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  • How to Kill Your Inner Basic B*tch
  • By: G. L. Lambert
  • Narrated by: Patrick Stevens
  • Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (41 ratings)
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Summary

*All-New Audiobook Version - Contains new bonus chapters including "Dating Advice for Your 20s", "Relationship Strategy for Your 30s" & "How to Get Back Together After a Breakup" and much more! 

This book is the ultimate crash course on how to destroy your basic ways and hit reset in all aspects of your life. This is a hard, unflinching, punch to the gut that will break you out of your old typical habits and show you step by step how to jump-start your life by becoming a confident, take-no-prisoners, warrior queen. 

Are you basic? You don’t think so at first inspection but when you take a deeper look into your current life you have too many basic traits to count. Delusion has set in, and it’s time to do something about your lack of success, now, not later. No matter if you’re single, in a relationship, married, or divorced, it’s time to flip that switch and regain power over your life. 

Written by G.L. Lambert, acclaimed author of Men Don’t Love Women Like You and Ho Tactics, this audiobook collects previously unreleased lessons too controversial for publication.

Chapters & topics discussed include:
How to Kill Your Inner Basic Bitch
Understanding the Opposite Sex
Self-Therapy: How to Reset & Reclaim Your Power
Dating After a Breakup
How to Save a Failing Relationship
How to Read and Expose Men
Dealing with Being Ghosted
And so much more!

©2019 Viceroy Publishing (P)2019 Viceroy Publishing

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Essential Reading!

I come back to this book as a reminder to myself of who the f*ck I am.

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great lessons

ive binge listened to all the books by him now. ive learnt more from his books this past month than all these years through other dating help books. he really has a no nonsense attitude that makes you review yourself and see that we are indeed incharge of all that unfolds. no spoilers. the books are repetitive if u want to ourchase them all but something i needed.

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A must read for women

Initially I was taken aback by the language used. However, if you can get passed that, I guarantee that at some point this book will put you back on the path and mindset to spartanhood.

key takeaway:
I am the sun and the world revolves around me. Don't worry about what others especially men think because they are there to impress me not the other way around.

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Great read / listen

If you really really really struggle with things like insecurities and social anxiety you’ll need to look into books which go deep deep into those topics and potentially hit up YouTube as well… because whilst this book is awesome I feel like I’m too many steps behind to do the tactics he described. I’ll probably have to come back to this book! But if you’re pretty much ok but just need a spruce up in your life then all of these books are just amazing!!

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Kill Your inner Basica & Level Up

I would say this book is a mashup between G.L's previous books "Ho tactics" and "Men don't love women like you", I would say it's the two book in one but updated! Really good listen, a good reminder as to why it's important to constantly develop your knowledge and skills when it comes to relationships, learning about yourself, healing from Trauma and be the best version of you, so that you can attract the right partner. You can & have everything in which you desire, you just have to believe in yourself, kill your insecurities and build your confidence. Everything that you need to level up is inside but it's up to you to believe and become the best version of you. 10 out of 10! Highly recommend to anyone on their relationship journey or who is already in a relationship but want to ensure it's at its best.

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Great Book for Single (feminine) People

I would advise this book for anyone who is ready to work on themselves, ask themselves the hard questions and learn great lessons in order to attract better relationships. My only issue would be that the narrator doesn't really fit the voice of the author in my opinion, but it's still an easy listen.

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a great read

A real insight into how to change your world on relationships and yourself. great read

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I expected more.

I was super excited to get new book from this author. But instead of being more interesting than others, it was nothing special, actually. It just repeats things already said in previous books.

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Excellent book

Filled with some gems. I am not too keen on sex advice. Personally, I believe legs closed till marriage. However, we are humans and make mistakes etc. Sex includes the exchange of many things from spirits to characteristics etc.
This book is full of so many good gems, for example, the next person is not better than you or more of a catch because they, make more money. Also, allow a guy to talk and stop doing all the talking..
Basically the book gives you ways to not be basic.

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Another Incredible Book

I've read all G.L's book now and I feel I need to re-read them to remember all the tips, this is yet another excellent book. I can't wait to listen to his podcasts

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