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Summary

Danni Keller is half vampire, half succubus, and a full hot mess.

When Danni was younger she thought being a vampire could be kind of fun. You stay young forever, live in a castle, and play by your own rules.

Then, she was turned into one, and while the eternally young part is true, there's no castle. She's not supposed to talk about her age, she can't tell anyone what she is, and with an overprotective sire like hers, she can't even have a job or go shopping without a babysitter.

Danni knows it's for her own good and all, since bad guys are always trying to kill her, the sun burns like hell, she still can't eat human food without becoming gravely ill, and she's not exactly your run-of-the-mill vampire, but a hybrid with all kinds of extra issues, but still...

Is it too much to ask for a girl to have a cupcake?

Dive into this dark paranormal romantic comedy series today.

©2018 Crystal-Rain Love (P)2021 Crystal-Rain Love

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not great

interesting story, funny in places but non existent in the romance department, the main characters argue constantly and every time they start to get close or have a kiss we suddenly skip to an hour later, won't buy the rest of the series

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The beginning of a monster

The first was good trashy fun but the cracks start to form in the second. They get worse in the third. But dani and rider start to become more and more unlikable. It becomes pretty frustrating. By about the end of this half way into the third you realise dani and rider have pretty much never been happy together. It screams of an emotionally abusive relationship.

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  • ~Sandra~
  • 31-03-22

Vampire girl problems

I so want to like this book series, I am on the second one but the girl is so annoying. She says and does the most dumbest things. She is way to uppity. She actually seems a little bipolar. The book makes me a little bit annoyed and I wish I could beat this chics butt and knock her down a peg or two. I don’t think I’m going to be able to finish the book. She jumps to conclusions all the time , doesn’t even allow people to finish what they need to say. And makes the worst mistakes ever!!

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  • Ms.V
  • 22-10-21

Awesome

Absolutely love this narrator and story collectively. Just wish the rest was available in audible because I can't go without hearing this vs reading lol

P.s. can't get enough of Daniel!

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  • Ali
  • 28-09-21

Female lead

Honestly I wanted to like these books I saw someone recommended them on TikTok and I was excited about it but I just can’t I made it to the second book but I couldn’t keep going the female lead gets on my nerves so much I can’t even enjoy the book

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  • UUCT
  • 17-05-21

Hilarious!!

I love this series and I can’t wait for the third to be out on audible!!! They are hilarious and make my morning commute seem like a flash! I’ve even listened at work a few times and find myself laughing out loud (literally), good thing my office buddy is out on maternity leave! Haha