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  • The Vampire's Fake Fiancée

  • Nocturne Falls, Book 5
  • By: Kristen Painter
  • Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
  • Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (65 ratings)
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Summary

Welcome to Nocturne Falls, the town that celebrates Halloween 365 days a year.

The tourists think it's all a show: the vampires, the werewolves, the witches, the occasional gargoyle flying through the sky. But the supernaturals populating the town know better.

Living in Nocturne Falls means being yourself. Fangs, fur, and all.

Sebastian Ellingham isn't known for being a happy vampire. And when his long estranged wife returns expecting to pick up where they left off, things take a sharp turn toward cranky. Sure he's been protecting her for centuries, but her assumption that he's still available (he is) rankles.

His answer is to hire a woman to play his fiancée. The lucky victim is Tessa Blythe, sister of one of the town's deputies, librarian in need of a job and, oh yes, reluctant Valkyrie. Playing along with Sebastian is all about the end game: earning the position of Dean of Library Studies at the local private academy.

When unexpected sparks fly between them, they agree to mutually deny the attraction. Fate, however, has other plans....

©2016 Kristen Painter (P)2016 Kristen Painter

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A slight but sweet romance

If you're a fan of the series you will probably like this. For me the story was a bit too slight and obvious with few true obstacles. It reads more like a very slight M&B with supernatural elements. It's fine, but not quite enough there with which to really engage.

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Amusing but predictable

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes, light hearted and a feel good book

Did the narration match the pace of the story?

mostly

Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

happy

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its a good series but once you have read one you know pretty much what will happen in the rest. Still got them all though as they are nice listening and entertaining.

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Wow

I love this book it is one of the best in the series I was looking forward to reading about Hugh brother all we need is a book about Julian best book I've read in a long time

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Excellent!

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Loved this book, it was so funny and so good. I really liked Sebastian, he's a great character and we finally got to meet the infamous Evangeline! Really did not like her! Loved Tessa though and her adorable little kitten Duncan. Can't wait for more in this series!

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Erm, disappointed

I'm sorry to say that after listening to all five books in the Nocturne Falls Series by Kristen Painter I must admit that these five, cute, and well written stories are going to be returned.
If I was looking for a gentle PG rated introduction to romantic fiction for a young teenager then this series is perfect.

There is no doubt in my opinion that this author is talented and Kristen Painter paired with the wonderful vocal performances of B.J. Harrison has been lovely.😐

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