    This episode's questions are...


    • WHO INVENTED FOOD? (Felix, 11)
    • WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT EMOTIONS? (Isobel, 10)
    • WHY ARE TREES CALLED TREES? (Seren, age 7)


    It's time to....ASK THE NINCOMPOOPS!


    This podcast is suitable for all the family.

    If you have a question you want these two geniuses to ask, just send it, with your name and age, to askthenincompoops@gmail.com - and we'll try to answer them in an upcoming episode!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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So funny perfect for kids 6-12
Very clever jokes amazing presentation and herleirus silly questions

Best Podcast Ever😍😂😜

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Its soooooooooo funny !!!🤪i love it so good i sometimes laugh so much my tummy hurts listening to this please make a new series written by 11yr old

Amazing and hilarious

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This podcast is a really entertaining podcast for children all ages and always funny to listen too

Extremely entertaining podcast

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it's really funny and good. I love it because they think ot really funny stories for the answers every one will like it forever and ever

it's so good to hear brilliant qeschons andansers

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Huu hi kggvvv h y y y y h u j h I h h
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Best two people in the world (9 yr old in Tunbridge Wells )soo yeah guys 😊

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