Test for Alistair: 1) How can I stop Mum and Dad discovering that I am the thickest one in the family? a) Cheat at all my exams? b) Change my family? c) Make big brother and sister fail their exams too?
2) Why does big sister Mel need total silence while she's revising? a) So she can sleep? b) So she can hear phone ring when boyfriend no. 103,244 calls? c) Because she's training to be a nun?
3) Should Mum shave the beard off a goat before she cooks it for her latest TV chef project? a) Yes, because whiskers are difficult to pick out of your teeth? b) Don't care, because I'm never eating goat? c) No, because the beard soaks up the gravy?
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