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There Is No Cat

Schrödinger's Catastrophe and Other Stories

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There Is No Cat

By: Gene Doucette
Narrated by: Steve Carlson
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About this listen

A region of space with different laws of physics. A child’s story about black holes. An interoffice memorandum presaging the end of the world. An alien named Gerald.

These are some of the stories you’ll find in There Is No Cat, a collection of short fiction by Gene Doucette. Each story is unique, both in the topic and the telling, as Gene never seems to approach his stories the same way twice. See what our world looks like from the perspective of a newly self-aware nanobot, or the eyes of a precocious child. Read between the lines of corporate-speak for news of an impending apocalypse. Find out what happens when cause-and-effect stops working.

There Is No Cat is funny, sometimes dark, often thought-provoking, and always interesting. The only thing missing is a cat.

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