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Witchetty-Woo
- Narrated by: Geoffrey Boyes
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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Summary
Bruce thinks he is helping mankind and playing his part in saving the planet when he develops his serum for speeding up the development of lab-grown cultured meat.
What Bruce has actually done is send us to the bottom of the food chain. Well, not all the way to the bottom. We are still above ducks. Nobody gets eaten by a duck.
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- Nick
- 01-10-22
A brilliant out back adventure
Simon has nailed it yet again!! The narrator knocked it out of the park as well. This is such a great adventure. It’s like a bit of tremors mixed with crocodile Dundee and a dash of tmnt secret ooze mutations. I would love to see choggy in real life just to see his eyebrows in action. The many descriptions of these are great. I love the secret plan of getting the signatures from the residents whilst feeling zero guilt. I’ve learnt a couple of things as well, if it smells funky, you need antibiotics and if you want to be crowned as the mayor, you’ll need a pineapple
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- Fred Jones
- 15-10-22
Monstrous fun
Yet another winner from Simon Carr. Not his funniest book but his best so far and the narrator is perfect. Think tremors meets Eight legged freaks with a touch of Mothra thrown in all set in a forgotten outback town. The usual idiotic heroes, a psychotic kangaroo, zombie rabbit and pineapple of leadership, with a science gone wrong plot and gruesome deaths what's not to love. Simon makes fun of all the monster movies you have ever seen but with great style. Minor characters are routinely used as creature fodder, heroes pose with flames in the background, and It is all science and big businesses fault. Loved it. Brilliant fun. Geoffrey Boyes does a superb job and is perfect. Keep it up I love these books
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- Becky
- 06-11-22
Funny scary.
Funny. Scary. Strange characters. Qwerty events. Silly. Gross. Even violent. Eaten by insects. Yes, very gross. You'll love it!
I received an Audible version of this book from the author through Story Origin. The narrator was outstanding. 5 stars for him.
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- Nemesis
- 04-07-23
A twisted adventure!
Prepare for a wild ride as Simon Carr's "Witchetty-Woo" takes you on a twisted adventure filled with unexpected consequences and a dash of dark humor. Carr's writing is sharp and witty, keeping you hooked from start to finish, while Geoffrey Boyes brings the characters to life with his captivating narration. Don't miss this delightfully bizarre tale that will leave you questioning your next meal... and hoping to avoid any encounters with ducks.
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- Daniel Lawson
- 25-02-23
🤩A funny scary fantastic time🤩
Now this book is funny Scary and fantastic. The story is epic. Narration is on point. I really enjoyed this book and I definitely recommend it to buy. What a ride this one was. Hope to see more of this in the future. Excellent Book. Max Stars
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- Laura
- 13-10-22
Amusing Horror Story
I found this story entertaining. Simon Carr wrote a tale in which his main protagonist, named Bruce, planned to help mankind when things went wrong. The story was amusing and horrifying at the same time, but also thought-provoking as it pointed to the possible danger posed by science experimentation. Geoffrey Boyes' narration was great, and his performance added to the story's entertainment. I was given a free copy of the audiobook, and I have voluntarily posted this review.
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- Susan Sisler
- 28-09-22
Wacky Aussie Humor combined with crazy Scifi tale
What can you say ! The story is wild, the dialog bizarre, and only an Aussie would know what a witchetty grub is.... Good tucker!
Unbutton your brain, crawl out of your box and allow this tale to consume you. If your mind is too constrained, it will surely give you a headache.!
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