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Summary

Shoot first. Fight dirty. Get paid.

Bronco is a gun-slinging wastelander of dubious moral character and questionable sanity...and he is here to show you how to survive and thrive in the strangest of futures.

This guide contains useful information on a variety of topics such as scavenging tactics, guns and ammo, dystopian societies, psycho mutants, bloodthirsty cannibals, and radiation zombies.

Get ready for tall tales of gratuitous violence, misguided heroism, foul language, rampant hedonism, and heavy doses of gallows humor in this bizzaro take on the post-apocalypse.

©2015 Sean-Michael Argo (P)2016 Sean-Michael Argo

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amazing book

loved it, the whole book is very well written. it's by far one of my favorites.

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  • Lori
  • 06-03-17

Fun and Very Entertaining

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This was just a fun listen. Unusual and interesting. Not quite what I was expecting. But it turned out to be thoroughly enjoyable and very entertaining. The book blurbs description was perfect. Completely different from any other post society collapse books I have read.

A fun, humorous and somewhat semi-educational look at Bronco's rules of the wasteland in which he lives and some things he thinks you might want to know in case of a SHTF world. Not that I would take everything said seriously. Bronco has his own twisted and humorous thoughts on his post apocalyptic world as well as a little out of the box thinking on the collapse of society.

The narration was great. The sound effects added to the overall enjoyment. Teresa Duff and John Alan Martinson Jr. were the perfect compliment to each other. The narration made the book.

I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator or publisher.

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  • Mary Karowski
  • 11-02-17

Zombielandish set of rules to live by

I loved all the references to 80's post apocalypse movies and current video games. I got a kick out of the rules and the narrations. The random sound effects were very amusing. Over all a highly recommended romp through the apocalypse. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.

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  • The Lone Mopper
  • 02-02-17

My New Survival Bible?

What did you love best about Wasteland Survival Guide?

“I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.”

First I want to clarify that despite my moniker, I am not a Dennis!
Thank you and I hope you have a great day.

You will understand this at about 1 hour and 45 minutes into the presentation.

Now on to my review:
I am going to buy the print version of this book to put in my 'Go-Bag" so when the mutant, raiders, marauders and zombies come for me I will be prepared.......to die laughing.

This is a great book and the narration is a level above, they are not narrators they are story tellers which I hold in higher regard.

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  • jonathandmcgowan
  • 04-01-17

Entertaining as radioactive hell

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yep its funny

What did you like best about this story?

The world building and the two narrators playing off one another.

What does John Alan Martinson Jr. and Teresa Duff bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

A funny performance

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Broncos "wedding night"

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great buy for fans of the genra

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  • Atari
  • 03-01-17

Be Prepared, It's Coming, A Must Have for Survival

If you are anything like myself, you know there is more to what's really going on. The inevitable is coming and you need information to tell you what's going on and tells it like it is! This is not only a guide, its a hilarious, entertaining and informative enchiridion that provides anecdotes you can relate to. I not only like the rugged relatable narrator who's as real as they come, but the feminine narrator lends to an alternative point of view also skilled in survival, quick wit and strength. A must in your survival knowledge collection!!!

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  • Nicole Hulet
  • 03-01-17

Hilarious and engaging

This audiobook is full of truth, as well as a great deal of humor. As I was listening to it, I found it quite difficult to stop because it was very entertaining and genuinely interesting. The narrating is superb, and is one of the reasons I enjoyed listening.

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  • Eric J.
  • 24-12-17

Wizo11

I, like many others, was attracted to this due to its similarity to the post-apocalyptic Fallout game series. To this extent, it delivers! The guide covers many interesting topics that are easily deemed important to wasteland survival. It could have used more stories around how the narrator decided these were important, as these side stories were my favorite part. This could be a great first book in a series that takes off in its story after this installment.

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  • Giovanni
  • 19-09-17

Really funny!

I didn't really have any idea what I was getting into when I purchased this audiobook. Sean-Michael Argo has delivered a post-apocalyptic comedy masterpiece, with an outstanding performance by John Martinson of his character Bronco. I'd really like to hear more of Bronco's stories. This audiobook is just hilarious, especially if you're a fan of the genre.

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  • Marcus Johansen
  • 12-09-17

Hillarious! LOL

I really didn't know what I was getting into when I played this one, but was pleasantly surprised by the performance. I was on a road trip when I played this, and it was just funny looking out across the landscape and imagining all this post-apocalyptic ridiculousness happening. Great fun!

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  • Reg
  • 12-07-17

Seriously Good Advice

Shoot first. Fight dirty. Get paid. Bronco’s advice will help you stay alive in a post-apocalyptic future like no other you’ve read about. Along the way you will hear about all of the different and new cultures that have popped up since the end of civilization and how to manipulate, trade with or kill them. You will also hear about how society broke down in the first place and a little about what happened afterwards. But mostly, you will be entertained by the stories of what happens to people who don’t follow Bronco’s advice.

This was a very entertaining listen with excellent narration! I would love to hear more about this crazy world that Sean-Michael Argo has created and John Alan Martinson and Theresa Duff brought to life.

I received this audiobook for free through Audiobook Boom! in exchange for an honest review.