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What On Earth?

An Alien's Guide to Fixing Britain

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'Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time' Independent

Greetings, life-form! My name is Count Binface. I am not Nigel Farage.

I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come to conquer Clacton-on-Sea.
It's not that I want to do this - you need me to. Because the one thing everyone can agree on right now is that Earth is in an absolute state.

In this book, I share my story for the first time, my political beliefs and even the occasional recipe, in return for a reasonable - nay, bargain - amount of Earth currency.

So settle down, grab a 99 flake (pledged to always be 99p), and let's make your planet Count.

'Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin' Rory Stewart

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Count Binface in his steely, glimmering, elusiveness is both a galactically intimidating - and curiously heartening symbol of the future of British politics - #believeinthebin
A really funny book, full of great comic ideas and sometimes surprising common sense
Count Binface is out of this world
Halfway through this book I actually started thinking Binface had some brilliant ideas...he had me at "London Bridge should be renamed Phoebe Waller"
There are about twenty jokes on every page. Very funny
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Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time
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Our future leader, Count Binface, delivers a compelling rendition of his book. Funny and genuinely interesting.

A majestic narration

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Brilliantly funny and narrated by the Great Count hisself, Highly recommended to all who needs a laugh

Out of this world

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Fun, intelligent and deftly delivered.

Genuinely agree that there is more sense here than in most political manifestos - would happily listen to much more

Excellent: sensible policies for a better quadrant

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Highly entertaining. Talks a lot of ridiculous sense. Fingers crossed for a Count Binface government!

Packed with jokes

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The best political memoir ever!

Essential reading for the future of mankind!

Also, rather hilarious

Awesome!

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