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Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers

Narrated by: Phil Thron
Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
Categories: Comedy, Other
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Summary

Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers tackles the subjects that other baby audiobooks ignore:

  • Why you shouldn't touch the wand in the sonogram room 
  • The exact moment your opinion no longer counts 
  • How friends and family will respond to the news 
  • How TV and baby classes have lied to us 
  • Which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room 
  • How to convert diapers into usable guilt 
  • How to insure your child says your name first 
  • And much, much more  

Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers includes a special twin version of fatherhood in the event that you are so much a man that you knocked up your wife twice at the same time. 

Don't go into fatherhood unprepared; listen Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers today and know what to expect before it's too late.

©2012 Benjamin Wallace (P)2019 Benjamin Wallace

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  • steven
  • 22-02-19

absolutely amazing

Being not only an expectant father and a fan of both the narrator and author, I loved this book. everyone needs to read this, its fonking hilarious and full of great tips.

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  • Anonymous User
  • 27-08-19

Entertaining and usefull one

Really liked it, almost made me binge it. Hope the abvices in it ll work...

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  • Claudio Novoa
  • 03-06-19

Funny

it's much more funny than useful, really. But the narrator makes it worth the time tho

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  • Corinn Grabow
  • 10-06-19

that's not what toxoplasmosis is... but

it's still a really funny book with good advice. it made me laugh out loud!